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Kaburi, Exuberant Explorer

@kaburi.bsky.social

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Just a little guy trying to live to see them die.

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Kaburi, Exuberant Explorer @kaburi.bsky.social · Nov 16

My current life philosophy, whenever I do something that's even the slightest bit unorthodox:

Kaburi, Exuberant Explorer @kaburi.bsky.social · Nov 16

There's no rule that says a dog can't play basketball. 🙎

Kaburi, Exuberant Explorer @kaburi.bsky.social · 59m

My "new" (refurbished 2020 model) 2-in-1 laptop is getting delivered today so I'll be wiping it (literally and figuratively, I've got clorox wipes ready to go after reading multiple Amazon reviews saying the refurbs arrive filthy), and probably spending way too long trying to sync it to my network.

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Pyramid Chad @pyrameadhead.wifeguy.online · 22h

Demotivational posted style meme. Image of Abe Simpson "style at the time macro" text outside image captioned "SO I FORMATTED MY MEME LIKE THIS, which was the style at the time."

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Talia "Estro Junkies" Bhatt ♀︎♀︎ @taliabhatt.itch.io · 20h

I'm glad "the year of Dramione" is a thing because it clearly illustrates how the wizard kidlit franchise is being kept culturally relevant by cishet women who can't stop cranking it to plausibly deniable Nazi porn they hallucinated in their favorite children's media.

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Kaburi, Exuberant Explorer @kaburi.bsky.social · 17h

IT SHOULD NOT BE DARK AT 4:45 PM

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Sahil Kapur @sahilkapur.bsky.social · 20h

Rep. Yassamin Ansari has set up a table and this sign outside Speaker Johnson’s office.

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Kaburi, Exuberant Explorer @kaburi.bsky.social · 18h

TROMBONE

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Kaburi, Exuberant Explorer @kaburi.bsky.social · 20h

oh

oh no

oh no no no

Kaburi, Exuberant Explorer @kaburi.bsky.social · 20h

Today's Adventure: pour-over coffee and merging loose Magic commons into the long boxes

Kaburi, Exuberant Explorer @kaburi.bsky.social · 1d

I've got lemon pepper chicken, green beans, and an apple-berry crisp going in the triple crockpot for dinner tonight 🤩

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Kaburi, Exuberant Explorer @kaburi.bsky.social · 2d

I have officially sorted all of my loose cards by rarity, color, and alphabetical by name.

The other piles are foil/fancy basics, playtest cards, legendaries (sorted by type, color, alphabetical by name), and EDH cards I keep separate for deck building (Command Tower/Arcane Signet/Sphere/Sol Ring).

Kaburi, Exuberant Explorer @kaburi.bsky.social · 2d

I listen to this version at least once a month.

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Roxanne, but every time Roxanne is said, it speeds up 10% (2017, High Pitched)

YouTube video by IanAC

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Kaburi, Exuberant Explorer @kaburi.bsky.social · 2d

This fucking broke me in the best possible way.

Shivam Bhatt @shivambhatt.bsky.social · 2d

Look, sometimes there is an idea that is utterly simple and yet works perfectly. This, ahem, rocks.

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Roxanne but its just Rocks

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Kaburi, Exuberant Explorer @kaburi.bsky.social · 2d

Treated myself to some Trader Joe's pot stickers and a salad for lunch.

Kaburi, Exuberant Explorer @kaburi.bsky.social · 2d

omg I kicked some ass in that interview!

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Kaburi, Exuberant Explorer @kaburi.bsky.social · 2d

What they see:

Kaburi, Exuberant Explorer @kaburi.bsky.social · 2d

My post-interview plans are to finish sorting commons (only B, R, and G left!) and then start integrating them into the long boxes.

At at some point I need to go shopping because we have exactly four pee pads left for doggo.

Kaburi, Exuberant Explorer @kaburi.bsky.social · 2d

Teams Interview #2 for what seems like the perfect job at 11:00 AM.

I'm drinking Diet Mountain Dew from the most generic-looking coffee mug I could find and wearing a dress shirt over a T-shirt and gym shorts, so on camera I'll appear to be a functional adult while actually being an unemployed bum.

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Kaburi, Exuberant Explorer @kaburi.bsky.social · 3d

Well I officially signed the Separation Agreement this morning.

Legally I'm not allowed to discuss the terms, but based on my average monthly expenses as calculated over the last nine months in the Rocket Money App, I'm covered through at least February.

Kaburi, Exuberant Explorer @kaburi.bsky.social · 3d

Which came as a surprise
I spoke into his eyes
I thought you died alone
A long long time ago

Oh no, not me
We never lost control
You're face to face
With the man who sold the world

Kaburi, Exuberant Explorer @kaburi.bsky.social · 3d

Like, not in a funny "lich lord archvillain" way, I mean I legit thought he died like five years ago.

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Kaburi, Exuberant Explorer @kaburi.bsky.social · 3d

...I kinda thought he'd _been_ dead for a while.

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Kaburi, Exuberant Explorer @kaburi.bsky.social · 3d

For literally years now I've been working on this idea for a Commander Jumpstart Cube, and sorting cards over the last week has made me want to make it a real thing because I have so many cool cards that aren't in decks.

So now I'm trying to redo the lists use entirely cards I already own.

Kaburi, Exuberant Explorer @kaburi.bsky.social · 3d

This means I just need to tackle commons and then integrate the piles into my long boxes/cull dupes.

(Except for "staples" I try to limit myself to four copies of any given uncommon/common.)

(My definition of staple is not normal.)

Kaburi, Exuberant Explorer @kaburi.bsky.social · 3d

Obsessively checking my email waiting for a response about scheduling this interview...

But on the plus side I managed to finish sorting and alphabetizing all my loose uncommons.

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