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Asteria Nox

@ladyasterianox.bsky.social

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Themme fatale Doing Science, hurting feelings with facts. Dreaming of Aotearoa New Zealand. She/they

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Asteria Nox @ladyasterianox.bsky.social · 18d

HEY, HELLO, NEW PROFILE PICTURE HERE

Hi, this is still Nox. I promise.
Maybe.

Nox standing in front of a wall of stars, wearing only a candy necklace. They are looking to the left as they bit a huge jawbreaker

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Asteria Nox @ladyasterianox.bsky.social · 16m

We are now breastfeeding mythical creatures.

Asteria Nox @ladyasterianox.bsky.social · 18m

YESSSSS!

Asteria Nox @ladyasterianox.bsky.social · 20m

It is possible, dipshit. Who is telling you it isn't?

Asteria Nox @ladyasterianox.bsky.social · 23m

Brilliant, can I be a judge?

Netherworld Nashies! @nashiez.bsky.social · 27m

😂😂 Now I'm thinking I should do a whole series. "Will it Bowl?" 💜😺

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Asteria Nox @ladyasterianox.bsky.social · 24m

a man in a suit and tie has his mouth open

Alt: a man in a suit and tie has his mouth open

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Asteria Nox @ladyasterianox.bsky.social · 33m

Get out of here, açai bowls. Move over, rice bowls.

Potato bowl.

Netherworld Nashies! @nashiez.bsky.social · 1h

I have a channel full of recipes, and I am disabled myself. I am available in comments always to help out with any questions, substitutions, and change in batch size. I am also happy to help anyone with meal ideas based on their pantry and budget 💜😺

youtu.be/_Vo6nsf65-U

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geoffrey, 💀 mode @parsnip.bsky.social · 1h

the little soot guys are unionizing. maybe. this signifies nothing to me and i love them

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Asteria Nox @ladyasterianox.bsky.social · 54m

I would personally send Maura Healy a singing Valentine to invite her to the duel(s). And I am almost certain she would accept.

Asteria Nox @ladyasterianox.bsky.social · 4h

I purposely set up my bins with levels so Oberyn could take advantage of that.

Guses who hasn't been in my room for HOURS.

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Evelyndroid's Aperture Séance and Spooky Spood-Finding 🏳️‍⚧️🕷️ @apsciencebylyn.bsky.social · 4h

Assassin's Creed: Menswear

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derek guy @dieworkwear.bsky.social · 7h

i don't get it. omen sushi in nyc is cheaper than nobu in malibu, where you dined last year without your wife

Michael Rapaport tweets: "How’s a so-called “working class” mayoral candidate like Zohran Mamdani eating at OMEN SUSHI tonight — one of the priciest joints in NYC? 🍣💰
This clown lives in a rent-stabilized apartment in Queens but dines like a diplomat on a Qatar-funded per diem.
Who’s paying for that toro, “Zoron the Moron”?"

There are two photos of Zohran Mamdani and his wife eating at a restaurant.

Michael Rapaport eating outside of a restaurant. There are some white canopy umbrellas around him and a tree in the background. Also the ocean and some fence.

Two photos. The first shows the outside of Nobu in Malibu. The second shows the area where Michael sat. There is the same tree, ocean, white canopy umbrellas, and fence.

The menu for Nobu in Malibu shows prices around $60. The menu for Omen Sushi in NYC shows prices around $35.

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Asteria Nox @ladyasterianox.bsky.social · 5h

Constructing a futon moat so the next time Ramsay rolls off the bed, he will have a soft landing, bless.

Asteria Nox @ladyasterianox.bsky.social · 5h

POOPING LIKE A NORMAL PERSON.

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Asteria Nox @ladyasterianox.bsky.social · 5h

Things I am looking forward to once I blow this Popsicle stand-

Not craving alcohol every day.
Actually relaxing when I pet Neytiri as she sunbathes.
Not needing to convince myself to just PEE.
Never again ruminating on why Paul could not finish tiling a floor in over 20 years.

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Asteria Nox @ladyasterianox.bsky.social · 5h

Maybe they all just need new glasses. I think it would actually be reasonable that over 50% of Americans need new glasses to see fucking anything.

Asteria Nox @ladyasterianox.bsky.social · 5h

When you see a floppy disc, you only think 'save icon' don't you?

Asteria Nox @ladyasterianox.bsky.social · 5h

Wait.

They thought your profile picture was a triskele? Cuz I have been wondering what the fuck they was referencing.

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Asteria Nox @ladyasterianox.bsky.social · 5h

So you have nothing to back up your claims.

Thanks for playing, run along now.

Asteria Nox @ladyasterianox.bsky.social · 5h

a black and white drawing of two stick figures standing next to each other .

Alt: a black and white drawing of two stick figures standing next to each other .

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Asteria Nox @ladyasterianox.bsky.social · 5h

Then post your sources, little dude!

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Asteria Nox @ladyasterianox.bsky.social · 5h

Tattooing Nazi symbols on your body is Nazi behavior.

Asteria Nox @ladyasterianox.bsky.social · 5h

It's so cute that you haven't studied history.

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Asteria Nox @ladyasterianox.bsky.social · 5h

I mean have you ever done research.

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Asteria Nox @ladyasterianox.bsky.social · 5h

Do not normalize Nazi behavior.

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Asteria Nox @ladyasterianox.bsky.social · 6h

Do you have a source to back up your claim?

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Asteria Nox @ladyasterianox.bsky.social · 6h

They can pick their own weapon from what is on offer.

But 2/3rds of the weapons are gag clown weapons.

Don't ask about that Jack-in-the-box in the corner. It would take too long to explain.

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