Kurt Weldon
@kurtweldon.bsky.social
Animation Producer, former stand-up, occasional game show champion, and all-around smartass.
"The journey of a thousand miles begins with a post-it note reminding you to take a single step."
"The journey of a thousand miles begins with a post-it note reminding you to take a single step."
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Kurt Weldon
@kurtweldon.bsky.social
· Dec 20
I always acknowledged the possibility that this nation's decline could happen within the lifetime of my children. But I really did not think it would happen within the lifetime of my cats.
Heh.
How big is Greenland?
Its so big it covers up 99% of the Epstein files.
Its so big it covers up 99% of the Epstein files.
January 20, 2026 at 1:53 AM
Heh.
Nicely put!
Trump is willingly selling out American democracy over of his clinical need for respect and awe, which he can never earn due to his clinical need to demand respect and awe.
January 19, 2026 at 7:46 PM
Nicely put!
Accurate.
January 19, 2026 at 5:01 PM
Accurate.
An accurate summation.
The US is collapsing into fascism and going to war with Europe and the opposition party is like “I’m here to talk about the important thing: how your average grocery bill has risen by two dollars over the last year, which I also have no plan or ability to fix”
January 19, 2026 at 5:00 PM
An accurate summation.
Proposing that ICE needs better training is like saying Norman Bates just needs a taxidermy license.
January 18, 2026 at 5:54 AM
Proposing that ICE needs better training is like saying Norman Bates just needs a taxidermy license.
Whoever did this deserves a legit Nobel Prize.
January 18, 2026 at 5:03 AM
Whoever did this deserves a legit Nobel Prize.
I have blocked them. You should too.
January 17, 2026 at 3:02 AM
I have blocked them. You should too.
Correct
ICE isn’t making rare mistakes. This is the point.
When an agency can grab people first and sort out rights later, if they bother at all, everyone is at risk. Citizen or not.
When an agency can grab people first and sort out rights later, if they bother at all, everyone is at risk. Citizen or not.
January 16, 2026 at 6:12 PM
Correct
Reposted by Kurt Weldon
Is administration is full of ignorant liars.
January 16, 2026 at 3:34 AM
Is administration is full of ignorant liars.
Reposted by Kurt Weldon
Not every Simpsons prediction was dead-on, but some are still pretty close.
January 15, 2026 at 11:08 PM
Not every Simpsons prediction was dead-on, but some are still pretty close.
The Onion for the win, once again.
Conservatives Say Renée Good Was Brainwashed By Bible Into Loving Thy Neighbor https://theonion.com/conservatives-say-renee-good-was-brainwashed-by-bible-into-loving-thy-neighbor/
January 15, 2026 at 4:41 PM
The Onion for the win, once again.
Zing!
What's the difference between most of us and Donald Trump?
When someone screams "pedophile protector," most of us know it's not directed at us.
When someone screams "pedophile protector," most of us know it's not directed at us.
January 14, 2026 at 11:32 PM
Zing!
"And it all meant this: that there are hardly any excesses of the most crazed psychopath that cannot easily be duplicated by a normal, kindly family man who just comes in to work every day and has a job to do."
-- Terry Pratchett, "Small Gods"
-- Terry Pratchett, "Small Gods"
January 14, 2026 at 7:40 PM
"And it all meant this: that there are hardly any excesses of the most crazed psychopath that cannot easily be duplicated by a normal, kindly family man who just comes in to work every day and has a job to do."
-- Terry Pratchett, "Small Gods"
-- Terry Pratchett, "Small Gods"
Your periodic reminder that our conservative friends just love, love, LOVE to pick on children.
Apparently ICE goons in multi-car caravans are circling Spanish immersion preschools in the city taunting and photographing the parents and neighbors who are patrolling the school perimeter to keep kids safe.
January 14, 2026 at 4:12 PM
Your periodic reminder that our conservative friends just love, love, LOVE to pick on children.
Definitely read this.
And remember that the American people elected Hilary Clinton. We were then overruled.
And remember that the American people elected Hilary Clinton. We were then overruled.
The letter from Bill and Hillary Clinton to James Comer explaining their refusal to testify in his Epstein investigation is really remarkable, not like any letter of this genre I've seen. It's signed by them, not a lawyer, and the arguments are not legal ones. Reprinted from their X account:
January 13, 2026 at 7:00 PM
Definitely read this.
And remember that the American people elected Hilary Clinton. We were then overruled.
And remember that the American people elected Hilary Clinton. We were then overruled.
He's not wrong.
This is not an administration, it is a crime spree.
“Even accepting the Trump administration’s claim that there is an armed conflict with suspected drug runners, the laws of war bar feigning civilian status, which they define as ‘perfidy’”
www.nytimes.com/2026/01/12/u...
www.nytimes.com/2026/01/12/u...
January 13, 2026 at 12:04 AM
He's not wrong.
Indeed.
The real Trump Derangement Syndrome
Greg Gutfeld: ICE shooting “was a set up” by the left but “they were hoping for a Black woman”
“Believe me, they are not unhappy this mother is dead”
“Believe me, they are not unhappy this mother is dead”
January 12, 2026 at 5:06 PM
Indeed.
Same.
I don’t know what the options are for lawsuits here but I’d sure be a lot happier with my tax dollars going to expensive settlements than the salaries of these goons
January 12, 2026 at 5:00 PM
Same.
I LIKE it!
Best Twitter riposte of the day. I started the morning looking at mass protest videos uncertain whether I was watching Minneapolis or Tehran. Turns out it was both.
January 12, 2026 at 4:56 PM
I LIKE it!
Of course, he summarily executed a woman *before* we started calling him a murderer. So not calling him a murder would also seem to be dangerous.
Homan: "We gotta stop the hateful rhetoric. Saying this officer is a murderer is dangerous. It's just ridiculous. It's gonna infuriate people more which means there's gonna be more incidents like this."
January 11, 2026 at 8:43 PM
Of course, he summarily executed a woman *before* we started calling him a murderer. So not calling him a murder would also seem to be dangerous.
Succinct, and accurate
“The murdering will continue until you stop calling us murderers.”
Homan: "We gotta stop the hateful rhetoric. Saying this officer is a murderer is dangerous. It's just ridiculous. It's gonna infuriate people more which means there's gonna be more incidents like this."
January 11, 2026 at 5:57 PM
Succinct, and accurate
An appropriate response would be, "Yes. We've learned your a bunch of punk-ass motherfuckers."
A woman recording an ICE agent tells him "Shame on you."
The agent responds, "Have you all not learned from the past couple of days?"
"Learned what?" she asks
Then he knocks her phone out of her hand
The agent responds, "Have you all not learned from the past couple of days?"
"Learned what?" she asks
Then he knocks her phone out of her hand
January 10, 2026 at 8:35 PM
An appropriate response would be, "Yes. We've learned your a bunch of punk-ass motherfuckers."
Reposted by Kurt Weldon
"I will not be f*cking gaslit by these people. I will not calm down the rhetoric and tone it down....Jonathan Ross murdered her."
@timmiller.bsky.social on the new footage of the Renee Good shooting:
@timmiller.bsky.social on the new footage of the Renee Good shooting:
January 9, 2026 at 8:12 PM
"I will not be f*cking gaslit by these people. I will not calm down the rhetoric and tone it down....Jonathan Ross murdered her."
@timmiller.bsky.social on the new footage of the Renee Good shooting:
@timmiller.bsky.social on the new footage of the Renee Good shooting:
Ditto.
January 10, 2026 at 5:05 PM
Ditto.