Typewriter Monke
@tpwrtrmnky.bsky.social
Beth (nonfictional). Transfeminism propagandist. Cognitohazard.
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Co-author of Ranked Competitive Breast Growth! https://www.scribblehub.com/series/1584138/ranked-competitive-breast-growth/
@scrunglemaiden.bsky.social enjoyer
Co-author of Ranked Competitive Breast Growth! https://www.scribblehub.com/series/1584138/ranked-competitive-breast-growth/
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Chapter 22: Jealousy Meter
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Chapter 22: Jealousy Meter
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hey... anybody ever tell you your tits are downright bangin', broseph?
November 25, 2025 at 8:13 PM
hey... anybody ever tell you your tits are downright bangin', broseph?
"Haha this is a funny idea for like, a short thing that I can use as fiction writing practice"
[Creates Ranked Competitive Breast Growth]
[Creates Ranked Competitive Breast Growth]
ugh. fine.
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www.scribblehub.com/read/1584138...
November 25, 2025 at 6:22 PM
"Haha this is a funny idea for like, a short thing that I can use as fiction writing practice"
[Creates Ranked Competitive Breast Growth]
[Creates Ranked Competitive Breast Growth]
Fucked that what's left of my dissertation now is "wait for supervisor feedback" but until it's in I count as a full-time student and therefore don't qualify for unemployment money despite my "student" workload being literally nonexistent because the thing is practically done
November 25, 2025 at 12:51 PM
Fucked that what's left of my dissertation now is "wait for supervisor feedback" but until it's in I count as a full-time student and therefore don't qualify for unemployment money despite my "student" workload being literally nonexistent because the thing is practically done
The story set up in act 1 turning into what happens in act 2 only flies because you go in knowing it's Wizard of Oz. If an unconnected story pulled "and then a girl from Kansas is dropped in, her house crushing the disabled girl. She has a hero's journey off-screen" it would not work.
November 25, 2025 at 11:08 AM
The story set up in act 1 turning into what happens in act 2 only flies because you go in knowing it's Wizard of Oz. If an unconnected story pulled "and then a girl from Kansas is dropped in, her house crushing the disabled girl. She has a hero's journey off-screen" it would not work.
The resolution of every character's arc is "and then they turn into what they were in Wizard of Oz, with maybe a few twists that can't be seen from Dorothy's perspective" which, since the main character is the villain and everyone else is a relatively simple supporting character, isn't satisfying!
November 25, 2025 at 11:04 AM
The resolution of every character's arc is "and then they turn into what they were in Wizard of Oz, with maybe a few twists that can't be seen from Dorothy's perspective" which, since the main character is the villain and everyone else is a relatively simple supporting character, isn't satisfying!
Tbh I think the main thing that drags down Wicked is that by virtue of being a Wizard of Oz perspective flip/prequel, the story presented in the first act is obligated to go in a direction that wastes the potential it sets up.
All the best parts are original, and the worst parts are source material
All the best parts are original, and the worst parts are source material
November 25, 2025 at 10:56 AM
Tbh I think the main thing that drags down Wicked is that by virtue of being a Wizard of Oz perspective flip/prequel, the story presented in the first act is obligated to go in a direction that wastes the potential it sets up.
All the best parts are original, and the worst parts are source material
All the best parts are original, and the worst parts are source material
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November 25, 2025 at 10:46 AM
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It's me. I'm the one who ruined boobs
November 25, 2025 at 10:41 AM
It's me. I'm the one who ruined boobs
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Reminder: Attempting to bring incel ideology into the RCBG Accord server, even justifying it through competition rules, WILL result in conduct tribunals.
We may ban women, but do not mistake this for hatred of women. Accept that your failures are personal and understand that your competition fucks.
We may ban women, but do not mistake this for hatred of women. Accept that your failures are personal and understand that your competition fucks.
November 25, 2025 at 9:27 AM
Reminder: Attempting to bring incel ideology into the RCBG Accord server, even justifying it through competition rules, WILL result in conduct tribunals.
We may ban women, but do not mistake this for hatred of women. Accept that your failures are personal and understand that your competition fucks.
We may ban women, but do not mistake this for hatred of women. Accept that your failures are personal and understand that your competition fucks.
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Ivermectin for trans girl brainworms.
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November 24, 2025 at 11:23 PM
Ivermectin for trans girl brainworms.
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A clandestine, college campus-based "cis men only" Discord server gives people free hormones so they can compete for a million dollars. As a result it's all closeted girls, reppers, and eggs with massive insecurities, but still more useful and helpful to transfems than the school's actual GSA.
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November 24, 2025 at 10:16 PM
A clandestine, college campus-based "cis men only" Discord server gives people free hormones so they can compete for a million dollars. As a result it's all closeted girls, reppers, and eggs with massive insecurities, but still more useful and helpful to transfems than the school's actual GSA.
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Bros competing to prove that they’re not too big of pussies to grow huge tits and still remain men
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November 24, 2025 at 9:42 PM
Bros competing to prove that they’re not too big of pussies to grow huge tits and still remain men
Well that's one subplot
November 24, 2025 at 9:25 PM
Well that's one subplot
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An excuse to either be in madly denial ir siphon resources from an extremely rich person while transitioning and revert some of these for other trans people.
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November 24, 2025 at 8:06 PM
An excuse to either be in madly denial ir siphon resources from an extremely rich person while transitioning and revert some of these for other trans people.
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Two trans women edging me with the concept of characters actually communicating
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November 24, 2025 at 8:03 PM
Two trans women edging me with the concept of characters actually communicating
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Self-Actualization-Denial Tsundere-Feminization
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November 24, 2025 at 7:34 PM
Self-Actualization-Denial Tsundere-Feminization
in terms of sheer, hateful disrespect for the target audience I don't think there's much that beats youtube ads that pay extra for length just to show a still image for longer
November 24, 2025 at 7:46 PM
in terms of sheer, hateful disrespect for the target audience I don't think there's much that beats youtube ads that pay extra for length just to show a still image for longer
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Just a bunch of girls bein’ guys
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November 24, 2025 at 6:47 PM
Just a bunch of girls bein’ guys
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social experiment to determine how stupid it is possible for a discord server full of highly intelligent women to be. the answer is 'stupider than you could have possibly imagined.'
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November 24, 2025 at 6:46 PM
social experiment to determine how stupid it is possible for a discord server full of highly intelligent women to be. the answer is 'stupider than you could have possibly imagined.'
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"These girls aren't eggs, they're popcorn kernels!"
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November 24, 2025 at 6:50 PM
"These girls aren't eggs, they're popcorn kernels!"
Mind if I slip into something more comfortable?
[I slink away and return wearing a cute onesie that's really really soft and has a long hood with a fluffy pompon on the tip]
[I slink away and return wearing a cute onesie that's really really soft and has a long hood with a fluffy pompon on the tip]
November 24, 2025 at 6:51 PM
Mind if I slip into something more comfortable?
[I slink away and return wearing a cute onesie that's really really soft and has a long hood with a fluffy pompon on the tip]
[I slink away and return wearing a cute onesie that's really really soft and has a long hood with a fluffy pompon on the tip]
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It’s like if a mirror that displays trans girl brainworms instead of physical appearance tried to physically and emotionally attack you
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November 24, 2025 at 6:41 PM
It’s like if a mirror that displays trans girl brainworms instead of physical appearance tried to physically and emotionally attack you
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A Simpsons skit from the trans normative parallel universe except it’s a serialised novel and funnier
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November 24, 2025 at 6:38 PM
A Simpsons skit from the trans normative parallel universe except it’s a serialised novel and funnier
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If No Exit was good and actually had interesting things to say about gender.
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November 24, 2025 at 6:35 PM
If No Exit was good and actually had interesting things to say about gender.
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it's a written soap opera about the most delusional disaster trans women you've ever encountered
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November 24, 2025 at 6:34 PM
it's a written soap opera about the most delusional disaster trans women you've ever encountered