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She/Her. 30 something. I’m just here to run the numbers and spread the gay agenda 🌈

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KP @kpinreallife.bsky.social · Jun 1

Walk with me. Talk with me. Let me tell you why these earrings are proof that the dominoes have already been cascading in a line

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KP @kpinreallife.bsky.social · 5m

Tracy I’m going to be 100% honest. I am soooo type B. I have about 20 college ruled note books that just have shit in there with absolutely no organization and pure brain power to rely on. If a random person found my notebooks and had no idea what they were they would question my sanity.

KP @kpinreallife.bsky.social · 28m

Aaron: Oh good you made it and you are a….. zombie bride?

Cady: An ex wife.

KP @kpinreallife.bsky.social · 28m

Tomorrow is also Kate Walsh’s birthday. She plays Derek’s ex wife in Greys Anatomy. The reason her and Derek are divorced is because she cheated on him with his best friend.

At the Halloween party in mean girls Aaron and Cady have this interaction when he sees her costume for the first time…

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KP @kpinreallife.bsky.social · 34m

Bringing this back up just in case something insane happens tomorrow

KP @kpinreallife.bsky.social · Jul 25

Yes the honey, but 13/10…

10/13 is 2 months 2 wks and 4 days

112 theory never fails

KP @kpinreallife.bsky.social · 2h

This is kind of the same limbo I’m in, she’s either leaving or there will be a renegotiation

KP @kpinreallife.bsky.social · 2h

Just thinking thought

KP @kpinreallife.bsky.social · 3h

Taylor leaving UMG when?

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KP @kpinreallife.bsky.social · 3h

I’m going as Sylvia Plath because it’s the one night a year you can dress like a slut

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tree 🪾🏕️ aka cady heron @treepaineburner.bsky.social · 4h

the “couple you can’t believe are together” skit is so fucking insane I cannot even process this

-Tell him what you call it, baby.
-Autumn.

Girl: I made this as an ode to Edgar Allan Poe's "The Raven."

Boy: I think I made the nose too big. (Shows a pumpkin with a giant triangle cut out).

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KP @kpinreallife.bsky.social · 3h

Let’s go back to the blueprint

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KP @kpinreallife.bsky.social · 4h

@carolinaknowss.bsky.social I need your expert opinion on what kind of canary you think it is in The Fate of Ophelia music video.

KP @kpinreallife.bsky.social · 4h

I know very little about him and didn’t know any of this information so it makes it twice as funny

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KP @kpinreallife.bsky.social · 5h

This is actually so funny and the Role Model fan base is about to expand exponentially!

Fabricated beef is beneficial for everyone involved

JenJen @diflaversham.bsky.social · 5h

10/11/25 Saturday Night Live - Charli xcx

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KP @kpinreallife.bsky.social · 6h

According my to Mean Girls timeline, tomorrow is Halloween

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KP @kpinreallife.bsky.social · 6h

Oh shiiiiiiiit. I missed that

KP @kpinreallife.bsky.social · 6h

It better be the music video for Elizabeth Taylor. I need that in the worst way

Taylor Swift Updates @ts-updates.swifties.social · 6h

🚨| Taylor Swift is set to make an exclusive announcement tomorrow on Good Morning America!

Taylor seift for theblife of a showgirl. She is surrounded by orange feathers and is wearing a silver headpiece.

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KP @kpinreallife.bsky.social · 6h

Good Morning America just posted that there will be a Taynouncement tomorrow morning???

KP @kpinreallife.bsky.social · 17h

The heels identified today also had an 85. I ran all the numbers and nothing jumped out immediately but I’ll add this to the list to consider when i look into it further tomorrow

KP @kpinreallife.bsky.social · 22h

DIANE KEATON DIED WHILE I WAS AT THE GABBY’S DOLLHOUSE MOVIE!?!???!?!

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KP @kpinreallife.bsky.social · 1d

Don’t feel bad, you made the best decision for you. It’s hard for people to understand things they have never experienced. You love them and there will come a day that you’re ready.

KP @kpinreallife.bsky.social · 1d

I assume this is the more correct path

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gilda_(...

Gilda (film) - Wikipedia

en.wikipedia.org

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KP @kpinreallife.bsky.social · 1d

There’s also a film from 1946 titled Gilda that starred Rita Hayworth

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KP @kpinreallife.bsky.social · 1d

I haven’t thought too deeply about this but Gilda immediately made me think of Gilda Radner. She was one of the original 7 cast members of SNL, she was married to Gene Wilder. Steve Martin was the one to announce her death live on air during the season finale of SNL in 1989.

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KP @kpinreallife.bsky.social · 1d

Happy National Coming Out Day!

I love being hot, gay, and a gaylor.

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the7wivesofRH⸆⸉ ❤️‍🔥 @the7wivesofrh.bsky.social · 1d

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KP @kpinreallife.bsky.social · 1d

No. No it won’t lol

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