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monsters turned out to be just trees 👩🏻‍🦰
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the official treepaineburner thread of threads 🧡 👩🏽‍💻 📝 a collection of lyrical analysis, theories, musings etc ⤵️
the wildest thing about being a gaylor is that ppl in her own fandom will call us crazy for seeing her, but if you look at a comment section re Caleb Heron’s podcast talking about Hollywood closeting, half the comments reference ppl in the taylorverse (Taylor, Gigi, Bradley, Leo, etc)
November 25, 2025 at 4:39 PM
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November 25, 2025 at 3:21 PM
karma is the clouds in my coffee today
November 25, 2025 at 1:41 PM
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every single thing hegseth says in public reveals a bottomless pit of insecurity
When you draw a platoon leader like Hegseth, it’s your worst nightmare. You just ride it out until he’s gone and gets replaced by someone who isn’t a complete jackass. Only a fool like Trump would put one of them in charge of the entire defense department.
November 25, 2025 at 1:08 PM
our gov is run by weak, sad men who react to their patriarchal trauma by making very dumb and stupid decisions that attempt to uphold, rather than challenge, the very belief system that ruined them in the first place. like truly imagine getting this mad about a children’s activity being inclusive
November 25, 2025 at 1:13 PM
lmao apparently a lot of swifties are renouncing their fandom status because of the excessive vinyl variants. out of everything she’s done/not done over the past few years it’s funny to me that this is their breaking point. maybe self cancellation theory is still real
November 25, 2025 at 12:59 PM
30.8 million…love to see it
#Wicked: For Good is already casting a powerful spell over the box office, pulling in a massive $30.8M from early previews - the biggest pre-opening haul of the year. Thanks to fan screenings and early showings, the sequel is building huge momentum ahead of its official debut.
November 25, 2025 at 5:24 AM
a tangential note I find it fascinating that Beyonce released her self titled album on Taylor’s birthday. I don’t think it was intentional at the time, I just think it’s really interesting retrospectively (7/11 was a bonus/deluxe track that’s why I thought of this lol)
On 7/11/23 Taylor attended Quest Love’s uno party, this year on 7/11 Maren and Jack released this song for the Ally Coalition. Today seems like the best day to bring these lyrics up
November 25, 2025 at 2:30 AM
I’ve had plenty of feedback for taylor’s business/marketing choices over the past few years but one that stands out as a favorite is having her dancers model the TLOAS collection. I know that it’s prob in part due to honoring the theme, but I’d like to think she also-
November 25, 2025 at 2:23 AM
JUST KIDDING TODAY IS SO MUCH BETTER AHHHHH 🖤🖤🖤🖤🖤
November 25, 2025 at 2:19 AM
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I feel like a bigger point should be made about how algorithms, bots, right-wing accounts (especially made from users outside of the U.S.), AI, and news organizations being owned by the same like 5 billionaires has completely ruined the news
November 24, 2025 at 8:20 PM
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The HOLIDAY vinyl collection being a literal lesbian flag because IN HER HEART is where Christmas happens
November 24, 2025 at 10:31 PM
I always do an exercise of gaslighting myself before someone else can (not healthy I know, it’s trauma) but specifically re Taylor/NR stuff so I’m prepared for a fight and honestly… if this level of alignment on a very specific motif we’ve been discussing for three years isn’t convincing idk what is
OKAY SO-

Yesterday Travis wears the deeply gay rainbow watch I genuinely can't see anyone but a gay person or someone supporting a cause of some kind would wear. A watch that is named Daytona, a place in Florida that has a notable NASCAR speedway & his sneakers are named 'taxi' for good measure
November 25, 2025 at 12:43 AM
taking my meds results in dehydration and skyline threads, not me doing my actual work. SIGH
November 24, 2025 at 5:55 PM
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Is Taylor ditching her role as Glinda, channeling Elpheba, and Defying Gravity? 🧵 An exploration of parallels between Wicked and Taylor’s TTPD /performance art era 💚 ⬇️

[original thread dated 5.20.24]
November 27, 2024 at 10:57 PM
this perfectly explains why the entire wicked/Oz story is about human choice in the face of corruption. it ties into exactly why I believe the YBR itself IS a metaphor for the game of life - trials & tribulations it takes for one to reach the “big shiny thing” that actually ends up being a sham too
November 24, 2025 at 5:32 PM
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New Yorkers are tired of being asked to believe in a system that has delivered little for them. They want a politics that can see the scale of the crisis, and actually start to tackle it.
November 23, 2025 at 8:28 PM
You’re not BI LINGUAL but you should know GOODBIIIII means that you’re losing ME for life 😭 get HOME safe 🤨
goodbi by sabrina carpenter 🩷💜💙
November 24, 2025 at 3:13 PM
does anybody have a go to brand or Etsy seller for custom snow globes lmao
November 24, 2025 at 3:08 PM
this entire situation feels like a simulated social experiment and as someone who views most things through a sociology+polisci+pop culture lens, the meme-ification of politics is something I think deeply and often about. I can’t fully decide how I feel about this particular development
I saw Cady Heron wearing army pants and flip flops, so I bought army pants and flip flops.
November 24, 2025 at 2:44 PM
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I know this seems like I am making a really big deal out of something stupid but it is genuinely SO IMPORTANT that some of these artists are bringing miss piggy into the forefront at this moment specifically

Miss piggy is like THE symbol for the unruly woman in pop culture. Too much in ever way.
Miss Piggy was the final Juno arrest!

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November 24, 2025 at 1:26 PM
Did we not literally just talk about Miss piggy two days ago???? what is happeninggggg
Sabrina Carpenter officially concluded the #ShortnSweetTour on November 23 2025 🩵🏁👋

For the final show she wore a silver Juno set covered in paw prints, crossed the finish line for the #Juno position, arrested Miss Piggy and her security guard Bear, and sang “Goodbye” for the spin the bottle song.
November 24, 2025 at 2:38 PM
I’m back here now
she played government hooker on the short n sweet/lover anniversary 🤨🤔
and what if I choose to view man’s best friend as a reinterpretation of Gaga’s government hooker 🧐
November 24, 2025 at 12:36 PM
rep and karma be like:
November 24, 2025 at 12:16 PM
Code rainbowwww! 🚨🚨🌈 Sabrina did a salute at the end of the song I said was about saying goodbye to heteronormativity
November 24, 2025 at 12:15 PM