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Machine Pun Kelly

@kellyscaletta.bsky.social

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America's Number One Punned-It. Lifelong Dem. Left my account on Twitter for Bluer Skies. I follow back, but sometimes it takes time. YouTube channel: https://www.youtube.com/@KellyScaletta Check out my Whiteboard videos and the Pun Show!

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Machine Pun Kelly @kellyscaletta.bsky.social · Feb 1

I should make this my pined post. Here is a link to all my help videos, starting with the first one.

I've done four in total so far.

1. Intro and basics.
2. More about setting up feeds and lists.
3. 10 Tips and Tools
4. Gain engagement.

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BlueSky for Beginners

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Machine Pun Kelly @kellyscaletta.bsky.social · 1h

They can, but they sound a little horse.

Machine Pun Kelly @kellyscaletta.bsky.social · 2h

Y'all thought it was going to be a pun, didn't you! GOTCHA!

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Machine Pun Kelly @kellyscaletta.bsky.social · 2h

But can they drink a 5th of Jack in one sitting?

Machine Pun Kelly @kellyscaletta.bsky.social · 2h

Kitties gonna Cat.

Machine Pun Kelly @kellyscaletta.bsky.social · 2h

Q. What did one carrot say to the other carrot?

A. RELEASE THE EPSTEIN FILES!!!

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PatriotTakes 🇺🇸 @patriottakes.bsky.social · 2h

Trump golfing today during the government shutdown

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Machine Pun Kelly @kellyscaletta.bsky.social · 2h

And this is why the Democrats biggest mistake was that they reached out to "Republicans" and not "Farmers."

It's a whole different conversation!

(Is that your video, or one you shared?)

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Joe McKirdy @joemckirdy.bsky.social · 3h

I've been saying this from before the election.
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Joe McKirdy @joemckirdy.bsky.social · Nov 22

As a counterpoint though, Trump's 200% tarrif on John Deere would make a large farm tractor jump from $400k to 1$,200M. Additionally, with Trump cutting back on agencies, Trump would likely remove programs like the Dairy margin Coverage program, or the Federal Milk Marketing Orders.

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Machine Pun Kelly @kellyscaletta.bsky.social · 3h

Yes. That is the joke.

Machine Pun Kelly @kellyscaletta.bsky.social · 3h

Yep. If they were smart, they'd be out there in the fields, looking at unharvested crops and asking farmers what they need.

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Machine Pun Kelly @kellyscaletta.bsky.social · 3h

I loved my convo with Tony (@thetonymichaels.bsky.social).

He got me to thinking about easily we could flip solid red states blue if we just TRY to get them.

youtu.be/ZRbvAFzblZo?...

How Republicans Efficiently Flip Votes in Key States

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Machine Pun Kelly @kellyscaletta.bsky.social · 3h

So Huggy Bear went on the Great Moth Hunt. After 30 minutes off of careening off of every piece of furniture and square inch of wall in the bedroom, he has devoured his prey and is taking a well-earned nap.

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Machine Pun Kelly @kellyscaletta.bsky.social · 4h

Did I do this right?

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Rescuing the MAGA sheep...AGAIN

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Machine Pun Kelly @kellyscaletta.bsky.social · 4h

Really touching read. Kindness is underrated, and Joe Biden is kind.

JoJoFromJerz @jojofromjerz.bsky.social · 9h

“We’ve known for months that he’s been sick, but the words radiation and treatment hit differently. They landed in a place I didn’t expect. Because it feels like more than just one man enduring.
It feels like a reflection of all of us.”
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The Only Way Out Is Through

What Joe Biden’s endurance teaches us about America’s own capacity to heal.

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Machine Pun Kelly @kellyscaletta.bsky.social · 4h

LOL!!! I had a friend with a strong Texas accent when I lived in Italy. If you've never heard Italian with a Texas accent.

CHOW aMEEowe!

Machine Pun Kelly @kellyscaletta.bsky.social · 4h

So you're not happy?

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Ben Canham @bencanham.bsky.social · 5h

A lot of people have asked about the
book I was working on. The truth is, I lost
it when my friend who was helping me
write it passed away. I didn’t know how
to talk about it until now. It still hurts,
but I appreciate everyone who believed
in it. Maybe one day I’ll try again. 😊

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Liz G @lizzieworldgirl.bsky.social · 6h

Important watch…

Machine Pun Kelly @kellyscaletta.bsky.social · 6h

People are always telling me that my videos shouldn't be longer than a minute because people don't watch that long. So I beg you: Make an exception. It's important that people know this, and not everything can be--or should be--explained in 60 seconds. youtu.be/upZz4T3A4wU

You can't eat Scheudenfreud: Why we all need to save American farms

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Machine Pun Kelly @kellyscaletta.bsky.social · 6h

Thank YOU for watching. Glad you got something out of your time. LOL!

Machine Pun Kelly @kellyscaletta.bsky.social · 6h

Thanks. Sorry about the mispronunciation. But this AMERICA and we say things however we damned well please. LOL

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Machine Pun Kelly @kellyscaletta.bsky.social · 6h

I get it. I really do. But I also like eating food.

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Ben Canham @bencanham.bsky.social · 6h

Autism isn’t a flaw it’s a different way
of seeing the world. I don’t apologize for
how my brain works. I’m proud of my
perspective, my strengths, and yes,
even my struggles. Because every shade
of autism is important and beautiful.

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Machine Pun Kelly @kellyscaletta.bsky.social · 6h

You can't eat Scheudenfreud: Why we all need to save American farms

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Ben Canham @bencanham.bsky.social · 6h

Autism is like a rainbow bright sides,
darker shades, but every color matters.
I don’t hide from it. I embrace it. I’m proud
of who I am. Autism is part of me and I’m
becoming the best version of myself.

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Machine Pun Kelly @kellyscaletta.bsky.social · 6h

A true great has left us.

SuzyQ @suzyqfit4u.bsky.social · 10h

Breaking!
Diane Keaton dead at 79!

I’m heartbroken

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