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OTTER @ottertale.bsky.social · 4h

You're at the ren faire and enter the fortune teller's tent.

He tells he's an anomancer, he requires you to drop your pants and lean over the table.

He fingers your butt then licks it. You cum on accident.

He then tells you lottery numbers. and let's you go.

The next day you're a millionaire.

This isn't ai somehow, it was published 2019

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Zohran Kwame Mamdani @zohrankmamdani.bsky.social · 5h

It’s pronounced cyclist.

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🐁 Luka The Mouse - SQUEAKROSS 🧩 @lukathemouse.bsky.social · 4h

Would you like a box of chuurioz??

11- Bootlegger Rat!

#rattober #rattober2025

Drawing of a rat with a small earring on his ear, smiling mischeviously as he's holding a box of loop cereal called "chuurioz". The box design looks like a box of cheerios, the lavel says Honey Chuurioz, with a bowl of celeral below it and a small text saying "made for hands" in caps.
The rat has a text bubble saying "Trust me, it's just like the real thing...".

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Saint ~Kyle~ CEO of Deer,Deerbucks and Christmas🦌 @kylethebiggaydeer.bsky.social · 2h

Ahhhh what a view

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Saint ~Kyle~ CEO of Deer,Deerbucks and Christmas🦌 @kylethebiggaydeer.bsky.social · 3h

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Renegade Roo @renegadekangaroo.bsky.social · 4h

I can watch this for hoursssss for some strange reason 💜

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Renegade Roo @renegadekangaroo.bsky.social · 4h

Im telling ya...this food truck would have SMASHED it at any furry convention.

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LongTime🤓FirstTime👨‍💻 @longtimehistory.bsky.social · 5h

ICE drag girl out of car & body slam her to ground—then pin her face down & kneel on her neck.

"I'm 15!" she cries out. "I'm not resisting!"

Agents have now asked multiple area housing associations to unlock main doors—so they can go door to door.

Hoffman Estates, Illinois

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WildFyr / Zoe @wildfyr.bsky.social · 4h

If they come to your door tell them "Fuck off fascists" and slam the door in their face as hard as you can 💖

LongTime🤓FirstTime👨‍💻 @longtimehistory.bsky.social · 5h

ICE drag girl out of car & body slam her to ground—then pin her face down & kneel on her neck.

"I'm 15!" she cries out. "I'm not resisting!"

Agents have now asked multiple area housing associations to unlock main doors—so they can go door to door.

Hoffman Estates, Illinois

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Saint ~Kyle~ CEO of Deer,Deerbucks and Christmas🦌 @kylethebiggaydeer.bsky.social · 4h

Externally

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Saint ~Kyle~ CEO of Deer,Deerbucks and Christmas🦌 @kylethebiggaydeer.bsky.social · 10h

we see with Revoli, while he is an incredible Rito who the tribe looks up to it ks through hard work not by bloodline

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Saint ~Kyle~ CEO of Deer,Deerbucks and Christmas🦌 @kylethebiggaydeer.bsky.social · 10h

Also almost forgot, the champions in BOTW are not sages and have nothing to do with the sages in TOTK. Them being related is a coincidence as the champions where formed by the Hylian Royal family to fight calamity gannon. It seems they're selected by their people as ..

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Saint ~Kyle~ CEO of Deer,Deerbucks and Christmas🦌 @kylethebiggaydeer.bsky.social · 10h

but not always as Gannon as we see in spirit tracks and 4 swords

Saint ~Kyle~ CEO of Deer,Deerbucks and Christmas🦌 @kylethebiggaydeer.bsky.social · 10h

based on the twilight princess sages who are beings of light, it seems they work on similar rules to the spirit of the hero.

Now Zelda on the other hand is always related by blood but that's because Demsie's curse follows her bloodline. As far Demise it just takes thr form of some evil, usually...

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Saint ~Kyle~ CEO of Deer,Deerbucks and Christmas🦌 @kylethebiggaydeer.bsky.social · 10h

No you don't. The spirit of the hero is not tied too any bloodline hence why the only Link's who are canonically related are the hero of time and hero of twilight, every other incarnation is unrelated by blood. We also see in Ocarina of Time and Windwaker bloodline doesn't matter in sages...

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Saint ~Kyle~ CEO of Deer,Deerbucks and Christmas🦌 @kylethebiggaydeer.bsky.social · 11h

Me: Smash or Pass Revoli and Teba....at the same time
@dolty.bsky.social : Jesus
Me: No I said Revoli and Teba

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Saint ~Kyle~ CEO of Deer,Deerbucks and Christmas🦌 @kylethebiggaydeer.bsky.social · 11h

Just a reminder that in BOTW both the Rito champions are just ransom Rito.
All the other past champions where royals or destined for greatness, Ravioli was just a normal Rito trying to proove himself
All the modern champions are their descendants, except Teba who's another just normal Rito

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Saint ~Kyle~ CEO of Deer,Deerbucks and Christmas🦌 @kylethebiggaydeer.bsky.social · 12h

YOU WILL SAVE YOUR MONEY

Saint ~Kyle~ CEO of Deer,Deerbucks and Christmas🦌 @kylethebiggaydeer.bsky.social · 12h

Yes stinky, especially for you;-;

Boutta bribe the dj and probably by another gunnie pig smh

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The Dammitch @thedammitch.bsky.social · 14h

It's spooky season, so Bugg Bearnard is wearing his Halloween costumes again!

#art #noai #ghost #Halloween #bugbear #WithExtraBear

Bugg Bearnard, the bugbear with extra bear, trying to be spooky in his sheet ghost costume! Though I think the Jack-O-Lantern next to him might be a mimic. Thankfully Bugg hasn't seemed to notice.

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Saint ~Kyle~ CEO of Deer,Deerbucks and Christmas🦌 @kylethebiggaydeer.bsky.social · 12h

Update:

Me: "Don't bribe the person we're paying. I'm here to help you not make poor financial decisions...like bribing the person we're playing "

For for financial advice call me 877-CASH-NOW
it's your money, save it for when you need it

Dolty @dolty.bsky.social · 12h

Dolty: Going to bribe the dj to play Rick Astley if/when we get married

@kylethebiggaydeer.bsky.social: Hun, you dont have to bribe him. We are paying him

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Saint ~Kyle~ CEO of Deer,Deerbucks and Christmas🦌 @kylethebiggaydeer.bsky.social · 12h

It's ok we know you're stupid but you're my stupid 💚🤎

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Dolty @dolty.bsky.social · 12h

Dolty: Going to bribe the dj to play Rick Astley if/when we get married

@kylethebiggaydeer.bsky.social: Hun, you dont have to bribe him. We are paying him

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Culture Crave 🍿 @culturecrave.co · 1d

Lee Pace has been cast as Thragg in ‘Invincible’ S4

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Saint ~Kyle~ CEO of Deer,Deerbucks and Christmas🦌 @kylethebiggaydeer.bsky.social · 21h

Ky actually reaction
"I refuse to belive twilight princess link is that fucking ripped...actually no he's a farm boy this is the only correct way to draw him"

Uncle Quil @overcyan.art · 1d

Golden Twilight

Public releasing my works slowly!! Early access and other benefits on Pa tree On!

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