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Keith Lowell Jensen
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I like to imagine that at some point Dick Cheney said, "A socialist Muslim mayor of New York city? Over My Dead body!"
Yeah, I like the election turnout and outcome last night but it's tempered by remembering that we already did the resistance thing once, and then we put him right back.

I don't trust us
Bill Gates saying, "Let's listen to the consensus of climate scientists, here's some money" good.

Bill Gates saying "You know, I think I know better than the climate scientists, and I'm a billionaire" not good.
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I am certainly no seasoned strategist but I am a little skeptical of the political wisdom behind building a giant golden ballroom and sharing a dozen photos of a renovated marble bathroom at the very moment that millions of people are losing access to healthcare and food.
Utopia has long been within our grasp but we won't allow it for ourselves out of fear that we might share it with someone we think doesn't deserve it.
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This video from Portland is a metaphor for what is going on in America. ICE trying so hard to get Americans to cross a line and if they don't, dragging them across the line and violently attacking.
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If you have it please donate cash to the food banks. $10 in their hands will feed more people than the $10 worth of canned goods you can buy for retail prices. Also check on your elders. Many of them will not admit they rely on these programs so grocery gift cards or a surprise bag of staples
Hofstetter has really stepped up.
He's always BEEN outspoken and progressive but he's turned it all the way up (TO 11!) in response to our current fascism and I appreciate him for it.
To the craven "comedians" who are STILL not speaking up: The manager at the Chicago Laugh Factory was arrested by ICE. They filed no charges, he's a US citizen, and his family doesn't know where he is.

They are coming for all of us. Grow a fucking spine and say something while you still can.
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Don’t laugh at this. Don’t dismiss it. They’re serious. Prepare for it. And get ready to fight against it.
You accuse "the establishment" of attacking you because people want to know why you have a Nazi tattoo? What a bullshit attempt at an apology.
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“Let him among you who is without a Nazi tattoo cast the first stone.” -The Bible
It's so great that the very people who made this country too shitty to love will be the first to complain about my lack of patriotism.
Can I at least be oppressed by someone who isn't so embarrassingly dumb? I want a tyrant I can respect.
We’ve known for a while but this makes it official: Trump is a shit-poster.
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Oak Park resident Scott Sakiyama reports feds pointed weapons at him across from an elementary school today. They then arrested him and took him to Broadview. While in custody, he saw agents texting in a group chat called "Chiraq Team 2."

Full testimony: www.facebook.com/share/p/1GqB...
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Well, at least you know where they stand.
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NBC just gutted the very teams that gave marginalized voices a seat at the table—then called it “restructuring.”

The cuts:

📌NBC BLK (Black community coverage)

📌NBC Latino (Latino community coverage)

📌NBC Asian America (Asian American community coverage)

📌NBC Out (LGBTQ+ community coverage)
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When I was a kid I wondered what the adults did after we went to bed.
Now I'm an adult making late night stovetop s'mores.
So, pretty much exactly what I figured.
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I see no reason why I can't wreck myself first and THEN check myself.
I don't need your rules, old man!!!