Kurt Weldon
@kurtweldon.bsky.social
Animation Producer, former stand-up, occasional game show champion, and all-around smartass.
Aw damn. That guy's name is on decades of great music. A giant indeed.
December 4, 2025 at 12:40 AM
Aw damn. That guy's name is on decades of great music. A giant indeed.
Wilson? I can't tell you how much I've come to appreciate Warren G. Harding.
December 3, 2025 at 11:29 PM
Wilson? I can't tell you how much I've come to appreciate Warren G. Harding.
I've never seen a more wretched hive of scum and villainy.
December 3, 2025 at 9:56 PM
I've never seen a more wretched hive of scum and villainy.
Amazing how many problems we could actually solve if we applied a tenth of the energy that's currently expended on coming up with reasons not to solve them.
December 3, 2025 at 8:02 PM
Amazing how many problems we could actually solve if we applied a tenth of the energy that's currently expended on coming up with reasons not to solve them.
I have that action figure. Not Ilhan Omar - Hank Scorpio.
Of course, if there were an Ilhan Omar action figure, I would give it a place of honor on my shelf.
Of course, if there were an Ilhan Omar action figure, I would give it a place of honor on my shelf.
December 3, 2025 at 7:59 PM
I have that action figure. Not Ilhan Omar - Hank Scorpio.
Of course, if there were an Ilhan Omar action figure, I would give it a place of honor on my shelf.
Of course, if there were an Ilhan Omar action figure, I would give it a place of honor on my shelf.
Thinking of Elmore Leonard's assertion that when he finishes a draft of a book, he goes back to take out anything that "sounds like writing."
In this case, what should have been taken out is anything that sounds like drivel.
In this case, what should have been taken out is anything that sounds like drivel.
December 3, 2025 at 7:52 PM
Thinking of Elmore Leonard's assertion that when he finishes a draft of a book, he goes back to take out anything that "sounds like writing."
In this case, what should have been taken out is anything that sounds like drivel.
In this case, what should have been taken out is anything that sounds like drivel.
Well hell - if that's their goal I can save them at least one stop...
December 3, 2025 at 6:39 PM
Well hell - if that's their goal I can save them at least one stop...
Yeah. I was like "Oh, I guess I'll watch the new season." And then I wound up binging those four episodes.
Watching Robin connect with Will was especially touching.
Watching Robin connect with Will was especially touching.
December 3, 2025 at 6:38 PM
Yeah. I was like "Oh, I guess I'll watch the new season." And then I wound up binging those four episodes.
Watching Robin connect with Will was especially touching.
Watching Robin connect with Will was especially touching.
If he's gonna be that gullible he needs to switch parties.
December 3, 2025 at 6:20 PM
If he's gonna be that gullible he needs to switch parties.
Ya know, he's kind of got a point. We already have an artificial Jesus - it's the one Republicans follow.
December 3, 2025 at 4:51 PM
Ya know, he's kind of got a point. We already have an artificial Jesus - it's the one Republicans follow.
Just now noticing he has the same smarmy smile as a televangelist. Which he sort of is.
December 3, 2025 at 4:32 PM
Just now noticing he has the same smarmy smile as a televangelist. Which he sort of is.
Pia Zadora's most watchable film.
December 3, 2025 at 4:28 PM
Pia Zadora's most watchable film.
That's... just stupid.
December 3, 2025 at 4:19 PM
That's... just stupid.
I'd be okay with that first thing. I've had their beer.
December 3, 2025 at 4:12 PM
I'd be okay with that first thing. I've had their beer.
Also, too, for attorneys.
December 3, 2025 at 4:11 PM
Also, too, for attorneys.
Yeah, but by "unlawful" he meant "issued by a black guy."
Remember, they are not speaking English - they are speaking Conservative.
Remember, they are not speaking English - they are speaking Conservative.
December 3, 2025 at 2:18 AM
Yeah, but by "unlawful" he meant "issued by a black guy."
Remember, they are not speaking English - they are speaking Conservative.
Remember, they are not speaking English - they are speaking Conservative.
Has this nation sunk so low that George Will now makes sense???
December 3, 2025 at 12:38 AM
Has this nation sunk so low that George Will now makes sense???
Drool me once, shame on... shame on... drool me ya can't get drooled again.
December 3, 2025 at 12:37 AM
Drool me once, shame on... shame on... drool me ya can't get drooled again.
If memory serves, that was the recognition code used by CONTROL agents in an episode of Get Smart.
December 3, 2025 at 12:34 AM
If memory serves, that was the recognition code used by CONTROL agents in an episode of Get Smart.
No wonder he's so sleepy.
December 2, 2025 at 9:06 PM
No wonder he's so sleepy.
Fair enough. It was the 60s. You go through the 60's with the metaphors you have, not the ones you might want or wish to have.
December 2, 2025 at 7:57 PM
Fair enough. It was the 60s. You go through the 60's with the metaphors you have, not the ones you might want or wish to have.
Yep. We called all their names - no one answered.
December 2, 2025 at 7:55 PM
Yep. We called all their names - no one answered.