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Mya 🏳️‍⚧️

@laozipoetryofmya.bsky.social

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My posts are an epic (as in a poem) written backwards that ends when Bluesky or I die Baddest bitch witch 28 she/her (Dms closed) @Laozipoet.bsky.social is where I make art @MyatheHoe.bsky.social is where my bussy is I don't have any money to give

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Mya 🏳️‍⚧️ @laozipoetryofmya.bsky.social · May 10

One day I'll drop a post so good you'll notice me.

It wasn't that last one though. I deleted that one.

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Mya 🏳️‍⚧️ @laozipoetryofmya.bsky.social · 8h

Is that a noun, request, or a demand?

Mya 🏳️‍⚧️ @laozipoetryofmya.bsky.social · 9h

I shouldn't try to be cool

Mya 🏳️‍⚧️ @laozipoetryofmya.bsky.social · 9h

I do pulling the keyboard in wrong way

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Rob MacWolf, Werewolf Hitchhiker @robmacwolf.thevoice.dog · 14h

When we write or draw porn or erotica, we get banned from having a bank account and our livelihoods get seized even if we give it away for free.

When billionaires steal what we've written or drawn to churn out a slop-approximate of porn, they're allowed to charge for it.

Matt Burgess (WIRED) @mattburgess1.bsky.social · 17h

Oh good, ChatGPT is getting "erotica for verified adults" later this year

We made ChatGPT pretty restrictive to make sure we were being careful with mental health issues. We realize this made it less useful/enjoyable to many users who had no mental health problems, but given the seriousness of the issue we wanted to get this right.

Now that we have been able to mitigate the serious mental health issues and have new tools, we are going to be able to safely relax the restrictions in most cases.

In a few weeks, we plan to put out a new version of ChatGPT that allows people to have a personality that behaves more like what people liked about 4o (we hope it will be better!). If you want your ChatGPT to respond in a very human-like way, or use a ton of emoji, or act like a friend, ChatGPT should do it (but only if you want it, not because we are usage-maxxing).

In December, as we roll out age-gating more fully and as part of our “treat adult users like adults” principle, we will allow even more, like erotica for verified adults.

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Mya 🏳️‍⚧️ @laozipoetryofmya.bsky.social · 9h

Do I pulling it off?

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Jim Benton @jimbenton.bsky.social · 9h

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Mya 🏳️‍⚧️ @laozipoetryofmya.bsky.social · 11h

So I've come to find out that the people in my house don't appreciate the improv parody song about dinner that comes with their dinner.

And I just wanna say,

Shut the fuck up and enjoy it, I just made you food and I'll sing if I want
😐🔪

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Mya 🏳️‍⚧️ @laozipoetryofmya.bsky.social · 11h

So now I have a bag of candy and my bf is looking around for it like Christmas presents. I told him it's somewhere he'd never look.
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They're in the freezer. It's chocolate 🤣
It's not even in the back or anything, he just doesn't go in there cuz I cook his food
😅😂🤣

Mya 🏳️‍⚧️ @laozipoetryofmya.bsky.social · 12d

Not a lot of trick or treaters in my neighborhood each year.

With the stupid price of bags of candy I might just take the 20 I'd spend on bite sized candy bag and just get the few kids that actually do show up full sized candy bars instead

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sparrow @sparrowbytes.bsky.social · 13h

*Writing down another bullet point in the list of things they are not legally allowed to do but are doing anyway*

Take that, fascists

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Mya 🏳️‍⚧️ @laozipoetryofmya.bsky.social · 14h

If you see this, QTP with a GIF to advertise your BSky account:

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Callie, But spookier!!! >:) 🏳️‍⚧️ @callie02.bsky.social · 14h

If you see this, QTP with a GIF to advertise your BSky account:

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🩸💀 The Horror Guru 💀🩸 @thehorrorguru.bsky.social · 15h

This trilogy goes hard.

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Shaun (of the dead) 🧟‍♂️ @bigbadnailbiter.bsky.social · 16h

My toxic trait is my Y chromosomes

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Random Memes @randommemesx.bsky.social · 2d

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trickyNOtreat 🎃 @trickykat.bsky.social · 16h

i've lost the will for you to live

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Puppy 🏳️‍⚧️🎀 @siberionhusky.bsky.social · 15h

*sits*

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Mya 🏳️‍⚧️ @laozipoetryofmya.bsky.social · 18h

I had to factory reset my phone, and when deleting all the bullshit apps the phone starts with, I decided not to delete the Mahjong app.

Ngl it would be really addicting if there weren't ads. I get in the zone matching tiles and then the ad pulls me out and I'll close the app.

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Laozi Poet Mya🏳️‍⚧️ @laozipoet.bsky.social · 18h

A 4 panel comic

1) A drawing of my face with my eyes closed, and my tongue out with a small blue pill on it (estrogen)

2) A drawing of my legs with a pink ring around it, my legs are glowing from my toes to the ring similar to Sailor Moon

3) A drawing of my hand with the same ring effect

4 A drawing of me holding my hands up asking "So how long is the magical girl transformation gonna take?" As only my hands have begun to glow. Someone off screen responds "Between 3 & 5 years"

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Mya 🏳️‍⚧️ @laozipoetryofmya.bsky.social · 19h

I love when I'm taking a picture of one of my drawings and the camera recognizes the faces

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Spooky Sylvie 🖤 @cutencozyprincess.bsky.social · 1d

It feels nice to embrace my dark spooky side more 🖤

I love my cute and cozy side but I also adore my other side too

Enid and wednesday with the text my two personalities

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Spooky Sylvie 🖤 @cutencozyprincess.bsky.social · 1d

When I say gang shit I mean: drinking water, smoking weed , petting animals and uplifting the homies

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Mya 🏳️‍⚧️ @laozipoetryofmya.bsky.social · 19h

Christ is cool

Christians are lame

Mya 🏳️‍⚧️ @laozipoetryofmya.bsky.social · 20h

They're on YouTube too.
Saw one while my lil bro was watching the Dobre brothers.
And that's a channel aimed at a younger audience, it's fucked up.

Santiago Mayer @santiagomayer.com · 1d

Spotify is now running recruitment ads for ICE.

It’s time to cancel your account.

Mya 🏳️‍⚧️ @laozipoetryofmya.bsky.social · 20h

It's one of those games that feels like it just keeps going when you think you're done.

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Mya 🏳️‍⚧️ @laozipoetryofmya.bsky.social · 20h

117 days of Mya's HRT

A trans girl in a white t shirt with a blue design, black short shorts, pink socks, and trans pride knitted sleeves posing with 2 peace signs in her kitchen

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