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hard-bo̾il̾e̾d̾Gardner

@kgardner.bsky.social

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USAF vet. RN. Lived, worked, studied in 3 countries. Programmer. At pointy end of Maslow's Hierarchy. Hero in tiny emergencies. Living in NZ

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Adam Parkhomenko @adamparkhomenko.bsky.social · 23h

Hope you all are having a blessed Thursday

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hard-bo̾il̾e̾d̾Gardner @kgardner.bsky.social · 26m

Oh. Yes, unmitigated disaster.

hard-bo̾il̾e̾d̾Gardner @kgardner.bsky.social · 39m

Zamboni!

a t-rex is sitting on the back of a truck that says derock demolition

Alt: a t-rex is sitting on the back of a zamboni

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hard-bo̾il̾e̾d̾Gardner @kgardner.bsky.social · 41m

a woman is sitting in front of a vase of pink flowers and the word ugh is written on the screen .

Alt: a woman is sitting in front of a vase of pink flowers and the word ugh is written on the screen .

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hard-bo̾il̾e̾d̾Gardner @kgardner.bsky.social · 42m

Atrocious

50501: The People’s Movement ❌👑 @50501movement.bsky.social · 4h

When dressing up as a Nazi for Halloween is even remotely acceptable then you know as a country we have lost the plot.

We can never normalize this:

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Robert Reich @rbreich.bsky.social · 12h

Priorities.

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hard-bo̾il̾e̾d̾Gardner @kgardner.bsky.social · 43m

@wscott44.bsky.social Why 11/9?

hard-bo̾il̾e̾d̾Gardner @kgardner.bsky.social · 46m

I didn't mean they should send a letter. I meant if you sent any money at all, it should be the cost of sending a letter to another department.
It seems letter writing is all the Dems are prepared to do, if that.

hard-bo̾il̾e̾d̾Gardner @kgardner.bsky.social · 1h

Canine judgement. Side eye

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Gef the Toking Mongoose @geftokingmongoose.bsky.social · 1h

The kind of shit people tell you when you're working at a gas station

Still from the television show The X-Files showing Fox Mulder looking off while speaking to someone(presumably Scully) whose back is to the camera and mostly obscured. Text reads "I saw Elvis in a potato chip once."

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hard-bo̾il̾e̾d̾Gardner @kgardner.bsky.social · 1h

Now you've got the gist of it

hard-bo̾il̾e̾d̾Gardner @kgardner.bsky.social · 1h

How much does it cost to send a strongly worded letter to another department in the same organization?

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hard-bo̾il̾e̾d̾Gardner @kgardner.bsky.social · 1h

Laugh until you cry, more like

hard-bo̾il̾e̾d̾Gardner @kgardner.bsky.social · 1h

a young boy is laughing with his mouth open in a striped shirt .

Alt: Sceaming child

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hard-bo̾il̾e̾d̾Gardner @kgardner.bsky.social · 1h

Um, I'm not sure that's a reliable indicator these days, so I'll just pretend we're back in the old days when it meant what you meant it to.

a kitten standing on its hind legs on a carpet

Alt: kitten saluting

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hard-bo̾il̾e̾d̾Gardner @kgardner.bsky.social · 3h

I am familiar with EJ's Pinball Wizard, but I perceive things as an egg would. 🥚 I'm deaf, dumb, & blind. I play a mean pinball.

hard-bo̾il̾e̾d̾Gardner @kgardner.bsky.social · 3h

a man in a suit and tie is saying can i offer you a nice egg in this tryin time

Alt: a man in a suit and tie is saying can i offer you a nice egg in this tryin time

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Matt Nelsen @mattnelsen.com · 6h

Seen on Beltway 8 in Houston

Honey dipper truck, yellow and black, labeled "Stool Bus"

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hard-bo̾il̾e̾d̾Gardner @kgardner.bsky.social · 3h

Not an egg?

hard-bo̾il̾e̾d̾Gardner @kgardner.bsky.social · 3h

Stephen Miller has internalized Hitler's ethos, as depicted in the documentary Architecture of Doom. Logical progression in that line of thought: destruction of all 'ugly' modern art & architecture, and elimination/exclusion of 'imperfect humans'.

hard-bo̾il̾e̾d̾Gardner @kgardner.bsky.social · 3h

Does anyone have balls anymore?

[beware: loaded question]

Alan! @o2bnobx.bsky.social · 11h

Yeah but we get a ballroom. A BALLROOM I tell you! In your FACE China!

hard-bo̾il̾e̾d̾Gardner @kgardner.bsky.social · 3h

I'll take your word for that.

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Hoodlum 🇺🇸 @nothoodlum.bsky.social · 3h

Kristi Noem's dilemma: What to wear on Halloween when everyday is dress up.

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hard-bo̾il̾e̾d̾Gardner @kgardner.bsky.social · 3h

Good, but... <sigh: another strongly worded letter>

Senate Judiciary Democrats 🇺🇸 @judiciarydems.senate.gov · 4h

Pam Bondi’s conduct before Congress was embarrassing for her and her department.

Republicans need to respect our bipartisan duty to conduct oversight of the Trump Administration.