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Kacy

@kacyo.bsky.social

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Time is an illusion and money isn’t real. And ketchup goes in Kraft dinner.

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Kacy @kacyo.bsky.social · Jul 2

I’m ready to go live my best Boxcar Children life. Catch me keeping bottles of milk cool in a stream and picking wild blueberries.

Kacy @kacyo.bsky.social · 6d

Been sober for 10 years now; it has to be *this* 10 years!?

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Kacy @kacyo.bsky.social · 26d

Nothing to do with her,
It was a viral tik tok sound www.tiktok.com/@carol.ine3/...

TikTok video by Caroline Timoney

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John Rogers @johnrogers.bsky.social · Oct 3

I have seen no better theory.

Shawn @shawnhils.bsky.social · Oct 3

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Kacy @kacyo.bsky.social · Sep 25

The mix of wrapped and raw is diabolical.

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jenny_tightpants🪑 @jtp.bsky.social · Sep 23

if you see me floating up into the sky today it's for other reasons don't worry about it

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Kacy @kacyo.bsky.social · Sep 6

Ellipsis.

Kacy @kacyo.bsky.social · Sep 5

Oh, well here I was hoping I might have a chance with this game after I utterly failed at making any progress in Hollow Knight.

Kacy @kacyo.bsky.social · Aug 31

The "Domestic violence heroics to severe rear ending" statement has people asking a lot of questions already answered by the statement.

Kacy @kacyo.bsky.social · Aug 20

I have nipples, Greg. Could you milk me?

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Jess Piper @piperformissouri.bsky.social · Jul 30

The price of 1 lb of ground beef is now higher than the federal minimum hourly wage…

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Kacy @kacyo.bsky.social · Jul 16

Beads?

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Kacy @kacyo.bsky.social · Jul 16

This is so traumatic.

Kacy @kacyo.bsky.social · Jul 12

Kacy @kacyo.bsky.social · Jun 27

We raised a billion for Kamala, surely we can raise $200,001 (using Kavanaugh's going rate plus Price is Right rules; math checks out).

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Kacy @kacyo.bsky.social · Jun 23

Bold of you to use weirdo, my culture isn't your costume.

Kacy @kacyo.bsky.social · Jun 21

Oh god, the wheelers.

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Hector Diaz @iamhectordiaz.com · May 23

the motorcade at my funeral better look like this

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Kacy @kacyo.bsky.social · May 5

Can Miller’s parents be prosecuted like they do with the parents of school shooters?

Kacy @kacyo.bsky.social · Apr 25

He's such a long boy.

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K🤦‍♀️𝙑 is off the record 😉 @kv417.bsky.social · Apr 16

My generation is not going to forget seeing teacher Christa McCauliff, who trained specifically for a mission for months and months to be the first teacher in space, die along with the crew, as the Challenger exploded live on our classroom TVs. Rich women can f-off with their 9 min space selfies 🤦‍♀️

RandomWhiteGuy @thereelrandom.bsky.social · Apr 16

Actual female astronauts have had their histories wiped from NASA websites and the all female moon crew has been scrapped, but sure… let’s pretend like this is somehow important.

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Kacy @kacyo.bsky.social · Apr 14

This is 100% correct. Here is my pride and joy, Liam Geeson in the crochet cape and hat I made him. These are totally valid coping mechanisms.

Cement porch goose wearing a crocheted cape and top hat.

Kacy @kacyo.bsky.social · Mar 24

42 and still waiting for the day.

Kacy @kacyo.bsky.social · Mar 12

I never notice my deodorant until I wear a different one; then, it's the only thing I can smell, and it is just *wrong*. No, I don't have any sensory issues. Why do you ask?

Kacy @kacyo.bsky.social · Mar 7

Excellent use of free will.