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kirasaurus.bsky.social
imo, them coming out and saying he has a "cardiac age" 10 years younger is basically a confession that somethings wrong with his heart.

these dumb assess cant help but tell on themselves.
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durtmchurtt.bsky.social
I prefer organic butlers, not man maid.
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downwithdan.bsky.social
Me after loudly farting in line at the dmv
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laboxalaroxa.bsky.social
I'm sorry for what I said every time I've opened my mouth.
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ygrene.bsky.social
reminder to check your kid’s trick or treat candy this year to make sure there isn’t any ai in it
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gregthemiller.bsky.social
“a rising tide lifts all boats” oh you mean like in a tsunami
kirasaurus.bsky.social
Yea 😭 I couldn't listen to their music for the longest time.. and now they mfing replaced him with a new singer and it pisses me off. They should've changed their name at the least.
kirasaurus.bsky.social
Quote skeet this post with someone you wish was still alive
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msfoxifurnasty.bsky.social
practicing quiet queefing so i don’t disrupt this christening
kirasaurus.bsky.social
Hachi: A Dog's Tale

Knowing its a true story kills me
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johnlyon.bsky.social
If you can steal a scarf away from Johnny Depp he has to grant you one wish.
kirasaurus.bsky.social
Thanks for the heads up, bestie 🫶
kirasaurus.bsky.social
Remember to unclench your buttcheeks besties

(my buns are sore)
kirasaurus.bsky.social
Man, I haven't had mushrooms in so long I forgot how much I love them. I like peeling the skin off of them like a psychopath.
kirasaurus.bsky.social
I wonder if my wrists wouldn't hurt so much after chopping vegetables if I wasn't using an oldass, dull knife from the 80s 🤔
kirasaurus.bsky.social
You guys get big accounts following you? 👁👄👁
kirasaurus.bsky.social
It was very jarring turning it on and seeing this naked lil guy standing there all 👁👄👁
kirasaurus.bsky.social
I get the feeling it wants to beat me up for my lunch money