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Jake P
@jahre.bsky.social
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Football enjoyer. Tottenham #COYS. Weird little town resident. Brown. Wishes technology worked for people.
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Wow. If only we all didn’t see this very obvious thing coming.
December 11, 2025 at 7:51 PM
jahre.bsky.social
No particular set of skills.
December 11, 2025 at 6:47 PM
jahre.bsky.social
Mmmm. That sounds good. I think I’ll have that.
December 11, 2025 at 3:30 PM
jahre.bsky.social
Time magazine out here trying to have Elon’s 85th child.
December 11, 2025 at 3:13 PM
jahre.bsky.social
Pretty sure masculinity fixes this.
December 10, 2025 at 2:15 PM
jahre.bsky.social
They will cook your ass if you break the illusion for even a moment.
December 10, 2025 at 2:14 PM
jahre.bsky.social
I have been enamored with this guy for decades - probably starting with Reality Bites.

He’s just… cool.
December 10, 2025 at 1:20 PM
jahre.bsky.social
Her response basically being “fuck you I raised a lot of money” seems on brand.
December 9, 2025 at 10:49 PM
jahre.bsky.social
We just activated 100% tariffs on away teams.
December 9, 2025 at 9:58 PM
jahre.bsky.social
Pitch-side or love parade? Who can say…
December 9, 2025 at 9:49 PM
jahre.bsky.social
A deliciously silly trinity. I’ll take it.
December 9, 2025 at 9:44 PM
jahre.bsky.social
Secure advancement today and we don’t need to worry about it.
December 9, 2025 at 8:30 PM
jahre.bsky.social
a group of men are sitting around a table and one of them is saying because he gets on base .
ALT: a group of men are sitting around a table and one of them is saying because he gets on base .
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December 9, 2025 at 7:37 PM
jahre.bsky.social
Brilliant. Statue next I hope!
December 9, 2025 at 1:17 PM
jahre.bsky.social
Wait… again with the nitrous??

What a waste…
December 7, 2025 at 5:18 PM
jahre.bsky.social
I can’t wait for him to be in the league.
December 7, 2025 at 4:46 PM