Kaburi, Exuberant Explorer
@kaburi.bsky.social
Just a little guy trying to live to see them die.
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There's no rule that says a dog can't play basketball. 🙎
My current life philosophy, whenever I do something that's even the slightest bit unorthodox:
In other news I had a toasted english muffin for breakfast this morning with some of the leftover lime curd from my birthday cake adventure and limes are proof of God's love.
February 18, 2026 at 4:55 PM
In other news I had a toasted english muffin for breakfast this morning with some of the leftover lime curd from my birthday cake adventure and limes are proof of God's love.
Today in Kaburi's First World Problems:
I forgot to put the stupid stylus for my POS convertible laptop in the charge hole last night, so now if I want to scribble on Excel sheets I have to get out of the warm bed and go downstairs to use the 65" touchscreen TV.
I forgot to put the stupid stylus for my POS convertible laptop in the charge hole last night, so now if I want to scribble on Excel sheets I have to get out of the warm bed and go downstairs to use the 65" touchscreen TV.
February 18, 2026 at 4:52 PM
Today in Kaburi's First World Problems:
I forgot to put the stupid stylus for my POS convertible laptop in the charge hole last night, so now if I want to scribble on Excel sheets I have to get out of the warm bed and go downstairs to use the 65" touchscreen TV.
I forgot to put the stupid stylus for my POS convertible laptop in the charge hole last night, so now if I want to scribble on Excel sheets I have to get out of the warm bed and go downstairs to use the 65" touchscreen TV.
Loving being both totally exhausted and also totally unable to fall asleep.
February 18, 2026 at 4:47 AM
Loving being both totally exhausted and also totally unable to fall asleep.
Do you ever think about how much of a narcissist Mickey Mouse must be to live in a house shaped like his own head?
February 18, 2026 at 2:27 AM
Do you ever think about how much of a narcissist Mickey Mouse must be to live in a house shaped like his own head?
Y'all, it's very affirming to have a company approach me unsolicited about a job based on my industry connections and LinkedIn profile.
February 18, 2026 at 12:14 AM
Y'all, it's very affirming to have a company approach me unsolicited about a job based on my industry connections and LinkedIn profile.
I'm ridiculously proud of this Lego coffee shop concept. The roof lifts off and the front wall hinges open for access, and the shop interior is three separate sets that connect together.
February 17, 2026 at 10:52 PM
I'm ridiculously proud of this Lego coffee shop concept. The roof lifts off and the front wall hinges open for access, and the shop interior is three separate sets that connect together.
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respect to wotc for anticipating my very angry letters and writing an explainer article about why Raph uses a jitte instead of a sai up front magic.wizards.com/en/news/feat...
Raphael's Jitte
In our version of the TMNT universe, you'll see Raph wielding a slightly different weapon than you're used to. Here's why we made this choice.
magic.wizards.com
February 17, 2026 at 7:46 PM
respect to wotc for anticipating my very angry letters and writing an explainer article about why Raph uses a jitte instead of a sai up front magic.wizards.com/en/news/feat...
At Starbucks cashing in my free birthday drink because free.
February 17, 2026 at 8:24 PM
At Starbucks cashing in my free birthday drink because free.
Treated myself to a poke bowl for a birthday lunch. (Pretty sure this is a ghost kitchen on GrubHub and not a real restaurant but it was cheap and delicious.)
February 17, 2026 at 5:11 PM
Treated myself to a poke bowl for a birthday lunch. (Pretty sure this is a ghost kitchen on GrubHub and not a real restaurant but it was cheap and delicious.)
I rolled a 5.
Tomorrow's my birthday and I made a homemade cake!
Tomorrow's my birthday and I made a homemade cake!
Quick, roll a d6! If you rolled a...
1️⃣ Take a stretch break
2️⃣ Comment something you love about yourself
3️⃣ Brew yourself a fresh cuppa
4️⃣ Tag someone who makes you smile
5️⃣ Comment something you're looking forward to this week
6️⃣ Go give yourself a smooch in the mirror
1️⃣ Take a stretch break
2️⃣ Comment something you love about yourself
3️⃣ Brew yourself a fresh cuppa
4️⃣ Tag someone who makes you smile
5️⃣ Comment something you're looking forward to this week
6️⃣ Go give yourself a smooch in the mirror
February 17, 2026 at 1:18 AM
I rolled a 5.
Tomorrow's my birthday and I made a homemade cake!
Tomorrow's my birthday and I made a homemade cake!
So this birthday cake I'm making is from my grandmother's copy of the Better Homes and Gardens New Cook Book, 1968 edition.
The batter was fucking amazing, so I can only hope the cake is equally delicious.
(I did add an additional tsp of almond extract, but otherwise followed the book.)
The batter was fucking amazing, so I can only hope the cake is equally delicious.
(I did add an additional tsp of almond extract, but otherwise followed the book.)
February 16, 2026 at 7:08 PM
So this birthday cake I'm making is from my grandmother's copy of the Better Homes and Gardens New Cook Book, 1968 edition.
The batter was fucking amazing, so I can only hope the cake is equally delicious.
(I did add an additional tsp of almond extract, but otherwise followed the book.)
The batter was fucking amazing, so I can only hope the cake is equally delicious.
(I did add an additional tsp of almond extract, but otherwise followed the book.)
Had a really good job interview this morning, currently riding this high to the grocery store for powdered sugar because I'm about to make a metric fuckton of American buttercream.
February 16, 2026 at 4:54 PM
Had a really good job interview this morning, currently riding this high to the grocery store for powdered sugar because I'm about to make a metric fuckton of American buttercream.
Drafts folders are for cowards.
February 15, 2026 at 11:24 PM
Drafts folders are for cowards.
It's petty, but the thing I'm most angry about is how Trump ruined my schtick of Idiosyncratic Capitalization. That has been _my_ joke since at least 2003.
February 15, 2026 at 11:22 PM
It's petty, but the thing I'm most angry about is how Trump ruined my schtick of Idiosyncratic Capitalization. That has been _my_ joke since at least 2003.
In other news I breaded a pork chop with French's Crispy Onions and baked it and hooooly fuck this goes hard.
February 15, 2026 at 11:12 PM
In other news I breaded a pork chop with French's Crispy Onions and baked it and hooooly fuck this goes hard.
Updated the sign
February 15, 2026 at 11:04 PM
Updated the sign
My former manager left my former company in January, and the "AI" job listings on LinkedIn said I'd be a "High Match" for his position. 🫠
February 15, 2026 at 12:59 AM
My former manager left my former company in January, and the "AI" job listings on LinkedIn said I'd be a "High Match" for his position. 🫠
The music in Mewgenics does not need to go this hard.
February 14, 2026 at 11:59 PM
The music in Mewgenics does not need to go this hard.
Fellow scientists, it is 2026. You should never have to write out Escherichia in a journal article. We _all_ know what the E in E. coli stands for by now.
February 12, 2026 at 8:03 PM
Fellow scientists, it is 2026. You should never have to write out Escherichia in a journal article. We _all_ know what the E in E. coli stands for by now.
I was about to lose my shit today, so I went to Dunkin and got a free* donut and an iced coffee, then just drove aimlessly for an hour before deciding to stop at the grocery store for cheese.
The worst** part of being unemployed is the loneliness.
*cashed in rewards points
**besides the no money
The worst** part of being unemployed is the loneliness.
*cashed in rewards points
**besides the no money
February 12, 2026 at 6:03 PM
I was about to lose my shit today, so I went to Dunkin and got a free* donut and an iced coffee, then just drove aimlessly for an hour before deciding to stop at the grocery store for cheese.
The worst** part of being unemployed is the loneliness.
*cashed in rewards points
**besides the no money
The worst** part of being unemployed is the loneliness.
*cashed in rewards points
**besides the no money
"We were gods once, Beleren. Did you know that? The milk flowed so much freer then."
The question is does he remember he likes milking?
February 11, 2026 at 7:34 PM
"We were gods once, Beleren. Did you know that? The milk flowed so much freer then."
It was a cool experiment. You take two mason jars, put a thermometer in each, then in one you put just baking soda, and in the other you put _vinegar_ and baking soda, then seal them up and set them in the sun.
The one with the CO2 released by the vinegar heats faster and gets hotter.
The one with the CO2 released by the vinegar heats faster and gets hotter.
I made it to state level in the science fair in the 1980s by showing that CO2 retains heat and increases temperature.
I was 9 years old.
I was 9 years old.
February 11, 2026 at 2:45 PM
It was a cool experiment. You take two mason jars, put a thermometer in each, then in one you put just baking soda, and in the other you put _vinegar_ and baking soda, then seal them up and set them in the sun.
The one with the CO2 released by the vinegar heats faster and gets hotter.
The one with the CO2 released by the vinegar heats faster and gets hotter.
The modern Sisyphus is the New Englander shoveling snow in the driveway.
February 11, 2026 at 2:37 PM
The modern Sisyphus is the New Englander shoveling snow in the driveway.
Y'all I have done fuck all today (vacuumed fur off the couch, dusted the living/dining room, fired off the roomba, washed the dog's bed and rug, salted the driveway in case tonight's snow hits harder than forecast, wheeled the bins down the hill after trash pickup) and I am tired anyway.
February 10, 2026 at 9:46 PM
Y'all I have done fuck all today (vacuumed fur off the couch, dusted the living/dining room, fired off the roomba, washed the dog's bed and rug, salted the driveway in case tonight's snow hits harder than forecast, wheeled the bins down the hill after trash pickup) and I am tired anyway.
Anyway the dog is angry because I won't let her chase the roomba
February 10, 2026 at 7:14 PM
Anyway the dog is angry because I won't let her chase the roomba