Andrew (Ol' 9 Toes)
@mrnos.bsky.social
Now with only 9 toes. Also a type 1. He/Him/They. 38 and Surrounded By CORN. Pan.
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sad news out of santa clara this morning. a super bowl commercial practice run with the LiMu Emu has gone south after the animal's parachute failed to deploy, causing the insurance mascot to plummet into the ground. Investigators unsure why a live emu was allowed to participate in the first place
January 27, 2026 at 6:22 PM
sad news out of santa clara this morning. a super bowl commercial practice run with the LiMu Emu has gone south after the animal's parachute failed to deploy, causing the insurance mascot to plummet into the ground. Investigators unsure why a live emu was allowed to participate in the first place
And PETA approved too smh
sad news out of santa clara this morning. a super bowl commercial practice run with the LiMu Emu has gone south after the animal's parachute failed to deploy, causing the insurance mascot to plummet into the ground. Investigators unsure why a live emu was allowed to participate in the first place
January 27, 2026 at 6:23 PM
And PETA approved too smh
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lol and also lmao
January 27, 2026 at 1:46 AM
lol and also lmao
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Greg Bovino sadly filling one steamer trunk after another with elaborate fashy overcoats, the teargas canisters he always has bouncing around on him like labubus, and dozens of "chest-belts." They will be shipped ahead of him as he prepares to return to his home, which is a men's size 10 boot.
January 27, 2026 at 12:18 AM
Greg Bovino sadly filling one steamer trunk after another with elaborate fashy overcoats, the teargas canisters he always has bouncing around on him like labubus, and dozens of "chest-belts." They will be shipped ahead of him as he prepares to return to his home, which is a men's size 10 boot.
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Goddamnit Bovino stole Stuart Little’s car, he’s getting away!
January 27, 2026 at 1:23 AM
Goddamnit Bovino stole Stuart Little’s car, he’s getting away!
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Bovino should count his blessings Prime John Randle isn’t out looking for him bsky.app/profile/park...
Pro Football Hall of Famer John Randle posted a statement about ICE as text overlays on various portraits of himself and I kind of love it
January 26, 2026 at 11:16 PM
Bovino should count his blessings Prime John Randle isn’t out looking for him bsky.app/profile/park...
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Brutus Buckeye getting absolutely zooted in Ozone Park.
January 26, 2026 at 9:59 PM
Brutus Buckeye getting absolutely zooted in Ozone Park.
Those two...always jumping into things
Frog and Toad jumped into the water.
January 26, 2026 at 8:38 PM
Those two...always jumping into things
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Man Struggling To Pierce Orange Peel With Fingernail Under Impression He Could Kill If He Had To https://theonion.com/man-struggling-to-pierce-orange-peel-with-fingernail-un-1819579648/
January 26, 2026 at 3:00 PM
Man Struggling To Pierce Orange Peel With Fingernail Under Impression He Could Kill If He Had To https://theonion.com/man-struggling-to-pierce-orange-peel-with-fingernail-un-1819579648/
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wow two air fryers
January 26, 2026 at 2:50 PM
wow two air fryers
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It looks like Sam Darnold farted and Maye just smelled it
January 26, 2026 at 3:23 AM
It looks like Sam Darnold farted and Maye just smelled it
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when the Jets drafted Sam Darnold his OC/QB coach was Jeremy Bates who has not been hired to any job in football since. then they fired the coaching staff and hired Adam Gase who also has not been hired to any job in football since. no i'm not mad about it
January 26, 2026 at 3:13 AM
when the Jets drafted Sam Darnold his OC/QB coach was Jeremy Bates who has not been hired to any job in football since. then they fired the coaching staff and hired Adam Gase who also has not been hired to any job in football since. no i'm not mad about it
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Sam Darnold might be going to a Super Bowl, but Josh Rosen setup a hot tub in his dorm. I mean...
Sam Darnold will be the first QB from the 2018 draft class to start in a Super Bowl
January 26, 2026 at 3:04 AM
Sam Darnold might be going to a Super Bowl, but Josh Rosen setup a hot tub in his dorm. I mean...
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it is fuckin wild that Sam Darnold is the first USC quarterback to start in the Super Bowl
January 26, 2026 at 3:01 AM
it is fuckin wild that Sam Darnold is the first USC quarterback to start in the Super Bowl
As they like to say in Seattle...
Go Seahawks
Go Seahawks
January 26, 2026 at 3:01 AM
As they like to say in Seattle...
Go Seahawks
Go Seahawks
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mcvay (and a lot of guys in the shanahan tree) have the same issue where they are geniuses who have an answer for every situation you can plan for but short-circuit when you get to a situation that you cannot plan for
Sean McVay is an incredibly talented coach who routinely does things in big games that just perplex you.
January 26, 2026 at 2:46 AM
mcvay (and a lot of guys in the shanahan tree) have the same issue where they are geniuses who have an answer for every situation you can plan for but short-circuit when you get to a situation that you cannot plan for
[ Berman voice ]
KENNETH WALKER....TEXAS RANGER!
KENNETH WALKER....TEXAS RANGER!
January 26, 2026 at 2:32 AM
[ Berman voice ]
KENNETH WALKER....TEXAS RANGER!
KENNETH WALKER....TEXAS RANGER!
If this goes to OT, they need to secretly replace both QB's with Stidham clones
wild that this is the same sport we saw played in Denver earlier
January 26, 2026 at 2:26 AM
If this goes to OT, they need to secretly replace both QB's with Stidham clones
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also seeing how fast demarcus lawrence closed that space on a wide open 1 yard scramble is a reminder youre not getting anywhere near the LOS in those prompts about 10 carries
January 26, 2026 at 2:23 AM
also seeing how fast demarcus lawrence closed that space on a wide open 1 yard scramble is a reminder youre not getting anywhere near the LOS in those prompts about 10 carries
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sonic rings everywhere-looking ass play
January 26, 2026 at 2:24 AM
sonic rings everywhere-looking ass play
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Stafford got hit so hard he dropped loot and still got the first down
January 26, 2026 at 2:22 AM
Stafford got hit so hard he dropped loot and still got the first down
There used to be an infinite number of Shulas
80% of all nfl coaches / coaching candidates are named Mike McMacMikeMichael
January 26, 2026 at 2:20 AM
There used to be an infinite number of Shulas