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koobyn @koobyn.bsky.social · 7h

I’m gonna be the contrarian and say Ruin The Friendship

Taylor, please stop making songs about how you’d be a home wrecker for that one high school friend that died of an overdose more than 15 years ago. What the hell

koobyn @koobyn.bsky.social · 1d

indefinite hospital stays. solitary confinement. conservatorships. the list goes on.

koobyn @koobyn.bsky.social · 1d

if you know the person who i'm talking about, you'll find this ironic because he uses the term "neurodivergent" as an adjective to describe himself, not making the connection that neurodivergent people were (and still are) some of the most severe victims of the seizure of agency

koobyn @koobyn.bsky.social · 1d

the thing with people like these is that the core of the message is that they hate poor people having agency. they believe that agency is a privilege, not a right, and if you're not using it right, you should be punished in some way.

koobyn @koobyn.bsky.social · 2d

i just saw a video of this dude getting mad at some woman cuz she bought 27$ worth of cupcakes with EBT money. and that's why he "doesn't care that SNAP is going away". i think i need to ditch the internet

koobyn @koobyn.bsky.social · 2d

it's like that one video of that guy saying "why do all polyamorous people look like that"... you know what i mean

koobyn @koobyn.bsky.social · 19d

why do tesla drivers look like that

koobyn @koobyn.bsky.social · 2d

if we ever have a chance at recovering democracy, our first step will have to be to ensure that no one ever can even imagine to reach this level of insanity ever again.

koobyn @koobyn.bsky.social · 2d

going to a president and talking about how he knows about "rigged elections". making people lose their jobs over a podcaster's death. considering an investigation on the UN because an escalator malfunctioned. cutting all trade talks with canada because of an ad from a local government.

koobyn @koobyn.bsky.social · 2d

tourist deported because of a meme in his phone with fingerprints and blood samples taken. carte blanche bombings of boats without any process. immigrants disappeared from what are effectively concentration camps. AI-generated videos of gaza being turned into a rich people's playground.

koobyn @koobyn.bsky.social · 2d

and yet, it does. military dumped on cities because they are apparently a "warzone" and a "crime hotspot". an AI-generated video of a president dumping poop on a plane on peaceful protesters including a 23 year old influencer critical of him.

koobyn @koobyn.bsky.social · 2d

i think what infuriates me the most is that we have accepted these delusions as a normal part of the political spectrum. politics are about people. real lives, real livelihoods, the world around us. ideally, it should have no place for delusions.

koobyn @koobyn.bsky.social · 2d

you cannot entertain fiction in a university, at least not without challenge. there is no "fair debate", not all that is said has equal weight, you are responsible for telling the truth and only the truth.

koobyn @koobyn.bsky.social · 2d

this should have been widely understood when they started attacking universities, institutions that have a duty to (and are defined by) telling the truth and only the truth, as "left-leaning" and "liberal biased".

koobyn @koobyn.bsky.social · 2d

there is no "invasion" of "illegal aliens". there is no "transgender for everybody". there is no "attack on christianity or families". there is no "attack on white south africans". and there is no "crime problem", or at least not in the way these idiots describe it.

koobyn @koobyn.bsky.social · 2d

with america (and right wingers at-large, really) i think the thing that makes everything more bizarre is the fact that every single crisis that they claim are fighting against are made up. it's fictional. these people are so far gone that they will destroy the world just for the hell of it

koobyn @koobyn.bsky.social · 2d

i just saw a video of this dude getting mad at some woman cuz she bought 27$ worth of cupcakes with EBT money. and that's why he "doesn't care that SNAP is going away". i think i need to ditch the internet

koobyn @koobyn.bsky.social · 7d

exactly where JK rowling started five years ago btw

rubot @rubot.ie · 8d

Róisin Murphy says she doesn't deny anyone's existence then two paragraphs later says it's an "insane belief" someone can change their sex. Ok.

koobyn @koobyn.bsky.social · 19d

why do tesla drivers look like that

koobyn @koobyn.bsky.social · 19d

he’s got a fat ass too

koobyn @koobyn.bsky.social · 19d

this dude walking round the corridor with earbuds on… baby what are you listening to 👀👀

koobyn @koobyn.bsky.social · 26d

omg remember when this happened

koobyn @koobyn.bsky.social · Dec 16

those two fags having gay sex in the senate is the most productive thing ever done in that chamber in at least 50 years

koobyn @koobyn.bsky.social · 26d

ou...... oh i have never been more relieved to be wrong

koobyn @koobyn.bsky.social · Apr 30

imma be honest all signs right now point to lorde flopping again

koobyn @koobyn.bsky.social · 26d

collapses on the floor the moment she hears "WHEN WE HAVE SEX FUCK ME LIKE YOU OBSESSED"

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Tom Ewing @tomewing.bsky.social · Oct 3

If I couldn’t come up with better phrases for dick than “magic wand” I would simply not start beef with someone who had a CupcakKe feature

koobyn @koobyn.bsky.social · Aug 16

omg mr x toon passed away

koobyn @koobyn.bsky.social · Aug 12

wasn't expecting her to come back so soon, were you......