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Dan of Green Gables

@kozuh.bsky.social

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Writer at The Hard Times, Infinite World Magazine, McSweeneys, and others. Author LINGERIA novel and Garages & Grievances TTRPG; CHI ➡️ ATL ➡️ ITH

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Dan of Green Gables @kozuh.bsky.social · 1h

True Romance (1993, dir. Tony Scott)

Skeety Davis Jr @bperry149.bsky.social · 22h

Looooove so many things I’ve got to tell you.

Dan of Green Gables @kozuh.bsky.social · 14h

I googled this to see if this was true and/or typical end of the year layoffs. Google AI called it “worse than normal”.

onion person @junlper.beer · 14h

is this good

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Dan of Green Gables @kozuh.bsky.social · 15h

This butthead is officially cancer free.
He had no idea he was sick.

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Dan of Green Gables @kozuh.bsky.social · 1d

Some dog adoption organizations are like “Yeah how dare you have a day job! You’re not worthy of adopting Duke Ashdar,” and others are like “We will pay you to take this brain dead meatball!”

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Gef the Toking Mongoose @geftokingmongoose.bsky.social · Aug 26

adjusted for inflation

Still from the movie Robocop showing the "I'd buy that for a dollar" guy on a television screen yelling with text that reads "I'd buy that for $2.84!"

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Dan of Green Gables @kozuh.bsky.social · 1d

It’s absurd that Fandango charges you a fee to buy tickets when no one goes to movie theaters anymore. You should get a discount for actually committing go.

Dan of Green Gables @kozuh.bsky.social · 1d

I think the main roadblock I’ve had with my ADHD is that I haven’t made it, like, my whole personality.

Dan of Green Gables @kozuh.bsky.social · 2d

I’m not going to debate politics at Thanksgiving, I’m just going…

Iron Chef Bot @ironchefbot.bsky.social · 3d

Frame #16400 from S02 -E14 - Turkey-628408

Dan of Green Gables @kozuh.bsky.social · 2d

I don’t follow college football, are the Tulane Rhesus Monkeys know for being an aggressive team? They should really get some proper sex-ed, it’s really common for infections to spread among teammates.

Tyler King @tyleraking.com · 2d

A truckload of rhesus monkeys from Tulane university escaped after a crash. The university warned they’re highly aggressive toward humans and infected with hepatitis C, herpes, and COVID.

Monkeys on the loose after truck overturns in Heidelberg; public urged to call 911

A truck transporting monkeys from Tulane University overturned on I-59 near Heidelberg, with several monkeys reportedly on the loose posing health risks.

www.wapt.com

Dan of Green Gables @kozuh.bsky.social · 2d

OMG I'm bought the same box except we live on a busy road and never get any tick or treaters, we also turn the lights off and don't answer the door.

jamelle @jamellebouie.net · 2d

we don’t get a ton of kids on my street but the kids who do come this halloween are getting the good shit

Dan of Green Gables @kozuh.bsky.social · 3d

You don’t know her, she goes to a different school. I was gonna bring her to the dance but they said no outside students.

Dan of Green Gables @kozuh.bsky.social · 3d

Communal Narcissist is a psychological term for people who see themselves as extraordinarily kind, generous, or empathetic, but who seek admiration for being so. They perform niceness to reinforce their self-image as “good.”

Oh you mean a Niceissist.

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Pandy Fackler 🎃 @thatbrenna.bsky.social · 3d

Monday motivation

A Richard scarry worm in an apple car and it says you got a fast car. I got a plan to get us out of here.

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Dan of Green Gables @kozuh.bsky.social · 3d

Gentrification can be directly linked to all of us wanting to live in Eric Draven's loft apartment in The Crow

Criterion Channel @criterionchannl.bsky.social · 7d

Evening viewing recommendation? On Watch THE CROW (1994). Seductively grungy, operatically stylized thriller-in our '90s Soundtrack Movies collection! The darkly ravishing goth aesthetic is perfectly complimented by a soundtrack that includes The Cure, The Jesus and Mary Chain, RATM, NIN & more.

Dan of Green Gables @kozuh.bsky.social · 4d

Thank god my family isn’t rich or well-connected, so nepotism is out of the question.

Dan of Green Gables @kozuh.bsky.social · 4d

Ugh, this corn maze is WOKE!

Dan of Green Gables @kozuh.bsky.social · 6d

Every time you go to a college town some alumni is like “Oh dude, you gotta go to Clunky Brutus’ and get their Beef Bucket,” and it’ll be the worst thing you’ve ever eaten.