Justin Seitz
@justinseitz.bsky.social
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Bullshit Hunter. Misidentified beet farmer. Fiery advocate. Neurospicy. Saskatoon, Saskatchewan prairie dweller. He/Him. Find my work at bullshithunting.com
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Oooooooh my god, Jon! Beautiful and haunting!
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*ghost*
*vee covers eyes*
*boob*
*justin covers eyes*

Yeah horror movies don't have either of those things.
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*sips coffee* moooooooooooornin' ya spicy dishes!
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*gasps* kiss your mother with that mouth?!

*covers eyes*
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No kidding Chicago is hands down one of my favourite cities and the people were lovely. At all hours. *ahem*
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Frankly, having Americans boo your national anthem is a huge relief. Huge.
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YOU DARE BOO THE BEAUTIFUL CANADIAN NATIONAL ANTHEM. YOU PAY WITH BLOOD! YOU PAY WITH BLOOD!
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Sweet, sweet Ennie words...*eyes roll back*
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Successfully resisted the impulse to include voluminous details from the autopsy and medical examiner's report when writing this, so, you're welcome.

Tho, how cool is it to get detailed information, like an autopsy report, from a murder investigation and trial more than a hundred years ago.
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Devastating news for all of us yesterday. Please keep giving to okappleseed.org

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*sips coffee* mooooornin' fellow butt pirates!
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They pissed on our rug. <fin>
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My dude? The balls of sport fly ever in the direction of a clean rug and a white russian.
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Oh god...yikes...the long haired North American mantis...
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*def leppard pour some sugar on me*
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Throw your loonies on the stage for Instant Gaaaahhhhhraaaaaaaavvvvvy!
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Saskatoon here, watch yourself BC!
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I saw a package of instant gravy and was gonna send a pic to you with a caption: my former stage name.

I am so sorry. Haha!
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*sips coffee* mornin' ya barbarians!