Andrew (Ol' 9 Toes)
@mrnos.bsky.social
Now with only 9 toes. Also a type 1. He/Him/They. 38 and Surrounded By CORN. Pan.
Discord: _mrstormy
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I reported a few months ago that in August Microsoft had only 8 million active paying users of Microsoft 365 Copilot. So tired of his company! Wow you’re gonna have 220 million paying subscribers, crazy, are you going to conjure a genie too? How about a dragon? Fantastical bullshit
November 26, 2025 at 1:08 AM
I reported a few months ago that in August Microsoft had only 8 million active paying users of Microsoft 365 Copilot. So tired of his company! Wow you’re gonna have 220 million paying subscribers, crazy, are you going to conjure a genie too? How about a dragon? Fantastical bullshit
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kids are never too young to learn how evil jerry reinsdorf is
November 25, 2025 at 11:52 PM
kids are never too young to learn how evil jerry reinsdorf is
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The UMass radio call just said “The season can’t end soon enough”
Which fair.
Which fair.
November 25, 2025 at 10:16 PM
The UMass radio call just said “The season can’t end soon enough”
Which fair.
Which fair.
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I only trust @spilly.bsky.social for all my recipes
NEW: AI “recipe slop” is overrunning search and social. Food creators say Google’s AI Overviews and glossy fake food pics are drowning out real, tested recipes — collapsing traffic and setting home cooks up for disaster, especially this Thanksgiving.
Gift link: www.bloomberg.com/news/article...
Gift link: www.bloomberg.com/news/article...
AI Slop Recipes Are Taking Over the Internet -- And Thanksgiving Dinner
Food bloggers see traffic dip as home cooks turn to AI, inspired by impossible pictures
www.bloomberg.com
November 25, 2025 at 4:43 PM
I only trust @spilly.bsky.social for all my recipes
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great, they’re already breaking the first rule
Wow — Senators Van Hollen, Smith, Murphy, Sanders, Warren, Markey, Merkley, Heinrich have created an official internal "Fight Club."
They're challenging Schumer & Gillibrand's leadership, arguing the party is using an old, corporate-friendly playbook insufficient to take on Trump or win elections.
They're challenging Schumer & Gillibrand's leadership, arguing the party is using an old, corporate-friendly playbook insufficient to take on Trump or win elections.
Chuck Schumer Faces Pushback From a ‘Fight Club’ of Senate Democrats
www.nytimes.com
November 25, 2025 at 4:59 PM
great, they’re already breaking the first rule
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it 100% is
Sometimes I think it’s going to be the librarians who will save us all.
November 25, 2025 at 4:32 PM
it 100% is
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I respect Thompson's legacy a lot but one of the worst things about gonzo journalism (besides all the most annoying people you know say that's what they are) is that it means sometimes you just lie
Terry Gilliam talks about how FEAR AND LOATHING IN LAS VEGAS used Hunter S. Thompson's made up definition of adrenochrome, and how QAnon ran with it.
November 25, 2025 at 4:16 PM
I respect Thompson's legacy a lot but one of the worst things about gonzo journalism (besides all the most annoying people you know say that's what they are) is that it means sometimes you just lie
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What I'm getting from the Rush Hour thing is that Obama could have secured a third Ron Perlman Hellboy and chose not to, interesting
November 25, 2025 at 4:11 PM
What I'm getting from the Rush Hour thing is that Obama could have secured a third Ron Perlman Hellboy and chose not to, interesting
Hank Peters: Italian Grocer
November 25, 2025 at 4:18 AM
Hank Peters: Italian Grocer
"If you do it right, you can cuddle and watch Garfield & Friends afterward"
November 25, 2025 at 2:31 AM
"If you do it right, you can cuddle and watch Garfield & Friends afterward"
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This "Rugrats" episode, "Touchdown Tommy" aired in 1992. It is explicitly shown that Stu Pickles is a Houston Oilers fan. Therefore, it stands to reason that it is officially "Rugrats" canon that one year later, Stu Pickles watched "The Comeback" and was emotionally devastated by the BUFFALO BILLS!
January 10, 2025 at 1:24 PM
This "Rugrats" episode, "Touchdown Tommy" aired in 1992. It is explicitly shown that Stu Pickles is a Houston Oilers fan. Therefore, it stands to reason that it is officially "Rugrats" canon that one year later, Stu Pickles watched "The Comeback" and was emotionally devastated by the BUFFALO BILLS!
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Shanahan's gonna call like 30 runs in a row now
November 25, 2025 at 2:08 AM
Shanahan's gonna call like 30 runs in a row now
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Stop, drop and roll.
November 25, 2025 at 1:27 AM
Stop, drop and roll.
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For one moment, all was right with the world.
November 25, 2025 at 1:21 AM
For one moment, all was right with the world.
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November 24, 2025 at 11:46 PM
A boyfriend
Nachos
Beach
Nachos
Beach
the first 3 words you see will define your 2026 😭
Money
New car
Pussy
Money
New car
Pussy
November 25, 2025 at 12:45 AM
A boyfriend
Nachos
Beach
Nachos
Beach
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This is Mike Meyers after he had an existential crisis from all the murdering so he decided to go blond.
November 24, 2025 at 4:36 PM
This is Mike Meyers after he had an existential crisis from all the murdering so he decided to go blond.
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DAVEY!
It’s thanksgiving week so I wanna see some MST3K posting, quotes, pictures, clips, gifs! Meanwhile I’m going to go to a department meeting and try to pay attention while I wonder if there’s beer on the sun
November 24, 2025 at 6:20 PM
DAVEY!
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November 24, 2025 at 6:13 PM
Charlie Brown confirmed to be in DOGE
November 24, 2025 at 5:49 PM
Charlie Brown confirmed to be in DOGE
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genuinely would love to know what linda mcmahon, whose children and grandchildren both attended/attend expensive connecticut private schools, knows public ed in 2025 outside of what her fellow clown car occupants tell her to think
November 24, 2025 at 4:33 PM
genuinely would love to know what linda mcmahon, whose children and grandchildren both attended/attend expensive connecticut private schools, knows public ed in 2025 outside of what her fellow clown car occupants tell her to think
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I’m sorry I am insufferable, go Rams
a group of football players in blue and yellow uniforms are standing in a line .
ALT: a group of football players in blue and yellow uniforms are standing in a line .
media.tenor.com
November 24, 2025 at 2:37 AM
I’m sorry I am insufferable, go Rams
- Me when I decide to play Willie Nelson at point guard
willie can guard anyone
November 24, 2025 at 4:15 PM
- Me when I decide to play Willie Nelson at point guard