Jake P
@jahre.bsky.social
Football enjoyer. Tottenham #COYS. Weird little town resident. Brown. Wishes technology worked for people.
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My hotel room came pre-loaded with portraits of the ghosts who are going to haunt me.
December 11, 2025 at 9:27 PM
My hotel room came pre-loaded with portraits of the ghosts who are going to haunt me.
The most uncomfortable place for a generational hater like myself is a work holiday party.
December 11, 2025 at 7:49 PM
The most uncomfortable place for a generational hater like myself is a work holiday party.
Man… just leave us alone.
Cafes across the U.S. are embracing the low- and no-caffeine lifestyle, with options that are a far cry from dusty tea bags and rewarmed decaf. nyti.ms/3XKlqoj
December 10, 2025 at 10:38 PM
Man… just leave us alone.
Counterpoint: you can go to Dartmouth and still be dumb as hell.
It’s important to remember that Laura Ingraham went to Dartmouth. She’s not as stupid as she sounds. She’s just a shameless liar.
December 10, 2025 at 2:57 PM
Counterpoint: you can go to Dartmouth and still be dumb as hell.
So much of our IT compliance training in 2025 was about AI scams.
Real amazing technology. Truly making work more efficient by introducing scams at scale.
Real amazing technology. Truly making work more efficient by introducing scams at scale.
December 9, 2025 at 2:21 PM
So much of our IT compliance training in 2025 was about AI scams.
Real amazing technology. Truly making work more efficient by introducing scams at scale.
Real amazing technology. Truly making work more efficient by introducing scams at scale.
Movie you’ve watched more than six times with a gif. Hard mode: no Stars (Wars nor Trek), LOTR, or Marvel, Disney Animated or Pixar
And I’m gonna watch it again this week.
And I’m gonna watch it again this week.
December 8, 2025 at 11:31 PM
Movie you’ve watched more than six times with a gif. Hard mode: no Stars (Wars nor Trek), LOTR, or Marvel, Disney Animated or Pixar
And I’m gonna watch it again this week.
And I’m gonna watch it again this week.
This World Cup keeps getting more hilarious / sad by the minute
News: Every 2026 World Cup match will feature two "hydration breaks," no matter the weather.
Each half will pause for exactly three minutes midway through.
It's a player welfare measure. It also has sporting & commercial implications.
More @theathleticfc.bsky.social:
Each half will pause for exactly three minutes midway through.
It's a player welfare measure. It also has sporting & commercial implications.
More @theathleticfc.bsky.social:
2026 World Cup to feature three-minute hydration breaks in every half throughout tournament
Every game will pause for three minutes in the middle of each half, which will essentially split the match into quarters.
www.nytimes.com
December 8, 2025 at 3:20 PM
This World Cup keeps getting more hilarious / sad by the minute
A lot has been said about this, but I want to make sure we haven’t overlooked something very important:
What a fucking loser.
What a fucking loser.
This will be remembered as the most pathetic moment in American history. What a needy fool.
December 7, 2025 at 2:10 PM
A lot has been said about this, but I want to make sure we haven’t overlooked something very important:
What a fucking loser.
What a fucking loser.
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this has become a very important video to me
December 7, 2025 at 4:29 AM
this has become a very important video to me
People labeling themselves as a “content creator” is so bleak.
December 5, 2025 at 9:29 PM
People labeling themselves as a “content creator” is so bleak.
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In THE NIGHTMARE BEFORE CHRISTMAS, Jack Skellington sees something, decides it belongs to him, and pumps out an altered version of it that almost looks like the real thing (but which sucks and everyone hates) while nearly destroying the thing he claimed to be championing.
Jack is a dead tech bro.
Jack is a dead tech bro.
December 12, 2024 at 8:30 PM
In THE NIGHTMARE BEFORE CHRISTMAS, Jack Skellington sees something, decides it belongs to him, and pumps out an altered version of it that almost looks like the real thing (but which sucks and everyone hates) while nearly destroying the thing he claimed to be championing.
Jack is a dead tech bro.
Jack is a dead tech bro.
I will always love this one.
December 4, 2025 at 3:38 PM
I will always love this one.
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All of the companies that make the software I use are increasing their prices, to account for an "investment" in AI.
I'm sat here imagining how my clients would feel if I added 30% to each invoice, because I "really got into gambling".
I'm sat here imagining how my clients would feel if I added 30% to each invoice, because I "really got into gambling".
December 4, 2025 at 8:41 AM
All of the companies that make the software I use are increasing their prices, to account for an "investment" in AI.
I'm sat here imagining how my clients would feel if I added 30% to each invoice, because I "really got into gambling".
I'm sat here imagining how my clients would feel if I added 30% to each invoice, because I "really got into gambling".
Thank you amen.
All I want for Christmas is for the worst people in the world to experience some consequences
December 3, 2025 at 9:59 PM
Thank you amen.
This plus tech bros calling the ACTUAL POPE the antichrist is all part of a setup to supplant traditional faiths with a bizarre and twisted techno-religion.
December 3, 2025 at 6:13 PM
This plus tech bros calling the ACTUAL POPE the antichrist is all part of a setup to supplant traditional faiths with a bizarre and twisted techno-religion.
What’s the line for Frank? I know we all hate the carousel of managers but this is really unacceptable football. Are you sticking with him in a relegation battle? #COYS
December 2, 2025 at 10:09 PM
What’s the line for Frank? I know we all hate the carousel of managers but this is really unacceptable football. Are you sticking with him in a relegation battle? #COYS
The Packard Plant parties were a cornerstone of Detroit’s gift to the world: techno.
Growing up in this scene was so incredibly formative. It’s quite literally the foundation of my belief system and introduced me to queer and black spaces that I wouldn’t have otherwise found and loved.
Growing up in this scene was so incredibly formative. It’s quite literally the foundation of my belief system and introduced me to queer and black spaces that I wouldn’t have otherwise found and loved.
Detroit Mayor Mike Duggan announced today that the City has signed a letter of intent with a proven developer to transform 28 acres of the former Packard Plant site into housing, an electronic music museum, and an indoor skate park, and public space.
www.mlive.com/business/202...
www.mlive.com/business/202...
Iconic Michigan ruin to be reborn as an electronic music museum and skate park
This huge facility was built in the early 1900s and automobiles were built there until it shut down in the 1950s.
www.mlive.com
December 2, 2025 at 2:49 PM
The Packard Plant parties were a cornerstone of Detroit’s gift to the world: techno.
Growing up in this scene was so incredibly formative. It’s quite literally the foundation of my belief system and introduced me to queer and black spaces that I wouldn’t have otherwise found and loved.
Growing up in this scene was so incredibly formative. It’s quite literally the foundation of my belief system and introduced me to queer and black spaces that I wouldn’t have otherwise found and loved.
Bluesky turning on Mamdani over alt text is the dumbest, therefore most predictable, next step in the story.
Starbucks CEO Brian Niccol made $95 million last year. His workers are striking for the bare minimum. Glad to be on the right side of the picket line with them.
December 2, 2025 at 11:37 AM
Bluesky turning on Mamdani over alt text is the dumbest, therefore most predictable, next step in the story.
I too have always felt like a “gourmet kitchen” was more of a state of mind than a space with actual cabinets and appliances for cooking.
December 1, 2025 at 10:15 PM
I too have always felt like a “gourmet kitchen” was more of a state of mind than a space with actual cabinets and appliances for cooking.
My passions are taking a nice hot shower and being in bed. How do I make that into a career?
December 1, 2025 at 10:12 PM
My passions are taking a nice hot shower and being in bed. How do I make that into a career?
The atomic bomb in the war on drugs: dorks doing drugs on a livestream.
Tomorrow Grimes will DJ a livestream of immortality influencer Bryan Johnson tripping on shrooms to determine its effect on longevity. Mr. Beast and the CEO of Salesforce will be there too.
Grimes DJing Immortality Influencer's Shroom Trip With Special Guest Mr. Beast
Grimes is a fan of Bryan Johnson, the multimillionaire and immortality influencer who spends his time trying to fight death. He is perhaps best known for undergoing plasma transfusions with donations ...
stereogum.com
December 1, 2025 at 5:52 PM
The atomic bomb in the war on drugs: dorks doing drugs on a livestream.