Asteria Nox
@ladyasterianox.bsky.social
Themme fatale
Doing Science, hurting feelings with facts.
Dreaming of Aotearoa New Zealand.
"One time, a chimpanzee cupped my boob."
She/they
Doing Science, hurting feelings with facts.
Dreaming of Aotearoa New Zealand.
"One time, a chimpanzee cupped my boob."
She/they
My abuser and his wife are terrible people and even worse parents and they need to feel bad about themselves every single second of every single day.
December 20, 2025 at 3:41 AM
My abuser and his wife are terrible people and even worse parents and they need to feel bad about themselves every single second of every single day.
Oh yeah?!?
When was the last time you were arrested, then saw a fucking rainbow when you were released?!?
When was the last time you were arrested, then saw a fucking rainbow when you were released?!?
December 19, 2025 at 9:33 PM
Oh yeah?!?
When was the last time you were arrested, then saw a fucking rainbow when you were released?!?
When was the last time you were arrested, then saw a fucking rainbow when you were released?!?
He really should read the order.
He has fucked up so many times, and has to pay actual money to fix his fuckups, you would think he would choose to read the documentation.
He refuses to do so.
He has fucked up so many times, and has to pay actual money to fix his fuckups, you would think he would choose to read the documentation.
He refuses to do so.
December 19, 2025 at 3:07 PM
He really should read the order.
He has fucked up so many times, and has to pay actual money to fix his fuckups, you would think he would choose to read the documentation.
He refuses to do so.
He has fucked up so many times, and has to pay actual money to fix his fuckups, you would think he would choose to read the documentation.
He refuses to do so.
It's just so good.
Look at her.
She was born to be Lady Justice.
Look at her.
She was born to be Lady Justice.
December 17, 2025 at 5:39 PM
It's just so good.
Look at her.
She was born to be Lady Justice.
Look at her.
She was born to be Lady Justice.
Two years.
He is only two years older than me.
He is only two years older than me.
December 16, 2025 at 11:46 PM
Two years.
He is only two years older than me.
He is only two years older than me.
Day one of at least three of me very loudly cursing the process of bleaching and dyeing this hair.
I knew I cut my hair too short and FUCK THAT MAKES THIS HARDER.
I knew I cut my hair too short and FUCK THAT MAKES THIS HARDER.
December 14, 2025 at 11:05 PM
Day one of at least three of me very loudly cursing the process of bleaching and dyeing this hair.
I knew I cut my hair too short and FUCK THAT MAKES THIS HARDER.
I knew I cut my hair too short and FUCK THAT MAKES THIS HARDER.
If you didn't already know that man has asked me what to do about his bleeding asshole, now you do.
(What did he think I could do about hemorrhoids. Why did he ask me first. Go to the goddamned doctor.)
(What did he think I could do about hemorrhoids. Why did he ask me first. Go to the goddamned doctor.)
December 12, 2025 at 3:47 PM
If you didn't already know that man has asked me what to do about his bleeding asshole, now you do.
(What did he think I could do about hemorrhoids. Why did he ask me first. Go to the goddamned doctor.)
(What did he think I could do about hemorrhoids. Why did he ask me first. Go to the goddamned doctor.)
Oh my gods, that would go so HARD with this outfit!
December 11, 2025 at 2:48 AM
Oh my gods, that would go so HARD with this outfit!
Isn't this technically perjury? He lied to the court.
December 10, 2025 at 1:58 AM
Isn't this technically perjury? He lied to the court.
I can't find a photo of my calico, so here is the flower I named her after.
(Cosmos)
(Cosmos)
December 7, 2025 at 2:43 PM
I can't find a photo of my calico, so here is the flower I named her after.
(Cosmos)
(Cosmos)
Orange Bois have one brain cell that works maybe half the time. They're so cute.
(No worries about your next kitty, I decided that my next cat once Cookie Man died would be a gray female. I was close to landing a bullseye.)
(No worries about your next kitty, I decided that my next cat once Cookie Man died would be a gray female. I was close to landing a bullseye.)
December 6, 2025 at 11:10 PM
Orange Bois have one brain cell that works maybe half the time. They're so cute.
(No worries about your next kitty, I decided that my next cat once Cookie Man died would be a gray female. I was close to landing a bullseye.)
(No worries about your next kitty, I decided that my next cat once Cookie Man died would be a gray female. I was close to landing a bullseye.)
Someone got this for me as a birthday present. This was a shape I had not tried yet and I LOVE it.
December 6, 2025 at 10:36 PM
Someone got this for me as a birthday present. This was a shape I had not tried yet and I LOVE it.
It is 3:37 in the morning, go back to bed!
Dammit, I should get into bed, shouldn't I?
Dammit, I should get into bed, shouldn't I?
December 3, 2025 at 8:37 AM
It is 3:37 in the morning, go back to bed!
Dammit, I should get into bed, shouldn't I?
Dammit, I should get into bed, shouldn't I?
![A sign on a brick wall that says MEN with the caption below [Ominous Music]](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:xunbyov6hpo2mjfuo3jmsh6c/bafkreie5vndkm2n33e4b6bosnmivneb5dihrmi3unu2tjf63w3vtpxcoxe@jpeg)
I am obviously going to watch, actually watch, this video instead of taking a nap while listening, but DO YOU SEE THIS THUMBNAIL?!?
Glorious, whoever did this deserves a Halloween bonus, a Thanksgiving bonus, a December holiday bonus, a New Year bonus, GIVE THEM MONEY.
Glorious, whoever did this deserves a Halloween bonus, a Thanksgiving bonus, a December holiday bonus, a New Year bonus, GIVE THEM MONEY.
November 27, 2025 at 8:28 PM
I am obviously going to watch, actually watch, this video instead of taking a nap while listening, but DO YOU SEE THIS THUMBNAIL?!?
Glorious, whoever did this deserves a Halloween bonus, a Thanksgiving bonus, a December holiday bonus, a New Year bonus, GIVE THEM MONEY.
Glorious, whoever did this deserves a Halloween bonus, a Thanksgiving bonus, a December holiday bonus, a New Year bonus, GIVE THEM MONEY.
YOU TOLD ME TO GO BACK TO THE BEGINNING.
November 27, 2025 at 7:54 PM
YOU TOLD ME TO GO BACK TO THE BEGINNING.
I didn't get a good angle, but if you look really close, he is using my bottom knee as an armrest. 😭
November 26, 2025 at 11:55 PM
I didn't get a good angle, but if you look really close, he is using my bottom knee as an armrest. 😭
YOU try to resist keep a straight face when she looks at you like this!
November 25, 2025 at 1:52 AM
YOU try to resist keep a straight face when she looks at you like this!