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k_the_(spo)okayest
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Bisexual Space Socialist. My HLA-B27 gene is all jacked up. Tucson resident. Sci-fi Writer. He/Him/Dude Fuck him and everyone who voted for him. You're a moron.
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k_the_(spo)okayest @ktheokayest.bsky.social · 29d
It appears I got added to another pack.

I must be hot shit.
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Alt: A gif of Tom Cruise from the original Top Gun. He's standing with flirty confidence before he smugly puts on a pair of aviator sunglasses and smiles with macho intent. It was the 80s. Everyone had macho intent.
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Carly @nautiluscarly.bsky.social · 8h
How ICE looks to the rest of us:
It's the Keystone Cops
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k_the_(spo)okayest @ktheokayest.bsky.social · 16h
I.
Have.
Friends.
Everywhere.
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k_the_(spo)okayest @ktheokayest.bsky.social · 16h
Oof.
nytimes.com The New York Times @nytimes.com · 17h
Breaking News: Mayor Eric Adams will endorse Andrew Cuomo for mayor of New York City to try to stop the momentum of Zohran Mamdani. nyti.ms/4nfliHv
Eric Adams, wearing a Knicks hat, shakes hands with Andrew Cuomo. A headline reads: "Eric Adams Will Endorse Andrew Cuomo for Mayor." Photo credit: Al Bello/Getty Images.
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k_the_(spo)okayest @ktheokayest.bsky.social · 20h
I turned the big 45 back in August so you know what that means!

Cologard time!
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k_the_(spo)okayest @ktheokayest.bsky.social · 1d
This was it, chief!
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k_the_(spo)okayest @ktheokayest.bsky.social · 1d
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k_the_(spo)okayest @ktheokayest.bsky.social · 1d
Trump: Let them eat tacky gold furnishings.
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k_the_(spo)okayest @ktheokayest.bsky.social · 1d
Don't be someone's minor inconvenience. You get out there and ruin their whole fucking day!
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k_the_(spo)okayest @ktheokayest.bsky.social · 1d
Don't be someone's minor inconvenience. You get out there and ruin their whole fucking day!
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k_the_(spo)okayest @ktheokayest.bsky.social · 1d
I want to know the company that accepted this job offer to destroy OUR Whitehouse. I want names of employees and owners. Fucking traitors.
atrupar.com Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 1d
a live look at the demolition of the White House's East Wing for Trump's ballroom
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k_the_(spo)okayest @ktheokayest.bsky.social · 1d
Tech companies: Take control of your life by having shitty AI do literally everything for you!
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k_the_(spo)okayest @ktheokayest.bsky.social · 1d
Katy Perry?
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k_the_(spo)okayest @ktheokayest.bsky.social · 1d
It's not "purity politics" to not want a nazi from any of our political parties.

It's fucking common sense.

This one-tent, vote blue no matter who bullshit is how we ended up here in the first place. Even in peril we should be demanding the best, non-nazi people we can find. Like, wtf you guys?!?
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k_the_(spo)okayest @ktheokayest.bsky.social · 1d
It's just me and my microplastics against the world!
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k_the_(spo)okayest @ktheokayest.bsky.social · 1d
Good morning, rebels. I'm sure you're wondering why I gathered you all here today...
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k_the_(spo)okayest @ktheokayest.bsky.social · 2d
We need a new generation Mister Rogers.

I think that's why everything is falling apart. No one wants me to be 🎶their neighbor🎶
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k_the_(spo)okayest @ktheokayest.bsky.social · 2d
There's still time to delete this.
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Emma Evans @trance.bsky.social · 2d
Also while we get sad at the many people who show us who they actually are, and they're utter shitbags

Let us take a moment to appreciate all the people we've seen as we go down the slide of shit

who remain exactly who we thought they were, caring, kind, selfless and good people we admire.
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k_the_(spo)okayest @ktheokayest.bsky.social · 2d
Share someone who looks stylish wearing the color brown 🤎

My secret wife: Kate Beckinsale
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k_the_(spo)okayest @ktheokayest.bsky.social · 2d
GI Robot: *falls in love*
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k_the_(spo)okayest @ktheokayest.bsky.social · 2d
Kankle Palace
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k_the_(spo)okayest @ktheokayest.bsky.social · 2d
And you said this out loud?
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k_the_(spo)okayest @ktheokayest.bsky.social · 2d
Stop scrolling and post two characters who bring you happiness (if you feel like)
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k_the_(spo)okayest @ktheokayest.bsky.social · 2d
Without downloading new pics, what's it like dating you?
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k_the_(spo)okayest @ktheokayest.bsky.social · 2d
The nappening is upon me. I must slumber, for the briefest of moments.
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