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KuJoe 💞

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I'm a #husband, #father, #nerd, #IT person, and lover of being #happy. 🤗 Overthinking #ADHD brain. Love is not a finite resource! 💕 🌈 I SUPPORT YOU! 🌈 🌐 https://KuJoe.net 🐘 https://mindly.social/@KuJoe

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KuJoe 💞 @kujoe.net · 9m

I saw an ad on YouTube that was trying to bully me into buying an apartment complex and I would love to own an apartment complex and just give people places to live.

I’d be the worst landlord because I’d have no money to fix shit because I’d barter for rent and accept a gift card and a poem.

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🎃 Leela 🍁 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️ @leela-after-dark.bsky.social · 9h

Hey you, 🫵, yeah you, the one staring at their phone 👁️👁️

It’s going to be okay.

Take a deep breath.

Just breathe.

Just be.

It’s all going to be okay.

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KuJoe 💞 @kujoe.net · 41m

I’ve been thinking of going back to school for a while now just to get a degree in a different field. I was thinking of becoming a lawyer because contract law seems really fun to me and I want to help people for free.

I wish I had the teaching gene so I could do that also.

KuJoe 💞 @kujoe.net · 1h

You're 1000% amazeballs!

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KuJoe 💞 @kujoe.net · 2h

Are you a mobster in witness protection? You can trust me! 😂

KuJoe 💞 @kujoe.net · 2h

100%!!!

Those men either have to grow up and find their own way back or get left behind. "Winning them back" implies it's somebody else's responsibility to make them want to be better human beings.

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Cheryl Lynn Eaton @cheryllynneaton.bsky.social · 5h

"How do you expect to win back men...?"

We don't want those men. They are the hot dogs on the floor of humanity and we still have all these nice prepped hamburger patties if someone would just let them cook.

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KuJoe 💞 @kujoe.net · 3h

OMG I FORGIVE YOU FOR EVERYTHING YOU'VE EVER DONE AND EVER MAY DO FOREVER!!!!!!

KuJoe 💞 @kujoe.net · 3h

That GIF is extremely hostile. 😱

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KuJoe 💞 @kujoe.net · 3h

I agree, but I have trust issues so before I can applaud your bravery I need to know which one you think is the best.

KuJoe 💞 @kujoe.net · 3h

I was told this is the place to ask about wieners? If so what are the proper condiments for one?

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Lock Down Your Life @lockdownyourlife.com · 6h

We're at $350/$500 on this request. Would love to wrap it up soon. Please RT for reach! Thank you. 🙂
C: $Lockdownyourlife
V: lockdownyourlife
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Lock Down Your Life @lockdownyourlife.com · 4d

It's Funding Friday. Want to feel better? I promise you will. Helping with immediate medical bills for a DV family recently displaced. We're currently at $300/$500 if you'd like to support. Please RT for reach! Thanks. 🙂
C: $Lockdownyourlife
V: lockdownyourlife
www.ko-fi.com/lockdownyour...

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👻🔪 ˚ʚₖᵢᵣₐɞ˚ @kirasaurus.bsky.social · 4h

bing bop boom boom boom bop bam

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The image shows a white ceramic mug with the text "I ❤️ MY ATTITUDE PROBLEM" printed in black on the front. The text is surrounded by a gothic-style design featuring bats, a cathedral-like arch, and decorative scrollwork. The mug, which contains a dark liquid, is placed on a table with a light-colored cloth.
In the background, there is a Halloween-themed setting with pumpkins, lit candles, and what looks like a book. In front of the mug, there are individually wrapped candies in orange and black wrappers, some with skeleton designs. The overall scene has a spooky or Halloween aesthetic.

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KuJoe 💞 @kujoe.net · 3h

That would be a sweet tattoo!

KuJoe 💞 @kujoe.net · 3h

I think I've seen videos by Little Big before, but this was glorious! 👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏

KuJoe 💞 @kujoe.net · 6h

I know this doesn't impact any of the people who voted for him because they're all probably doing extremely well in the current economy, but I feel like this should still raise some red flags for them even while they're in their prosperous situations. 🤯

Indivisible ❌👑 @indivisible.org · 8h

After securing $1 trillion in cuts to Medicaid earlier this year, Trump is now demanding a $230 million payday from the government.

Trump Said to Demand Justice Dept. Pay Him $230 Million for Past Cases

www.nytimes.com

KuJoe 💞 @kujoe.net · 8h

I'm colorblind so that's a tough one for me. I keep saying I'm going to start focusing on black and white photography because it's such an elegant art form, but I never take the time to play around with it. Maybe I'll take this opportunity to start. Thank you for the inspiration. 🙂

KuJoe 💞 @kujoe.net · 8h

Your experience really shows! Even the last photo you posted of your selfie in the mirror had such a cool look to it. I wish I was smart enough to know why they look so cool. Your selfies are just so artistic and realistic at the same time.

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KuJoe 💞 @kujoe.net · 9h

Are you a professional photographer? Your photos are beyond amazing!! 🤩

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KuJoe 💞 @kujoe.net · 12h

I'm very glad I wasn't wearing headphones. 😂

KuJoe 💞 @kujoe.net · 15h

Super stylish photo! I dig it!

KuJoe 💞 @kujoe.net · 22h

Why am I suggesting this? Because heists are infinitely more fun and interesting than museums, and I do really like visiting museums. Museums are great, but I couldn't tell you if I'm looking at a replica or not, and I'd love to read about more IRL heists in the world. Thank you and have a nice day.

KuJoe 💞 @kujoe.net · 22h

If the item is rare and has value, keep it in a vault or at home or something. Put a replica in its place, most people won't notice if they have no reference to the original. This way people can take the same item multiple times and visitors won't be inconvenienced when it goes missing.

KuJoe 💞 @kujoe.net · 22h

The way this would work is anything in a museum automatically has a $0 value so stealing it for profit won't happen and there's no financial loss for the museum. Everything in the museum will have a "whoever has it owns it" rule so you can't claim it later. Museums don't need the original items.

KuJoe 💞 @kujoe.net · 22h

Hot take: You should be allowed to take things from museums. If you get caught by employees you have to give the stuff back, but you're allowed to walk away free and clear. If you don't get caught, you're allowed to keep it and do whatever you want with it. The only rule is you can't hurt anybody. 🧵