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@jcoltkelly.bsky.social
professional dad, public irritant, San Francisco (he / him)
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All super rich guys sound the same now. It’s all “I sleep four hours a night and spend the other twenty hours a day developing a product that’s going to bring us the best widespread poverty anyone’s ever seen.”
December 3, 2025 at 9:53 PM
All super rich guys sound the same now. It’s all “I sleep four hours a night and spend the other twenty hours a day developing a product that’s going to bring us the best widespread poverty anyone’s ever seen.”
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Democratic Leader Hakeem Jeffries: “Strong floor, no ceiling”
Colombian President Gustavo Petro: “A clan of pedophiles wants to destroy our democracy.”
Colombian President Gustavo Petro: “A clan of pedophiles wants to destroy our democracy.”
December 3, 2025 at 6:53 AM
Democratic Leader Hakeem Jeffries: “Strong floor, no ceiling”
Colombian President Gustavo Petro: “A clan of pedophiles wants to destroy our democracy.”
Colombian President Gustavo Petro: “A clan of pedophiles wants to destroy our democracy.”
I worked at this shady startup for half a year and one day the boss sent me to Home Depot to hire some guys for manual labor and they were the two hardest working motherfuckers I'd ever met in my white-boy life.
December 3, 2025 at 1:40 AM
I worked at this shady startup for half a year and one day the boss sent me to Home Depot to hire some guys for manual labor and they were the two hardest working motherfuckers I'd ever met in my white-boy life.
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It's with heavy hearts that we share that Claude, our beloved albino alligator, has passed away at the age of 30. Claude brought joy to millions of people at the Academy and across the world during his 17 year tenure. We will miss him dearly. 🤍
December 2, 2025 at 10:22 PM
It's with heavy hearts that we share that Claude, our beloved albino alligator, has passed away at the age of 30. Claude brought joy to millions of people at the Academy and across the world during his 17 year tenure. We will miss him dearly. 🤍
okay but if I put my chores on post it notes and put the notes on my steam deck then-
shit hold on Xerxes is getting uppity again....
shit hold on Xerxes is getting uppity again....
Not starting a new Civ 7 game so I can focus on more productive things this week (watching Civ 7 strategy videos)
December 2, 2025 at 9:30 PM
okay but if I put my chores on post it notes and put the notes on my steam deck then-
shit hold on Xerxes is getting uppity again....
shit hold on Xerxes is getting uppity again....
it would be newsworthy if any of these professional terfs was NOT a profoundly shitty parent.
Leta Boylan (aka "TERF Nurse") who recently spoke at the FTC Workshop on GAC for minors and has testified in favor of Anti-Trans bills in various states, has a bench warrant issued against her in Michigan related to a case involving Child Support/Custody.
micourt.courts.michigan.gov/case-search/...
micourt.courts.michigan.gov/case-search/...
December 2, 2025 at 8:21 PM
it would be newsworthy if any of these professional terfs was NOT a profoundly shitty parent.
Turns out “Do it After Thanksgiving” was not the ultimate life hack.
December 2, 2025 at 8:11 PM
Turns out “Do it After Thanksgiving” was not the ultimate life hack.
I think about this every time i see a $100k lifted truck with disabled plates:
Balancing "no person with a disability should be denied accommodations" with "it's important to discourage non-disabled people from pretending to be disabled to take advantage of these accommodations" is really difficult and I don't have a great answer for what anyone should do about it.
December 2, 2025 at 7:06 PM
I think about this every time i see a $100k lifted truck with disabled plates:
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I hope every transit agency doesn't shut up about this for months
out there every day putting signs in front of drivers telling them transit just got cheaper so why not take the bus and enjoy not being stuck in traffic
this is one of the largest non-capital project changes to transit in decades
out there every day putting signs in front of drivers telling them transit just got cheaper so why not take the bus and enjoy not being stuck in traffic
this is one of the largest non-capital project changes to transit in decades
Starting next week, riding this bus and most other buses to BART will be FREE!
Clipper 2 rolls out on December 10, including free and low cost transfers between all transit agencies.
Riders will automatically receive discounts up to $2.85 when transferring within a two hour window.
Clipper 2 rolls out on December 10, including free and low cost transfers between all transit agencies.
Riders will automatically receive discounts up to $2.85 when transferring within a two hour window.
December 2, 2025 at 6:48 PM
I hope every transit agency doesn't shut up about this for months
out there every day putting signs in front of drivers telling them transit just got cheaper so why not take the bus and enjoy not being stuck in traffic
this is one of the largest non-capital project changes to transit in decades
out there every day putting signs in front of drivers telling them transit just got cheaper so why not take the bus and enjoy not being stuck in traffic
this is one of the largest non-capital project changes to transit in decades
Not starting a new Civ 7 game so I can focus on more productive things this week (watching Civ 7 strategy videos)
December 1, 2025 at 9:00 PM
Not starting a new Civ 7 game so I can focus on more productive things this week (watching Civ 7 strategy videos)
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Traveling back in time to solemnly shake my head at my younger self reading Dune and laughing upon encountering the concept of the Butlerian Jihad.
December 1, 2025 at 3:46 PM
Traveling back in time to solemnly shake my head at my younger self reading Dune and laughing upon encountering the concept of the Butlerian Jihad.
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i should have made that ocean beach conspiracy theorist account 2 years ago these last couple weeks would have been such good content
November 29, 2025 at 6:29 AM
i should have made that ocean beach conspiracy theorist account 2 years ago these last couple weeks would have been such good content
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As a centrist, I think Donald Trump is bad, but the political and economic conditions that enabled him to become president twice are good
November 30, 2025 at 2:53 PM
As a centrist, I think Donald Trump is bad, but the political and economic conditions that enabled him to become president twice are good
they're never going to fill the seat at this rate
November 30, 2025 at 12:10 AM
they're never going to fill the seat at this rate
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maybe it's time to fce it: no normal, functional person actually wants to fill this seat for the inevitably short duration they will sit in it
November 29, 2025 at 6:58 PM
maybe it's time to fce it: no normal, functional person actually wants to fill this seat for the inevitably short duration they will sit in it
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OMG this is exactly what I wanted bsky.app/profile/peng...
Call me petty but I would love for nothing more than a parade of increasingly less competent appointments leading to equally quick resignations until the normally scheduled election. Maybe recalling your council member because he turned an underused highway into a park was a bad idea.
November 29, 2025 at 5:42 PM
OMG this is exactly what I wanted bsky.app/profile/peng...
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Tule fog fills California’s Central Valley.
November 28, 2025 at 4:04 PM
Tule fog fills California’s Central Valley.
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I acknowledge that San Francisco rests on the unceded ancestral homeland of the Ramaytush Ohlone people. I honor their sovereignty, their enduring presence, and their continued care for this land. Wishing everyone a thoughtful and respectful Thanksgiving.
November 27, 2025 at 2:34 PM
I acknowledge that San Francisco rests on the unceded ancestral homeland of the Ramaytush Ohlone people. I honor their sovereignty, their enduring presence, and their continued care for this land. Wishing everyone a thoughtful and respectful Thanksgiving.
Getting to hug the giant Derpy balloon would fix me.
Okay, the crowd going nuts like someone just scored a touchdown at the Super Bowl all *through* the KDH performance is a hell of a thing to see hear/see:
November 27, 2025 at 6:13 PM
Getting to hug the giant Derpy balloon would fix me.
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"I say we take off and nuke the site from orbit. It's the only way to be sure."
November 27, 2025 at 2:30 AM
"I say we take off and nuke the site from orbit. It's the only way to be sure."
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That’s a wrap for Natalie’s chances of the appointment. The relationship of Mayor Lurie to the police union is that of Kermit the Frog to Jim Henson.
I’m not saying the Mayor is only a puppet. I am saying the union has their entire arm up his ass and he says their words exclusively.
I’m not saying the Mayor is only a puppet. I am saying the union has their entire arm up his ass and he says their words exclusively.
The president of San Francisco’s police union has urged Mayor Daniel Lurie to drop Natalie Gee from his short-list of potential Sunset supervisors over her views on the union and public safety issues.
November 27, 2025 at 12:38 AM
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With growing interest in social housing in SF, maybe it’s a good time to re-up this Q&A I hosted last month. In addition to lessons from Seattle, @uhshanti.bsky.social goes over SF efforts so far, so it’s a great way to get up to speed!
Municipal Social Housing: What can California learn from Seattle’s win? — California DSA
By now, San Francisco is famous not just for unaffordable rent, but also for its acrimonious debates about how to solve the problem. One well-funded contingent asserts it’s all about making it easier ...
www.californiadsa.org
November 26, 2025 at 11:56 PM
With growing interest in social housing in SF, maybe it’s a good time to re-up this Q&A I hosted last month. In addition to lessons from Seattle, @uhshanti.bsky.social goes over SF efforts so far, so it’s a great way to get up to speed!
Fucking Gavin Newsom ass neolib shit is not going to save us.
Talking to my mother about her solar panels and learning we have crammed so many rent seeking for-profit middleman between her and her own ass electricity.
November 25, 2025 at 8:23 PM
Fucking Gavin Newsom ass neolib shit is not going to save us.