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Justin Seitz

@justinseitz.bsky.social

4.7K followers 1.3K following 5.4K posts

Bullshit Hunter. Misidentified beet farmer. Fiery advocate. Neurospicy. Saskatoon, Saskatchewan prairie dweller. He/Him. Find my work at bullshithunting.com

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Justin Seitz @justinseitz.bsky.social · 10d

🚨NEW! From yours truly and @kennedycatherine.bsky.social

A Fake Prince, a Game Show Contestant and the Devil

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A Fake Prince, a Game Show Contestant and the Devil

How an intelligence officer's trivia show winnings were a gift to us all

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Justin Seitz @justinseitz.bsky.social · 7h

You stop laughing at my shitty jokes and I'll stop making them!

Justin Seitz @justinseitz.bsky.social · 9h

*elbows @veepatz.bsky.social *

We call that a lonely boner in the biz.

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Justin Seitz @justinseitz.bsky.social · 9h

Congrats!

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Justin Seitz @justinseitz.bsky.social · 20h

*sips coffee* meownin'

Justin Seitz @justinseitz.bsky.social · 1d

a man in a yellow shirt is standing in a bowling alley and saying sheesh .

ALT: a man in a yellow shirt is standing in a bowling alley and saying sheesh .

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Justin Seitz @justinseitz.bsky.social · 1d

VERY undudely, dude.

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Justin Seitz @justinseitz.bsky.social · 1d

*bobs head*

soundcloud.com/justinseitz/...

Third Stone from the Sun Medley [Dick Dale Remix]

Lil Dick Dale!

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Justin Seitz @justinseitz.bsky.social · 1d

Get that sucker out of your head now.

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Justin Seitz @justinseitz.bsky.social · 1d

*sips coffee* heyyyyyyyyyyyayyyyyyayyyyyyaaaaayyyy-heyyyyyyyaaaaaaaayyyaaaaa!

I said hey.

What's going on?

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Justin Seitz @justinseitz.bsky.social · 1d

*walks into middle of this argument*

What's wrong with us folk from Saskatchewan exactly? Hm?

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Justin Seitz @justinseitz.bsky.social · 2d

I'm also horrifyingly antisocial. I walk on all fours. I pee on random objects. I spook easily.

Justin Seitz @justinseitz.bsky.social · 2d

Thousands of kilometers from there and I don't drink! I can smoke one for you from here though!

Justin Seitz @justinseitz.bsky.social · 2d

@thegamblingbird.bsky.social and kiss YOUR evening goodbye, friend!

Justin Seitz @justinseitz.bsky.social · 2d

Y'all a Saskatchewanian artist you must check out 👇

(*whispers* Canadian artists are suffering through a national postal strike...*whale eye*...so if you can be kind and buy things from them, or better...just donate...I reckon an angel won't lose its wings *puffs pipe*)

mushy @mushbeast.bsky.social · 15d

i also have bird commissions open: forms.gle/CQv5P4tS5YaN...

i paint ur bird for 50 CAD 🤝 you get a pretty drawing of ur bird

an example of @avian-aves.bsky.social’s baby beep:

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Justin Seitz @justinseitz.bsky.social · 2d

Exhibit A: Brown paper bag labelled 'Mystery Liquor'
Exhibit B: F1 branded sippy cup
Exhibit C: Video capture of 'nude squirrel cam incident' as captured by local police body camera
Exhibit D: 9-1-1 transcript, neighbour
Exhibit E: Investigative supplement, animal control department

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Brocky Horror Picture Show 🧟⚗️🪩 @queeralchemy.com · 3d

Listen to my interview on my community quilt project on CBC's Daybreak that aired this AM. Special thanks to Dionne Codrington who did an amazing job and was caring in her work and questions.

Yes, me complaining about the comité des sages made it to the interview!

www.cbc.ca/listen/live-...

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Jon Carling @joncarling.bsky.social · Sep 2

forest spirits

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Justin Seitz @justinseitz.bsky.social · 2d

Oooooooh my god, Jon! Beautiful and haunting!

Justin Seitz @justinseitz.bsky.social · 2d

*ghost*
*vee covers eyes*
*boob*
*justin covers eyes*

Yeah horror movies don't have either of those things.

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Justin Seitz @justinseitz.bsky.social · 2d

*sips coffee* moooooooooooornin' ya spicy dishes!

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Justin Seitz @justinseitz.bsky.social · 2d

*gasps* kiss your mother with that mouth?!

*covers eyes*

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Seth Abramson @sethabramson.bsky.social · 3d

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Justin Seitz @justinseitz.bsky.social · 2d

Dear lord.

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Justin Seitz @justinseitz.bsky.social · 2d

No kidding Chicago is hands down one of my favourite cities and the people were lovely. At all hours. *ahem*

Governor JB Pritzker @govpritzker.illinois.gov · 4d

BEST BIG CITY IN THE US 9 YEARS IN A ROW.

While critics try to paint Chicago as something to fear, the rest of the world knows the truth — this is the best big city in America.

Best Big City: Chicago Wins Award 9th Year in a Row

Learn why Chicago was voted the Best Big City for the 9th consecutive year by exploring our vibrant culture, welcoming inclusion, and so much more.

www.choosechicago.com

Justin Seitz @justinseitz.bsky.social · 3d

Frankly, having Americans boo your national anthem is a huge relief. Huge.

Haus of Decline @hausofdecline.bsky.social · 3d

YOU DARE BOO THE BEAUTIFUL CANADIAN NATIONAL ANTHEM. YOU PAY WITH BLOOD! YOU PAY WITH BLOOD!