banner
LightNews
kdzwierzynski.bsky.social
katie dzwierzynski
@kdzwierzynski.bsky.social
4.4K followers 1.1K following 26K posts
“too wholesome to be fun trouble,” according to hinge user pat yes to sports, sunsets, dessert, dogs, books, and puns no to vegetables and cold weather news editor/internet hollerer/hallsnark-er go cocks, go cats (as a medill grad, unironically)
Posts Media Videos Starter Packs
Pinned
kdzwierzynski.bsky.social
katie dzwierzynski @kdzwierzynski.bsky.social · Dec 29
my entire brand of content online:
kdzwierzynski.bsky.social
katie dzwierzynski @kdzwierzynski.bsky.social · Dec 29
idk what this is besides a dumb thing that was in my head
1 41
kdzwierzynski.bsky.social
katie dzwierzynski @kdzwierzynski.bsky.social · 4h
let it be known i did not couch nap
1
kdzwierzynski.bsky.social
katie dzwierzynski @kdzwierzynski.bsky.social · 4h
"trust us (but for real, do)"
1
kdzwierzynski.bsky.social
katie dzwierzynski @kdzwierzynski.bsky.social · 4h
i just saw a tylenol commercial where the voiceover lady really put emphasis on saying it's backed by years of credible research
1 17
kdzwierzynski.bsky.social
katie dzwierzynski @kdzwierzynski.bsky.social · 4h
a man in a suit and tie stands in a kitchen and says thank you
Alt: a man in a suit and tie stands in a kitchen and says thank you
media.tenor.com
1
kdzwierzynski.bsky.social
katie dzwierzynski @kdzwierzynski.bsky.social · 5h
my brain is really trying to force a rime of the ancient mariner pun here so just pretend i did one and it's really good
1 15
kdzwierzynski.bsky.social
katie dzwierzynski @kdzwierzynski.bsky.social · 5h
apparently a lot!
kdzwierzynski.bsky.social
katie dzwierzynski @kdzwierzynski.bsky.social · 5h
😱
kdzwierzynski.bsky.social
katie dzwierzynski @kdzwierzynski.bsky.social · 5h
yes!! there’s a way to say you want to skip the small talk without saying it like this
1
kdzwierzynski.bsky.social
katie dzwierzynski @kdzwierzynski.bsky.social · 5h
like, i don’t want to talk about pineapple on pizza either but
3 5
kdzwierzynski.bsky.social
katie dzwierzynski @kdzwierzynski.bsky.social · 5h
love it when dudes start off by telling you what they don’t want to talk about with you
bumble profile that says: “Not interested in talking about pineapple on pizza - let's get to know each other over real conversations!”
3 16
kdzwierzynski.bsky.social
katie dzwierzynski @kdzwierzynski.bsky.social · 5h
(obvs this is not serious but also you will never catch me running any race and certainly not a marathon)
4
kdzwierzynski.bsky.social
katie dzwierzynski @kdzwierzynski.bsky.social · 5h
my bumble is full of guys who are here for the marathon and their simply being someone who runs a marathon is actually enough to tell me we wouldn’t work
2 13
kdzwierzynski.bsky.social
katie dzwierzynski @kdzwierzynski.bsky.social · 6h
Britney Spears I Am GIF
Alt: Britney Spears I Am GIF
media.tenor.com
1
kdzwierzynski.bsky.social
katie dzwierzynski @kdzwierzynski.bsky.social · 6h
thank you!
kdzwierzynski.bsky.social
katie dzwierzynski @kdzwierzynski.bsky.social · 6h
the schedulers really disrespected me and i resent it
1
kdzwierzynski.bsky.social
katie dzwierzynski @kdzwierzynski.bsky.social · 6h
sure some of you might be stressed about this baseball game but tomorrow night my college football team and my baseball team will be playing at the same time, i will be unwell for three hours
4 19
kdzwierzynski.bsky.social
katie dzwierzynski @kdzwierzynski.bsky.social · 6h
i’m suddenly hungry so i suppose i should order dinner
kdzwierzynski.bsky.social
katie dzwierzynski @kdzwierzynski.bsky.social · 7h
they could never make me hate you, posh spice
3
kdzwierzynski.bsky.social
katie dzwierzynski @kdzwierzynski.bsky.social · 8h
i’m watching the victoria beckham doc, they’re showing crowds screaming for the spice girls and it reminds me of when my friend and i were in my basement watching the news show them getting off a plane and my dad was basically like “why are there shrieking girls in our home, when will they be done”
2 7
kdzwierzynski.bsky.social
katie dzwierzynski @kdzwierzynski.bsky.social · 8h
a man in a suit and tie stands in a kitchen and says thank you
ALT: a man in a suit and tie stands in a kitchen and says thank you
media.tenor.com
2
kdzwierzynski.bsky.social
katie dzwierzynski @kdzwierzynski.bsky.social · 10h
oh noooo, that’s so sad
kdzwierzynski.bsky.social
katie dzwierzynski @kdzwierzynski.bsky.social · 10h
ooooh yes i liked colleen a lot
1
kdzwierzynski.bsky.social
katie dzwierzynski @kdzwierzynski.bsky.social · 10h
i was like 15 when that show was on and it was appointment tv for my parents and me lol
1
kdzwierzynski.bsky.social
katie dzwierzynski @kdzwierzynski.bsky.social · 10h
real ones remember airline, there was always nonsense going on but yolanda and mike at LAX were the GOATs
normcharlatan.bsky.social
Norm Charlatan @normcharlatan.bsky.social · 10h
There was a Southwest Airlines reality show years ago and on one ep, a kind, old woman repeatedly got denied boarding bc she was drunk. They talked to her at the bar and she was nervous bc the last time she flew decades before, the plane crashed and folks died. Anyway, Mariners ALDS Game 5 soon.
4 10
kdzwierzynski.bsky.social
katie dzwierzynski @kdzwierzynski.bsky.social · 11h
are we sure that’s not rebecca romaine
popcrave.com
Pop Crave @popcrave.com · 2d
Nicole Kidman stuns for Vogue.
11 11 67