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Kirsty
@kirstyharrison.bsky.social
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Voice Actor - Nice Person - TV Watcher - Utterly weird about 9-1-1 🚒🚑❤️‍🔥
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If there is one thing guaranteed to fuck up my Sims' day, it's trying to put away an onion.

That shit is going to take up the next 4 hours, mimimum.
Controversial, I know, but I'm not really digging the planet's vibe right now.
Don't tell the planet, I don't want it to be mad at me.
This is who runs this account
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Awful time to be alive but truly an amazing time to be a hater
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god: it's called a snapping turtle
angel: so cute, why would he call you a sna -
snapping turtle: OMG SHUT THE FUCK UP
Flared trousers - good flared lenses - bad.
Got it.
Benji and Paris are absolutely in a tree, and I am in an adjacent tree with binoculars out having a full on peep at their k-i-s-s-i-n-g.
a man is looking through binoculars in a park
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Mr @theryangeorge.bsky.social has absolutely broken my brain.
"That's the name of the moooovie!" I squawk into my empty lounge.
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no kings

all my homies fucking hate kings
Hilariously, Robin's character appears to be the first man to ever ask computer expert Morales how facial recognition works, in 2009, and dismissing it as "so you're saying the computer... guesses."
And the jury are eating it up.

He's the greatest lawyer of all time!
Just casually backgrounding SVU while playing solitare, hear a voice, look up and - hey, that's Scott Adsit, that's a cool 'famous person of the episode'. 3 minutes later excuse me sir that's fucking Robin goddamn Williams!
The Gileadification rolls on
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Despite warnings from the law enforcement not to attend today’s No Kings rally after this mornings shooting of Minnesota lawmakers with the killer on the lose, the No Kings Rally is happening at the Minnesota State Capitol in St. Paul.
How I take criticism
CNN just threw up a graphic that their reporter was in Tehran.

She's in Tel Aviv. And saying "Israeli's aren't used to this kind of destruction".

Fucking hell, CNN.
So in Minnesota, they're looking to find a guy dressed exactly like a Minnesota police officer using hundreds of other police officers?

How is that going to work?!?
Oh that's never going to happen. 14+ years on the hell site and I think I maxed at about 600. I am not an interesting or funny person - empirically proven!
a cartoon of homer simpson saying that 's boring
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Anyway, I've been going out of my mind because I've not been able to tell everyone that on balance Nine is my favourite doctor.
Thank god that's out of my system.
Hmm got locked out of over there for being hateful. In responding to a fully fash blue tick wanker.

What a fair thing that happened.
I love my toddler nephew but sometimes after a few hours, I find myself goggling "fire station with those abandoned kid boxes near me"
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i somehow only just now learned that Zohran Mamdani made a rap song and recorded a music video... AND ITS A BOP??!? youtu.be/iQVsVNPkPmE?...
Mr. Cardamom - Nani (starring Madhur Jaffrey)
YouTube video by Mr. Cardamom
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I for real have never understood how to make my tl better, so my account is next to dormant, but also I don't write an article about it and show the whole world my arse.