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Dan of Green Gables @kozuh.bsky.social · 5h

Pinhead stalks the asylum’s silent halls, chains slithering in the dark. The Tall Man opens shimmering portals, his spheres slicing through walls. One spere hooks into Pinhead’s flesh, he only seems to enjoy. Razr chains lash out of the walls and tear the Tall Man apart. Easy victory for Pinhead.

Dan of Green Gables @kozuh.bsky.social · 5h

ROUND 4
#2 Seed - Pinhead the Priest of Pain
vs.
#7 Seed - The Tall Man... just The Tall Man

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Dan of Green Gables @kozuh.bsky.social · 5h

Freddy prowls the asylum, unable to enter the dreams of a ghost. Sadako piles up old TVs, screens glowing faint red. Freddy laughs as the lights strobe, but Sadako crawls from every flickering screen. Her faces twist as her many hands grab hold of him and pull him apart. SADAKO WINS! UPTSET!

Dan of Green Gables @kozuh.bsky.social · 5h

Round 3:
#1 Seed: "The Dreamland Destroyer" Freddy Krueger
vs.
#8 Seed: Sadako The VHS Vindicator

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Dan of Green Gables @kozuh.bsky.social · 5h

Bateman stalks the dark halls with confidence and a nail gun. Myers slides through the shadows, silent and sure. They meet in a long hallway. Bateman fires. Nails thud into Myers' chest, but he doesn’t stop. Bateman’s smirk fades as the kitchen knife descends. MYERS WIN!

Dan of Green Gables @kozuh.bsky.social · 5h

Next Round:
#2 Seed: Michael “The Haddonfield Hammer” Myers
vs.
#7 The Wall Street Wrecker" Patrick Bateman

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Dan of Green Gables @kozuh.bsky.social · 5h

The full bracket if you are doing office pools. #HalloweenMadness

Dan of Green Gables @kozuh.bsky.social · 5h

As Norman is able shadow Jason by slipping between the walls of the asylum’s decaying corridors, watching from cracks, knife ready. He waits for the perfect moment, when Jason’s back is turned. But Jason pivots, machete flashing, sliding into the moist drywall. Norman gasps. JASON WINS!

Dan of Green Gables @kozuh.bsky.social · 6h

ROUND 1:
#1 Seed: Jason "Crystal Lake Crusher" Voorhees
vs.
#6 Seed: Norman "Motel Marauder" Bates
#halloween #horror #horromovies

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Dan of Green Gables @kozuh.bsky.social · 6h

Preparation: Each combatant has 1 hour alone inside to prepare before confrontation.

Weapons: Everyone can bring one weapon otherwise they must use whatever objects they find plus their own innate powers. No outside help, weapons, or supernatural intervention.

Dan of Green Gables @kozuh.bsky.social · 6h

#Octobermadness #Brackeween is upon us for the first time on Bluesky. 32 horror movie icons enter two at a time and fight until one one survives.

Location: Abandoned insane asylum (obviously).
Time: First round starts at 2:00 pm EST.

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Dan of Green Gables @kozuh.bsky.social · 12h

True Romance (1993, dir. Tony Scott)

Skeety Davis Jr @bperry149.bsky.social · 1d

Looooove so many things I’ve got to tell you.

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Dan of Green Gables @kozuh.bsky.social · 1d

I googled this to see if this was true and/or typical end of the year layoffs. Google AI called it “worse than normal”.

onion person @junlper.beer · 1d

is this good

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Dan of Green Gables @kozuh.bsky.social · 1d

This butthead is officially cancer free.
He had no idea he was sick.

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Dan of Green Gables @kozuh.bsky.social · 2d

Some dog adoption organizations are like “Yeah how dare you have a day job! You’re not worthy of adopting Duke Ashdar,” and others are like “We will pay you to take this brain dead meatball!”

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Gef the Toking Mongoose @geftokingmongoose.bsky.social · Aug 26

adjusted for inflation

Still from the movie Robocop showing the "I'd buy that for a dollar" guy on a television screen yelling with text that reads "I'd buy that for $2.84!"

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Dan of Green Gables @kozuh.bsky.social · 2d

It’s absurd that Fandango charges you a fee to buy tickets when no one goes to movie theaters anymore. You should get a discount for actually committing go.

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Dan of Green Gables @kozuh.bsky.social · 2d

I think the main roadblock I’ve had with my ADHD is that I haven’t made it, like, my whole personality.

Dan of Green Gables @kozuh.bsky.social · 3d

I’m not going to debate politics at Thanksgiving, I’m just going…

Iron Chef Bot @ironchefbot.bsky.social · 4d

Frame #16400 from S02 -E14 - Turkey-628408

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Dan of Green Gables @kozuh.bsky.social · 3d

I don’t follow college football, are the Tulane Rhesus Monkeys know for being an aggressive team? They should really get some proper sex-ed, it’s really common for infections to spread among teammates.

Tyler King @tyleraking.com · 3d

A truckload of rhesus monkeys from Tulane university escaped after a crash. The university warned they’re highly aggressive toward humans and infected with hepatitis C, herpes, and COVID.

Monkeys on the loose after truck overturns in Heidelberg; public urged to call 911

A truck transporting monkeys from Tulane University overturned on I-59 near Heidelberg, with several monkeys reportedly on the loose posing health risks.

www.wapt.com

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Dan of Green Gables @kozuh.bsky.social · 3d

OMG I'm bought the same box except we live on a busy road and never get any tick or treaters, we also turn the lights off and don't answer the door.

jamelle @jamellebouie.net · 3d

we don’t get a ton of kids on my street but the kids who do come this halloween are getting the good shit

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Dan of Green Gables @kozuh.bsky.social · 3d

You don’t know her, she goes to a different school. I was gonna bring her to the dance but they said no outside students.

Dan of Green Gables @kozuh.bsky.social · 3d

Communal Narcissist is a psychological term for people who see themselves as extraordinarily kind, generous, or empathetic, but who seek admiration for being so. They perform niceness to reinforce their self-image as “good.”

Oh you mean a Niceissist.

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Pandy Fackler 🎃 @thatbrenna.bsky.social · 4d

Monday motivation

A Richard scarry worm in an apple car and it says you got a fast car. I got a plan to get us out of here.

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Dan of Green Gables @kozuh.bsky.social · 4d

Gentrification can be directly linked to all of us wanting to live in Eric Draven's loft apartment in The Crow

Criterion Channel @criterionchannl.bsky.social · 7d

Evening viewing recommendation? On Watch THE CROW (1994). Seductively grungy, operatically stylized thriller-in our '90s Soundtrack Movies collection! The darkly ravishing goth aesthetic is perfectly complimented by a soundtrack that includes The Cure, The Jesus and Mary Chain, RATM, NIN & more.

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