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Asteria Nox

@ladyasterianox.bsky.social

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Themme fatale Doing Science, hurting feelings with facts. Dreaming of Aotearoa New Zealand. She/they

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Asteria Nox @ladyasterianox.bsky.social · 20d

HEY, HELLO, NEW PROFILE PICTURE HERE

Hi, this is still Nox. I promise.
Maybe.

Nox standing in front of a wall of stars, wearing only a candy necklace. They are looking to the left as they bit a huge jawbreaker

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Asteria Nox @ladyasterianox.bsky.social · 8h

Quick, someone write up the next vocab quiz and make sure the first word is 'gilded'.

Carl Quintanilla @carlquintanilla.bsky.social · 15h

> @dkthomp.bsky.social

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Asteria Nox @ladyasterianox.bsky.social · 8h

Yeah, but so is the chewed gum holding those walls together. We'll be fine!

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Asteria Nox @ladyasterianox.bsky.social · 8h

YES, THANK YOU, I WASN'T GOING TO SAY ANYTHING SO I AM GLAD YOU DID!

It's like we share a brain.

🤭

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Asteria Nox @ladyasterianox.bsky.social · 8h

This was the first movie I saw with Alan Rickman and it definitely changed me.

Same for Morgan Freeman.

And it is also why I was so personally offended when the Sycamore Gap tree was unceremoniously felled.

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Asteria Nox @ladyasterianox.bsky.social · 8h

Alan Rickman-

I MEAN-

the Sheriff of Nottingham has other ideas.

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Asteria Nox @ladyasterianox.bsky.social · 8h

Which god do I pray to if I want to know less? I have been asking this question for years and no one can give me an answer.

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Asteria Nox @ladyasterianox.bsky.social · 8h

Medical conditions that were very accurately named:

• Degloving
• Flail chest

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Asteria Nox @ladyasterianox.bsky.social · 8h

I am famished.

Pokket 𝒾𝓈 𝓉𝓎𝓅𝒾𝓃𝑔... 💬 @pokket.bsky.social · 9h

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Asteria Nox @ladyasterianox.bsky.social · 9h

I never authorized anyone to publicly release my innermost personal thoughts.

emily moonlight @threnody.bsky.social · 9h

i’ve logged on for a total of like 180 seconds today &

1—how is the nazi tattoo guy debate still a debate

2—how was it ever a debate

3—why did i get like 300 new followers without posting

4—why are people liking things i posted in february

5—i don’t want answers to any of these i don’t think

Asteria Nox @ladyasterianox.bsky.social · 10h

I can only assume they are not trained.

Who is 'they' and trained for what? I agree.

Asteria Nox @ladyasterianox.bsky.social · 13h

Russia is our generation's Russia, what the fuck are you saying?

Asteria Nox @ladyasterianox.bsky.social · 13h

So you don't know how this works.

Sad.

Asteria Nox @ladyasterianox.bsky.social · 13h

Behold me in all my bot glory!

K. @bobwaltzer.bsky.social · 14h

The account is a bot, not a real person.

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Asteria Nox @ladyasterianox.bsky.social · 13h

You're a bot.

Shut up.

Asteria Nox @ladyasterianox.bsky.social · 14h

Hold on, do you know about the singular 'they'?

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Asteria Nox @ladyasterianox.bsky.social · 14h

So it is almost as bad as a Tesla.

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Asteria Nox @ladyasterianox.bsky.social · 14h

Two fucking years and not a single goddamn iguana, what the fuck.

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Asteria Nox @ladyasterianox.bsky.social · 14h

"Couldn't have been for hunting iguanas-"

I AGREE.

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Asteria Nox @ladyasterianox.bsky.social · 14h

"They must have been taking some good photos-"

SIR, THAT IS A DEER BLIND.

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Asteria Nox @ladyasterianox.bsky.social · 14h

It is going to take at least five business days before this headline sinks in for me.

Python Cowboy says tree stand facing Air Force One’s runway may have been there for two years

The professional iguana hunter tells WPBF 25 Investigates he noticed the homemade stand long before the Secret Service found it — raising questions about how it went undetected so close to Donald Trum...

www.wpbf.com

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Asteria Nox @ladyasterianox.bsky.social · 14h

Something bad must have happened between 2001 and 2004, otherwise this would have been in the show. I think.

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Asteria Nox @ladyasterianox.bsky.social · 14h

Wait, when was Breaking Bad?

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Asteria Nox @ladyasterianox.bsky.social · 14h

These children deserve everything we can give them. Part of that is playing. Playing videogames, or cards, or dress up; they deserve care that doesn't just help them survive.

They deserve to thrive.

Squee @shessquee.bsky.social · 15h

@derpdar.bsky.social is raising money for Gamers Outreach, helping bring video games and fun to children in hospitals worldwide.

See his fundraiser below:

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Asteria Nox @ladyasterianox.bsky.social · 14h

What are the odds Lizzy is a substitute teacher?

Asteria Nox @ladyasterianox.bsky.social · 14h

How much former of a, uh, 'teacher', are you?