Lightnews — Scholar-powered news

KyliEEK Woyote

@kylora2112.bsky.social

1K followers 1K following 8.2K posts

She/her Guitars & games 7 Gloomstalker/5 Arcane Trickster/8 Shitposter Bengals/Cubs/Flames Kylie Minogue stan Iron Maiden fangirl Life-long Maine-iac MTG & Yugioh enjoyer; YGO COTD Poster

Posts Media Videos Starter Packs

KyliEEK Woyote @kylora2112.bsky.social · 7m

This is what it feels like being a fan of a sports team with terrible management.

Except my actual fucking livelihood is at stake.

Homer Simpson telling Bart and Lisa "You tried your best, and you failed miserably."

KyliEEK Woyote @kylora2112.bsky.social · 13m

I've also heard it as if it's French and the cedilla didn't make it (Saço).

Saw-ko

That is the only way you'll get directions to ride the Excalibah rollah coastah.

KyliEEK Woyote @kylora2112.bsky.social · 50m

Pianos are simultaneously percussion, string, AND keyboard instruments.

KyliEEK Woyote @kylora2112.bsky.social · 51m

Luckily I knew Hay-vrill early on but I got HARD corrected on Lemstah.

KyliEEK Woyote @kylora2112.bsky.social · 53m

In Maine, Saco is our shibboleth. Say it "Sack-oh" or "Say-co" and you're not getting to Funtown.

1 2

KyliEEK Woyote @kylora2112.bsky.social · 54m

Wuh-stuh-sheeah

Reposted by KyliEEK Woyote

Shen Comix @shenanigansen.bsky.social · 1h

Panel 1: Shen is stoically holding up a sign with his right hand that says "W O R C E S T E R" on it.

Panel 2: A man clearly from Boston, in a black Red Sox cap and Bruins jersey and holding a Market Basket bag slung over his shoulder, says "WOOSTER!" Under the cap, he has messy brown hair, and is smiling innocently.

Panel 3: Shen, still stoic, now holds up a picture of a rooster with both hands.

Panel 4: The man from Boston smile lights up, sparkles in his eyes, and says "ROOCHESTER!!!"

30 280 1.9K

KyliEEK Woyote @kylora2112.bsky.social · 1h

a man in a tuxedo is asking why are you booing me

Alt: a man in a tuxedo is asking why are you booing me i'm right

media.tenor.com

KyliEEK Woyote @kylora2112.bsky.social · 1h

Most people in the US are terrified of losing their wealth if they get sick, Pete.

KyliEEK Woyote @kylora2112.bsky.social · 1h

Standing head and shoulders above your peers ♥

KyliEEK Woyote @kylora2112.bsky.social · 1h

Literally MST/Cosmic Cyclone or some form of NTND removal. And it's easy to set back up if it's outed.

KyliEEK Woyote @kylora2112.bsky.social · 2h

My theme song:

Poison (MTG Parody)

YouTube video by MTGRemy

youtu.be

1 1

KyliEEK Woyote @kylora2112.bsky.social · 2h

I am, but I play Infect :3

1 1

KyliEEK Woyote @kylora2112.bsky.social · 2h

My super secret squirrel tech for Mikanko...equip this to Hu-Li. This turns off *everything* that would target a monster *anywhere*.

1 1

KyliEEK Woyote @kylora2112.bsky.social · 2h

Was Charlie Plague, Famine, Pestilence, or War?

KyliEEK Woyote @kylora2112.bsky.social · 2h

I can make shit up too, Kim.

KyliEEK Woyote @kylora2112.bsky.social · 2h

Those THQ/AKI wrestling games are still the bar for all wrestling games.

KyliEEK Woyote @kylora2112.bsky.social · 3h

This is my dance about how much transphobes suck

1 1

Reposted by KyliEEK Woyote

Erin Reed @erininthemorning.com · 17h

1. A new journal report in the prestigious Medical Journal of Australia eviscerates the Cass review, saying it is filled with fallacies and launders anti-trans disinformation.

It methodically goes through each problem in the review.

The latest from S. Baum.

Subscribe to support our journalism

New Journal Report: Cass Review “Echoes Fallacies Promoted By Anti-Trans Disinformation”

While American lawyers pushed the anti-trans Cass Review this week, Australia’s top scholars rebuked it.

www.erininthemorning.com

4 690 2K

KyliEEK Woyote @kylora2112.bsky.social · 3h

Recipe of the day:
Kylie's Shutdown Sandwich
1 potato bulkie roll
1 slice hot capicola
1 slice Genoa salami
2-3 slices of almost-shaved ham
1 slice provolone cheese
Slathering of Sriracha aioli

$20 worth of ingredients to feed me for ~2 weeks

KyliEEK Woyote @kylora2112.bsky.social · 3h

A friend and I stumbled on a place called "Tongue & Groove" in Atlanta and thought it was an awesome lesbian bar. We returned in the evening when they opened and we were horrified to find it was just another mediocre overpriced gastropub.

1 1

KyliEEK Woyote @kylora2112.bsky.social · 4h

"Look at me, I'm a fuckin' clown, too!"

KyliEEK Woyote @kylora2112.bsky.social · 12h

John Carpenter's That Thing You Do!

Lena of Lune @lena.realitywerks.com · 13h

Make a movie better by adding John Carpenter's to the title:

John Carpenter's Care Bears: The Movie

Andrew (Ol' 9 Toes) @mrnos.bsky.social · 13h

John Carpenter's The Trip To Bountiful

KyliEEK Woyote @kylora2112.bsky.social · 12h

The Tush Push is when the team demands the audio guys play some good ol' Texas boogie in the stadium!

1 1

KyliEEK Woyote @kylora2112.bsky.social · 13h

Five syllables here
Seven more go on this line
Five more and: HAIKU!