KyliEEK Woyote
@kylora2112.bsky.social
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She/her Guitars & games 7 Gloomstalker/5 Arcane Trickster/8 Shitposter Bengals/Cubs/Flames Kylie Minogue stan Iron Maiden fangirl Life-long Maine-iac MTG & Yugioh enjoyer; YGO COTD Poster
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kylora2112.bsky.social
John Carpenter's That Thing You Do!
lena.realitywerks.com
Make a movie better by adding John Carpenter's to the title:

John Carpenter's Care Bears: The Movie
mrnos.bsky.social
John Carpenter's The Trip To Bountiful
kylora2112.bsky.social
The Tush Push is when the team demands the audio guys play some good ol' Texas boogie in the stadium!
kylora2112.bsky.social
Five syllables here
Seven more go on this line
Five more and: HAIKU!
kylora2112.bsky.social
Isn't this the same reason that Pebbleyeet became a Nazi?
kylora2112.bsky.social
Same. Or used to until about 10 years ago when I got dick origami performed.
kylora2112.bsky.social
It's like the commissioned Journey to write a theme for 22 minute action figure commercials!
kylora2112.bsky.social
Lords, pfft, maybe esquires at most.
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paisleyperidot.bsky.social
They did a fuckin Victory Royale dance I love the frog
dannykpolitics.bsky.social
WATCH: ‘Portland Frog’ pepper balled by ICE agents
kylora2112.bsky.social
Just Valley of the Damned and Sonic Firestorm...the time before they went into full-on self-parody mode.
kylora2112.bsky.social
Point: they'll probably score a lot of TDs against the Bengals
Counterpoint: those 11 points probably won't matter
kylora2112.bsky.social
Someone needs to hijack Trump's brain to make him come out in support of universal healthcare and communism.
kylora2112.bsky.social
This is morally reprehenisble. No making out within the division!
kylora2112.bsky.social
You make gear demos
You write songs
You produce video essays and documentaries
You discuss/analyze pop culture
You speedrun games

You do art.
sith-art.bsky.social
“Content” is a corpo-brain term, makes me cringe when I hear it in the wild.

You don’t make “content”, you make ART! You write STORIES. Its your WORK (and often play too)!

“Content” is the noise you flick through when trying to find a SHOW you like, don’t cheapen your work comparing it to SLOP. 😤
cypjj.bsky.social
"Content" is a blatantly misleading term to use for fanworks. Fanworks are the antithesis of content; content is produced for individual gain and consuming, whereas fanworks are created out of inspiration and the communal experience.
kylora2112.bsky.social
🤣

I want to be good enough to do George Lynch poses.
kylora2112.bsky.social
I'm a "you shouldn't see the guitarist's belt buckle" player :)
kylora2112.bsky.social
Gronk is/was the better tight end because he's 99% the receiver Kelce is, but a WAY better blocker 😋

But I digress. Yeah, the amount of constant work that goes into being a pro football player is insane. Pretty sure you don't need a trainer and dietician to sing and play guitar. Or a $10M coach.
kylora2112.bsky.social
Real "I don't care how big the room is, I said I cast Fireball" vibes
kylora2112.bsky.social
Yup, we pretty need a new constitution and a second American republic at this point.
kylora2112.bsky.social
Whose team colors have been black, white, and red since 1966...