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Kurt Weldon
@kurtweldon.bsky.social
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Animation Producer, former stand-up, occasional game show champion, and all-around smartass.
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Kurt Weldon @kurtweldon.bsky.social · Dec 20
I always acknowledged the possibility that this nation's decline could happen within the lifetime of my children. But I really did not think it would happen within the lifetime of my cats.
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Kurt Weldon @kurtweldon.bsky.social · 49m
Nicely put. And accurate.
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Spryte M. ♿🏳️‍🌈♀️🎮✍🏻🪆🧩🦅 @sprytemagnus.bsky.social · 1d
@theradr.bsky.social I believe this is your gem of wisdom
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Kurt Weldon @kurtweldon.bsky.social · 49m
Quibbling - fifty years. Starting with "trickle down economics."
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Kurt Weldon @kurtweldon.bsky.social · 50m
Retakes look even worse.
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Kurt Weldon @kurtweldon.bsky.social · 1h
Well, we know how much the Right likes kids.

Wait til they find out he's not actually one.
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Kurt Weldon @kurtweldon.bsky.social · 1h
Toxic acorn, of course. And festering oak.
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Kurt Weldon @kurtweldon.bsky.social · 1h
"Winsome Earle Sears" totally sounds like an obscure 1920's blues singer.
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Kurt Weldon @kurtweldon.bsky.social · 1h
www.youtube.com/watch?v=ReHh...
Annie Hall - The Happy Couple !
YouTube video by The Best Movies
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Kurt Weldon @kurtweldon.bsky.social · 1h
"The problem, Jon, is the facts are biased." Robb Cordry on the Daily Show, waaaay back in the runup to the Iraq war.
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Kurt Weldon @kurtweldon.bsky.social · 1h
Let's be fair here. They cannot talk about anything without lying.
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Kurt Weldon @kurtweldon.bsky.social · 1h
If you replace "traditional legacy" with "corporate," you'll have your answer.
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Kurt Weldon @kurtweldon.bsky.social · 1h
Anybody know where I can pick up an inflatable ICE agent costume???
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Kurt Weldon @kurtweldon.bsky.social · 1h
As a Californian, I am really looking forward to casting a vote for Pritzker.
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Kurt Weldon @kurtweldon.bsky.social · 1h
As it is, it is very clear grounds for a defamation suit.
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Kurt Weldon @kurtweldon.bsky.social · 1h
"Low income women can’t get food"

"Yeah, but you guys are in favor of that."
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Kurt Weldon @kurtweldon.bsky.social · 19h
Nixon want to fix it so only he could drive the car. He did not want to strip the car for parts, light it on fire, and push it over a cliff.
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Kurt Weldon @kurtweldon.bsky.social · 19h
@rickperlstein.bsky.social has reported a conversation with one conservative who told him "I didn't like Nixon UNTIL Watergate."
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Kurt Weldon @kurtweldon.bsky.social · 19h
"Wheat. Fields of wheat. A tremendous amount of wheat."
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Kurt Weldon @kurtweldon.bsky.social · 19h
While Wilhoit's Law does not really need a capper, what he's describing is aristocracy.
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Kurt Weldon @kurtweldon.bsky.social · 19h
Putting Texans at risk is a small price to pay for the chance to randomly brutalize women and children.
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Kurt Weldon @kurtweldon.bsky.social · 20h
It's like saying I failed to play the accordion.
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Kurt Weldon @kurtweldon.bsky.social · 20h
Calling it a "failure to lead" carries the implication that an actual attempt was made to do so. This has not been the case.

Nothing but gripes and grifts have been attempted by this regime.
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Kurt Weldon @kurtweldon.bsky.social · 21h
All the wrong 79-year-olds are dying

RIP Diane Keaton

variety.com/2025/film/ne...
Diane Keaton, Oscar-Winning ‘Annie Hall’ Star, Dies at 79
Diane Keaton, who starred in "Annie Hall," has died. She was 79.
variety.com
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Kurt Weldon @kurtweldon.bsky.social · 22h
I'm not sure that's a fair comparison. The captain of the Titanic did not actually want to hit an iceberg.
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Kurt Weldon @kurtweldon.bsky.social · 22h
But an outstanding grifter!
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Kurt Weldon @kurtweldon.bsky.social · 22h
Still a 3:1 ratio. That's compelling
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