Lightnews — Scholar-powered news

Leezus H. Christ

@langhuck.bsky.social

1.2K followers 1.6K following 1.5K posts

public dork. southeast missouri music person. professional lurker. he/they. doublehelldeathmatch.bandcamp.com

Posts Media Videos Starter Packs

Pinned

Leezus H. Christ @langhuck.bsky.social · 27d

hey so. here's this. we still fuck with shit with titles that are full sentences, right. it's on all the streaming services. if you get it on Bandcamp there's a bonus Propagandhi cover.

doublehelldeathmatch.bandcamp.com/album/two-co...

two cover songs that could kind of be about gender stuff if you read between the lines a bit and one original that definitely is, by Double Hell Death Match

4 track album

doublehelldeathmatch.bandcamp.com

3 6

Leezus H. Christ @langhuck.bsky.social · 13h

oh no, he's discovered the concept of prepared guitar! somebody stop him before he comes home with a Glenn Branca record

a plastic toy guitar held by a child, with a plastic bolt jammed into the sound hole, bending the strings, being strummed with a plastic nail

1 5 15

Leezus H. Christ @langhuck.bsky.social · 1d

rip in piss you won't be missed

Unofficial BBCNews (UK) Bot @bbcnews-uk-rss.bsky.social · 1d

Lost Prophets singer Ian Watkins killed in prison

Ian Watkins was serving a 35-year sentence imposed in 2013 after admitting 13 child sex offences.

www.bbc.com

1 2

Leezus H. Christ @langhuck.bsky.social · 1d

comic strip character Leroy Lockhorn sitting in front of a TV, with a speech bubble emanating from his mouth. his wife, Loretta, looks on, unamused

1 16 78

Leezus H. Christ @langhuck.bsky.social · 1d

do you want avocados or not

1 2

Leezus H. Christ @langhuck.bsky.social · 1d

two avocados for ten bucks

1 2

Leezus H. Christ @langhuck.bsky.social · 1d

what kind of a deal are you running up that hill and tryna make with God anyways? a deal to turn you into a woman? a deal to turn you into a beautiful woman? a deal to turn you into a beautiful strong sexy confident woman? that kind of a deal?

รℓσαɳε ℓყรɓεƭɦ 🏳️‍🌈 @sloanelysbeth.bsky.social · 1d

i can't believe kate bush is a social contagion turning the kids trans.

1 2

Leezus H. Christ @langhuck.bsky.social · 1d

me to all the Ministry Of Sound Annuals I downloaded during the period in my mid-20s where I got really into EDM for a couple years: get ready to get in the device, buddy

Reposted by Leezus H. Christ

bring on the headless horses @ihavethatonvinyl.com · 2d

hi. sorry to do this again but life sucks

it’s almost the middle of the month which means it is that time when i am broke. after mortgage, bills, paying out IHTOV writers, etc. i am absolutely tapped and still need to put gas in my car, pay the heating bill, and get some food. things should clear up by december; i have some money coming my way. but for now i am struggling thanks to unexpected repairs and emergencies. i hate this, but here i am. if you like my posts and appreciate IHTOV and want to throw me a buck or two, i appreciate all the help i get here. don’t know where i’d be without it. venmo is michele-catalano2659, paypal is michele.catalano at gmail. thank you

4 29 32

Leezus H. Christ @langhuck.bsky.social · 2d

White Castle that sells booze is gonna give you the worst shits of your life

The Gurgling Cod (he/him) @thegurglingcod.bsky.social · 2d

Ok, what fast food chain would be most chaotic if it had a liquor license?

Leezus H. Christ @langhuck.bsky.social · 2d

THE Rohiostateuniversitye 9

JAV Titles @jav.scd.lol · 2d

THE R**e 9

Leezus H. Christ @langhuck.bsky.social · 3d

REAL COURT SHIT

Leezus H. Christ @langhuck.bsky.social · 3d

man you can't just say stuff like that you might accidentally invent a new Like A Dragon minigame

a screenshot from the Yakuza Kiwami Mesuking minigame showing the Devil's Flower Mantis in top mount over the Empress Cicada

Leezus H. Christ @langhuck.bsky.social · 3d

"Anything in English", you say?

youtu.be/H3mwQ1I5n-4?...

LUBRICATED GOAT - YOU REMAIN ANONYMOUS promo

YouTube video by stuspasm

youtu.be

Leezus H. Christ @langhuck.bsky.social · 3d

push her in a lake!

Leezus H. Christ @langhuck.bsky.social · 3d

Kirby Yates has been placed on the 60-day IL retroactive to 9/24 with a case of the grippe

Leezus H. Christ @langhuck.bsky.social · 4d

really any place name that comes from the French

Leezus H. Christ @langhuck.bsky.social · 4d

Bellefontaine

Merriam-Webster @merriam-webster.com · 4d

What’s the word where you’re from that, when pronounced exactly as it looks, identifies a tourist immediately?

1 1

Leezus H. Christ @langhuck.bsky.social · 4d

in 2011/12 when I was deep in the throes of alcohol and drug abuse and untreated mental illness it was internet friends who were the first to push me to seek help and start working to change things

Conrad Hackett @conradhackett.bsky.social · 4d

Has anything great happened in your life because of social media?

1 10

Leezus H. Christ @langhuck.bsky.social · 4d

search is broken, they really are doing the SomethingAwful speedrun

2 6 19

Leezus H. Christ @langhuck.bsky.social · 5d

youtu.be/LIF2efaaX0Y?...

I SPY - Appliances and Cars

YouTube video by Stevenpfo

youtu.be

Leezus H. Christ @langhuck.bsky.social · 5d

I had to go look that up because it doesn't seem real and it turns out Tennessee Williams died three days before Subterranean Jungle came out

Leezus H. Christ @langhuck.bsky.social · 5d

youtu.be/P6kmgg3EmgU?...

Leezus H. Christ @langhuck.bsky.social · 5d

a cat wearing sunglasses with the words sounds good to me behind it

ALT: a cat wearing sunglasses with the words sounds good to me behind it

media.tenor.com

Leezus H. Christ @langhuck.bsky.social · 6d

unfortunately there is one circumstance in which you gotta hand it to Jeffrey Loria

Derek Jeter "destroyed" Marlins ballpark by removing home run sculpture, ex team owner Jeffrey Loria says

1 4

Leezus H. Christ @langhuck.bsky.social · 6d

our favorite Chinese restaurant, which had been open for like two decades, closed down last year because the landlord kept jacking up their rent in order to force them out to make space in the strip mall for an AutoZone. it is my solemn vow that I will never shop at that AutoZone.

1 1