🪩 Kiri 🪩
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Witch by day, vampire by night. | I write about sports sometimes. | she/her
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LOL the first few seconds of this are pure chaotic joy and it's perfect.
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Never underestimate the healing power of a giant fountain drink
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Here's my recap of Mariners/Tigers Game 5. Somehow this is the image that is sticking with me the most.

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The Mariner Moose lifts Humpy the Salmon up in celebration after Humpy won the Salmon Run for the first time ever. Mariners fans can be seen going wild in the background.
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baseball is the best preparation for death because it does not come with a clock that tells you when your suffering will end one way or the other
kirio.bsky.social
Somehow I am exiting T-Mobile Park smelling like smoked meat rather than cheap champagne. I'll take it.
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Humpy gets the dub for the first time ever followed by the loudest ovation all night.
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Take me home from the ballgame
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They're doing a 14th inning stretch in Seattle because sure why not
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This game is actively trying to kill anyone emotionally invested in its outcome.
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I wonder if Kerry Carpenter gets sick of waiting through pitching changes whenever it's his turn to bat.
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Walked into a Canadian Tire and no longer know what holiday season we’re celebrating anymore
Grim Reaper plays heavy metal guitar next to a display of Christmas trees
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Clock in T-Mobile is currently ticking down at 83:18 and counting, which is both a) a number that should never be on a clock and b) not the time remaining until first pitch, which is even more unnerving
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lookoutlanding.bsky.social
Andrés told me today that they saw this fan on their way back to the ballpark; the team told him not to go out because it was so late so he pretended to drive home but then circled around to meet her. “No one who loves Matilda is dangerous.”
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If the Dodgers win it all, they should be required to make a lip sync video to Wake Me Up When September Ends.
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No, dump him.
razzball.bsky.social
If they can make it work, can’t we all
Lenny dykstra jersey and shohei ohtani jersey
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"My gf (F19) and I (M31)"
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In some ways this is the government now
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I'm excited for Limp Bizkit, but I'm a little worried about Antifa...
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I'm sick and tired of seeing these thugs terrorize big events and am worried that they will try to interrupt Limp Bizkit's set. My gf (F19) and I (M31) are going to our first Lollapalooza and are concerned about the growing threat around the city
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This Lyft driver saw me walk up in a flannel and vans and heard I'm flying to Seattle and thought, "surely she wants to listen to AFI." And while it wouldn't have been my first choice, I'm not mad about it.
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brianmfloyd.bsky.social
fun random thing from the first game of mariners-tigers: that was jim sinegal, costco founder and of “if you raise the price of the fucking hot dog i’ll kill you” fame, sitting front row with his family
costco founder jim sinegal and his wife janet
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And all credit to Kate for asking the question that brought us this delightful tidbit!
lookoutlanding.bsky.social
Andrés Muñoz says that when he and his wife leave the apartment every day they leave the game on for Matilda to watch. He’s pretty sure she helped him make that catch last night.
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Earlier today Andrés Muñoz told the media that when they leave their apartment, he and his wife leave the TV on so that Matilda (their cat) can watch the game.
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Bratt Mash now pitching