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Kirsty @kirstyharrison.bsky.social · Jun 18

If there is one thing guaranteed to fuck up my Sims' day, it's trying to put away an onion.

That shit is going to take up the next 4 hours, mimimum.

Kirsty @kirstyharrison.bsky.social · Jun 17

Controversial, I know, but I'm not really digging the planet's vibe right now.
Don't tell the planet, I don't want it to be mad at me.

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Kirsty @kirstyharrison.bsky.social · Jun 17

This is who runs this account

A child in a purple and orange shellsuit, with hella stylish green jellies and oh yeah her face is a tiger

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andy vs. @im-all-id.me · Jun 16

Awful time to be alive but truly an amazing time to be a hater

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inkedupandsonic @sonictyrant.bsky.social · Jun 15

god: it's called a snapping turtle
angel: so cute, why would he call you a sna -
snapping turtle: OMG SHUT THE FUCK UP

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Kirsty @kirstyharrison.bsky.social · Jun 15

Flared trousers - good flared lenses - bad.
Got it.

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Kirsty @kirstyharrison.bsky.social · Jun 15

Benji and Paris are absolutely in a tree, and I am in an adjacent tree with binoculars out having a full on peep at their k-i-s-s-i-n-g.

a man is looking through binoculars in a park

ALT: a man is looking through binoculars in a park

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Kirsty @kirstyharrison.bsky.social · Jun 15

Mr @theryangeorge.bsky.social has absolutely broken my brain.
"That's the name of the moooovie!" I squawk into my empty lounge.

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Fun @funkelly.bsky.social · Jun 14

no kings

all my homies fucking hate kings

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Kirsty @kirstyharrison.bsky.social · Jun 14

Hilariously, Robin's character appears to be the first man to ever ask computer expert Morales how facial recognition works, in 2009, and dismissing it as "so you're saying the computer... guesses."
And the jury are eating it up.

He's the greatest lawyer of all time!

Kirsty @kirstyharrison.bsky.social · Jun 14

Just casually backgrounding SVU while playing solitare, hear a voice, look up and - hey, that's Scott Adsit, that's a cool 'famous person of the episode'. 3 minutes later excuse me sir that's fucking Robin goddamn Williams!

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Kirsty @kirstyharrison.bsky.social · Jun 14

The Gileadification rolls on

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daviss @chaddavis.photography · Jun 14

Despite warnings from the law enforcement not to attend today’s No Kings rally after this mornings shooting of Minnesota lawmakers with the killer on the lose, the No Kings Rally is happening at the Minnesota State Capitol in St. Paul.

No Kings protest at the Minnesota State Capitol

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Kirsty @kirstyharrison.bsky.social · Jun 14

How I take criticism

Kirsty @kirstyharrison.bsky.social · Jun 14

CNN just threw up a graphic that their reporter was in Tehran.

She's in Tel Aviv. And saying "Israeli's aren't used to this kind of destruction".

Fucking hell, CNN.

Kirsty @kirstyharrison.bsky.social · Jun 14

So in Minnesota, they're looking to find a guy dressed exactly like a Minnesota police officer using hundreds of other police officers?

How is that going to work?!?

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Kirsty @kirstyharrison.bsky.social · Jun 14

Oh that's never going to happen. 14+ years on the hell site and I think I maxed at about 600. I am not an interesting or funny person - empirically proven!

a cartoon of homer simpson saying that 's boring

ALT: a cartoon of homer simpson saying that 's boring

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Kirsty @kirstyharrison.bsky.social · Jun 14

I'm still doing it wrong

a man in a sweater and tie is sitting in front of a chalkboard and says `` i dont get it '' .

ALT: a man in a sweater and tie is sitting in front of a chalkboard and says `` i dont get it '' .

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Kirsty @kirstyharrison.bsky.social · Jun 14

Anyway, I've been going out of my mind because I've not been able to tell everyone that on balance Nine is my favourite doctor.
Thank god that's out of my system.

Kirsty @kirstyharrison.bsky.social · Jun 14

Hmm got locked out of over there for being hateful. In responding to a fully fash blue tick wanker.

What a fair thing that happened.

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Kirsty @kirstyharrison.bsky.social · Jun 12

I love my toddler nephew but sometimes after a few hours, I find myself goggling "fire station with those abandoned kid boxes near me"

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Katelyn Boo-urns @katelynburns.com · Jun 12

i somehow only just now learned that Zohran Mamdani made a rap song and recorded a music video... AND ITS A BOP??!? youtu.be/iQVsVNPkPmE?...

Mr. Cardamom - Nani (starring Madhur Jaffrey)

YouTube video by Mr. Cardamom

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Kirsty @kirstyharrison.bsky.social · Jun 12

I for real have never understood how to make my tl better, so my account is next to dormant, but also I don't write an article about it and show the whole world my arse.

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The MODUS Files - a Fallout Audio Drama Podcast @themodusfiles.bsky.social · May 5

New Episode released!

S3-Episode 19 “Reap the Whirlwind”

Desperate times call for desperate measures…

#themodusfiles #audiodrama #podcast #Fallout #Fallout76

Please like and reshare!

@bethesdastudios.com @fallout.bethesdastudios.com

Season 3 - Episode 19 "Reap the Whirlwind"

The MODUS Files - A Fallout Audio Drama Podcast Series · Episode

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