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Lard Goober🔞

@lardylicentious.bsky.social

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Low-Income Scraping-For-Dimes Multi-Kink Artist and Professional Imbecile. (She/They/It) 24y/o PFP BY SLIMEYJAYSTUDIO ALL CHARACTERS DEPICTED AS 18+

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Lard Goober🔞 @lardylicentious.bsky.social · Nov 29

E-Begging isn't something I'm particularly proud of, but given my situation, I need the help desperately.
But I'm already resorting to going to the food banks.
Please help me.

My P4YP4L is [email protected]

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Cauliie🌻 @fluffylilllama.bsky.social · 8d

Ivy slide

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Lard Goober🔞 @lardylicentious.bsky.social · 8h

The baddest bitches smell like cum sweat and anime figurines.

Lard Goober🔞 @lardylicentious.bsky.social · 13h

"No, Patrick, kink isn't about power and control."

"It's not legalized abuse, either."

Lard Goober🔞 @lardylicentious.bsky.social · 13h

I don't think I've ever been THIS violently-opposed to a """"joke"""" like 6 7, ever in my life.

Even Hawk Tuah didn't make me this ass fucking mad.

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🔞 Hook's Hefty Hangers 🔞 @coyotecouch.bsky.social · Sep 9

I'm gunna be a cheeky fuck and tag their main: A picture of an ample @shadrawdragon.bsky.social to make up for drawing them as a labubu. labubu featured below

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wenisberry.bsky.social @wenisberry.bsky.social · 15h

Predictable

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Also Caynon Dipt @headachefactory.bsky.social · 14h

#InsanityPractice2025 225: dont even trip dawg #belly

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Famifawx @famifawx.bsky.social · 20h

She likes dandelions cause they're like her hair.

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☕CoffeeSlice🔪 @coffeeslice.bsky.social · 19h

Hasumi - II

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💜 Lil' Blimp 💙 @opossumvalley.bsky.social · 13d

[ #Fanart ]

Weigh the Future

Doorways are merely an option, not a requirement - alright, sis'?

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Panda Bastard🔞 @lpanda.bsky.social · 1d

Reigning Champ

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MonsieurRobot @monsieurrobot.bsky.social · 17h

Dance for me, Human!

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Finalcord, Luxio Permabloon @finalcord.bsky.social · 19h

trade piece for @squeakitties.bsky.social :3

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Lard Goober🔞 @lardylicentious.bsky.social · 21h

Put me within 500 feet of AM and call me William Afton cuz i'm gonna put a child in that machine.

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BiggestHardMan 🔞 @biggesthardman.bsky.social · 4d

The Plight of the Hiatus

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Coksi 🌱 @coksi.bsky.social · 22h

New character alert 🗣️ this is Nadja, a shifter girl who rarely ever blinks. She‘s Moira‘s and Agnes‘ dorm mate and is overly excited to have new people to talk to, even though you‘d never be able to tell

#oc #originalcharacter #characterdesign #werewolf #art

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GORB @drawnbygorb.bsky.social · 29d

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GORB @drawnbygorb.bsky.social · 16d

fun moon fact: she has a highly delicate stomach/digestive system as far as predators go and will enlist the help of friends to help knead bellyfuls. (this can sometimes make her kind of a biohazard to be around)