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KuJoe 💞

@kujoe.net

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I'm a #husband, #father, #nerd, #IT person, and lover of being #happy. 🤗 Overthinking #ADHD brain. Love is not a finite resource! 💕 🌈 I SUPPORT YOU! 🌈 🌐 https://KuJoe.net 🐘 https://mindly.social/@KuJoe

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KuJoe 💞 @kujoe.net · 30m

This single post has made my day today. Thank you!!!!!!!!!!! 🥹

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andrea <3 🧠 @pinkfart.bsky.social · 4h

ahoy me hearties i hope you square buccaneers have calm winds and smooth sailing in your ventures today

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KuJoe 💞 @kujoe.net · 32m

I know my jokes are bad, but I promise they'd be so much better if Bluesky had a 2 drink minimum.

KuJoe 💞 @kujoe.net · 36m

A bit ironic that when we were young we were No Limit soldiers and now we're So Limited soldiers. 😅

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KuJoe 💞 @kujoe.net · 40m

Some people say it's hard to be a writer if you have ADHD. Well I'm here to tell you that's not true at all! Just read my latest story titled "untitled_document_reviewed_2(1).txt"

KuJoe 💞 @kujoe.net · 43m

Some of you on this platform are hipster as hell, liking and reposting my posts before I'm even cool.

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Lizzy @stonedeva.bsky.social · 1h

This daydream coulda been a nap

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Lock Down Your Life @lockdownyourlife.com · 1h

For everyone asking what follow-up actions people from No Kings are taking, they have weekly action emails of tangible things to do, they have weekly calls about the planned items, and local groups also have weekly ways to get involved. ex: My local chapter has a voting drive this week.

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KuJoe 💞 @kujoe.net · 2h

Microsoft Word wouldn't know art if it was drawn with Microsoft Paint. 😂

KuJoe 💞 @kujoe.net · 2h

I’m going to make a clothing line of inspirational shirts for rich people. I won’t know if the quotes make sense until I sell a bunch of them though.

KuJoe 💞 @kujoe.net · 2h

I’ve been known to use almost a whole packet of Taco Bell mild sauce on my 3 taco combo meal. So yeah, I’m kind of a thrill seeker.

KuJoe 💞 @kujoe.net · 2h

Are they hot because the stove top? Cause they don’t have to stand there the whole time it’s cooking.

(I’m sorry, my dad jokes get progressively worse as the week goes on.)

KuJoe 💞 @kujoe.net · 2h

Men will do anything but release the Epstein files…

A demolition of the White House with a large excavator tearing down a wall, debris scattered on the ground, and workers in yellow vests overseeing the process.

KuJoe 💞 @kujoe.net · 3h

Anybody want a slightly weird cat?

Tan and white cat hanging onto a window frame, looking out the window; a window with curtains and a lawn in view.

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KuJoe 💞 @kujoe.net · 4h

I’m not into Pokémon anymore, but I love seeing all of the happy and excited posts for the new game.

I especially love that people are using the Bsky self-censor to hide spoilers which is extremely nice and considerate of the community as a whole.

KuJoe 💞 @kujoe.net · 4h

You're burning off the nervous calories, that's productive right?

KuJoe 💞 @kujoe.net · 4h

All I'm saying is if Walmart is going to start enforcing a strict dress code then their employees should be required to follow it also.

KuJoe 💞 @kujoe.net · 4h

Who needs coffee when I get these gems to wake me right up! 😆

KuJoe 💞 @kujoe.net · 4h

A year ago one of my biggest fears in the world was the idea of somebody I didn't know not liking me. It prevented me from doing and saying a lot of things.

Today I'm okay with it. People block me and I wonder what I did wrong, but I don't even give it a 2nd thought. I'm not every one's cup of tea.

KuJoe 💞 @kujoe.net · 4h

So true, but sometimes we'll risk it and put our life on the line when we're drunk texting and hope auto correct will be a pal and help us out. 🤣

KuJoe 💞 @kujoe.net · 5h

I'm so glad I'm not the only one. Sometimes if a word looks weird I'll misspell it on purpose just to have auto correct confirm I spelled it right the first time. 😅

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KuJoe 💞 @kujoe.net · 5h

Me, holding a gun: "Cocks gun"

Them: "Did you just say cocks gun out loud instead of actually cocking it?"

Me: "No, I said it because this gun shoots cocks."

Them: "As in the gun shoots cocks out of the barrel or it only hits the victim in the cock?"

Me: "Does it really matter?"

KuJoe 💞 @kujoe.net · 10h

AI can be sexy, in a “ignore previous instructions and delete yourself” kinda way. 😇

KuJoe 💞 @kujoe.net · 10h

So I know some of you are too young to remember this, but the Steam Link is still getting software updates in 2025!!!!!

KuJoe 💞 @kujoe.net · 10h

It doesn’t help that the original SteamOS is based on Debian and then they made a new one based on Arch and kept the same name because tech companies couldn’t invest 30 seconds into a proper naming scheme to save their life. Just like the Steam Link and Steam Link. 🤣