Dan of Green Gables
banner
kozuh.bsky.social
Dan of Green Gables
@kozuh.bsky.social
640 followers 310 following 47 posts
Writer at The Hard Times, Infinite World Magazine, McSweeneys, and others. Author LINGERIA novel and Garages & Grievances TTRPG; CHI ➡️ ATL ➡️ ITH
Posts Media Videos Starter Packs
True Romance (1993, dir. Tony Scott)
Looooove so many things I’ve got to tell you.
I googled this to see if this was true and/or typical end of the year layoffs. Google AI called it “worse than normal”.
is this good
This butthead is officially cancer free.
He had no idea he was sick.
Some dog adoption organizations are like “Yeah how dare you have a day job! You’re not worthy of adopting Duke Ashdar,” and others are like “We will pay you to take this brain dead meatball!”
Reposted by Dan of Green Gables
It’s absurd that Fandango charges you a fee to buy tickets when no one goes to movie theaters anymore. You should get a discount for actually committing go.
I think the main roadblock I’ve had with my ADHD is that I haven’t made it, like, my whole personality.
I’m not going to debate politics at Thanksgiving, I’m just going…
I don’t follow college football, are the Tulane Rhesus Monkeys know for being an aggressive team? They should really get some proper sex-ed, it’s really common for infections to spread among teammates.
A truckload of rhesus monkeys from Tulane university escaped after a crash. The university warned they’re highly aggressive toward humans and infected with hepatitis C, herpes, and COVID.
Monkeys on the loose after truck overturns in Heidelberg; public urged to call 911
A truck transporting monkeys from Tulane University overturned on I-59 near Heidelberg, with several monkeys reportedly on the loose posing health risks.
www.wapt.com
OMG I'm bought the same box except we live on a busy road and never get any tick or treaters, we also turn the lights off and don't answer the door.
we don’t get a ton of kids on my street but the kids who do come this halloween are getting the good shit
You don’t know her, she goes to a different school. I was gonna bring her to the dance but they said no outside students.
Communal Narcissist is a psychological term for people who see themselves as extraordinarily kind, generous, or empathetic, but who seek admiration for being so. They perform niceness to reinforce their self-image as “good.”

Oh you mean a Niceissist.
Reposted by Dan of Green Gables
Gentrification can be directly linked to all of us wanting to live in Eric Draven's loft apartment in The Crow
Evening viewing recommendation? On Watch THE CROW (1994). Seductively grungy, operatically stylized thriller-in our '90s Soundtrack Movies collection! The darkly ravishing goth aesthetic is perfectly complimented by a soundtrack that includes The Cure, The Jesus and Mary Chain, RATM, NIN & more.
Thank god my family isn’t rich or well-connected, so nepotism is out of the question.
Ugh, this corn maze is WOKE!
Every time you go to a college town some alumni is like “Oh dude, you gotta go to Clunky Brutus’ and get their Beef Bucket,” and it’ll be the worst thing you’ve ever eaten.
I should always look at the replies before I run to photoshop.
Missed Rocketeer Day this year!
I hope you all celebrated by punching a Nazi.
Reposted by Dan of Green Gables
i was able to make this without AI
you have my vote, Andrew Cuomo!
Lie. Look at the disgusting, malformed hands.
WIFE: Dan, did you spend fifteen grand on a literal extra from Emmet Otter’s Jug Band Christmas?!

ME: Babe, that’s our retirement Muppet.
Good thing I have no social skills to fall back on that would allow for networking opportunities.