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Jake P

Jake P

@jahre.bsky.social

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Football enjoyer. Tottenham #COYS. Weird little town resident. Brown. Wishes technology worked for people.

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Jake P @jahre.bsky.social · Mar 23

Peter Thiel
Marc Andreessen
Elon musk
Curtis Yarvin

A girl who has no name laying by a campfire

Jake P @jahre.bsky.social · 15h

Tear the entire thing down IDGAF. 🤷🏽‍♂️

MeidasTouch @meidastouch.com · 18h

NYT Confirms: Trump will DEMOLISH the ENTIRE East Wing of the White House.

The Times says the East Wing is expected to be fully torn down by the weekend to make room for Trump's ballroom for billionaires — despite the fact that Trump pledged the White House would not be touched.

Jake P @jahre.bsky.social · 15h

At least we know where all the 2A dipshits went: private security for the rich who keep them poor.

Jake P @jahre.bsky.social · 18h

Dying for a solid peak lapel double breasted coat AND blazer.

Jake P @jahre.bsky.social · 18h

Gone from “It’s just who we are, mate.”

To “mate, just who are we?”

#COYS

Jake P @jahre.bsky.social · 19h

Man. Remember Pape Sarr? #COYS

Jake P @jahre.bsky.social · 19h

I feel like I missed a cultural shift where so many people became Nazis. Like WTF is even going on here.

Solomon @solomonmissouri.bsky.social · 20h

lets do this another way...

who ISN'T a Nazi?

Jake P @jahre.bsky.social · 1d

Please keep the meetings

Jake P @jahre.bsky.social · 1d

I love this. All players at the highest levels are good. Picking a magic 11 has always felt like voodoo to me.

Managers can get the game tactics wrong, but player performances shouldn’t vary so drastically from match to match. To me, that’s belief and togetherness.

Jake P @jahre.bsky.social · 1d

Probably just needs another huge injection of cash.

Jake P @jahre.bsky.social · 2d

Kickball.

David Moscrop @davidmoscrop.com · 2d

Hear me out: Base-dodge ball.

Jake P @jahre.bsky.social · 2d

Disrespecting Kenny Loggins is one of the most anti-American things you can do.

Jake P @jahre.bsky.social · 2d

Since companies are constantly looking to replace everyone, we should be able to put the little “open to work” thingy on our LinkedIn profiles while employed.

Jake P @jahre.bsky.social · 2d

I’m looking for a super automatic espresso machine and everyone keeps saying theirs is WiFi enabled as if that were a selling point.

I just want a physical button that dispenses espresso.

Jake P @jahre.bsky.social · 2d

I think about that and I think about the absolute garbage years Arsenal went through to be where they are now. Time, belief, commitment.

Jake P @jahre.bsky.social · 3d

The constant manager swapping over the last several years has really left the club identity in shambles.

It’s not a fun watch right now. I hope we’re in the low period that other London club experienced before their play started to take shape. Feels like we’re a patchwork of three different teams.

Jake P @jahre.bsky.social · 3d

Can’t wait until Target starts selling No Kings t-shirts.

Jake P @jahre.bsky.social · 3d

Cider mill donuts

a cartoon of homer simpson holding a pink object

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Jake P @jahre.bsky.social · 3d

Gross. Doesn’t really matter what forwards we have if the supply line isn’t there.

Jake P @jahre.bsky.social · 4d

AFCON is going to be a devastating period for Spurs.

I hope Frank figures out what the style of this team is, and soon.

#COYS

Jake P @jahre.bsky.social · 4d

Really toothless going forward- just a lot of non-progressive passing waiting on… something?

Need to be much more direct.

Jake P @jahre.bsky.social · 4d

Need a healthy and consistent goal scorer to lead the attacking line so, so badly. #COYS

Jake P @jahre.bsky.social · 5d

Shohei Ohtani is the Michael Jordan of LeBron James’

Jake P @jahre.bsky.social · 5d

Is that in cat days or human days?

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Dan McQuillan @danmcquillan.bsky.social · 6d

Jake P @jahre.bsky.social · 6d

Dry as hell. Surprised we didn’t see dust shoot out of the pant leg.