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🔞 Hook's Hefty Hangers 🔞
@coyotecouch.bsky.social
Hook Shepard | They/Them

My Partners:
@SpaceRychen.bsky.social | @MaddyFoxmom.bsky.social | @NoxyDile.bsky.social

Other BlueSky Accounts:
Twitch/Youtube/Project | @ThePolyarmoury.bsky.social
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We'll take care of each other, okay?
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Random Encounter has double-updated #comic
www.dhscomix.com/comics/comic...
there we go, loki's back
November 27, 2025 at 11:27 AM
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Starra does not want the charger problem fixed actually nvm
November 27, 2025 at 3:22 AM
please consider commissioning my best friend!!! their art is sincerely incredible and they draw the most wonderful women, too!!
November 27, 2025 at 3:17 AM
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starra's teethies are paid for but i'm still open for commissions, fyi!
i'm trying to catch up on comics right now but my queue is empty and my brain is also empty
baby starra needs baby surgery for her bad tooth

so i'm open for commissions againnnnn
$100aus (~$65us) for a single character, dm me for more options!

also feel free to send me money to draw extra comics ko-fi.com/mxxymerlin
November 25, 2025 at 7:52 AM
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my laptop's stopped consistently charging so i gotta take care of that :T classic
i've got 3 slots in my queue open atm.
but if you've ever wanted to get a short comic drawn by me, now is also your time but you'll have to DM me for a quote as that'll vary significantly based on complexity etc
November 27, 2025 at 3:13 AM
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November 26, 2025 at 8:14 PM
I would like my tits to take up most of my field of view actually
November 26, 2025 at 5:25 PM
The next time I get back to streaming I'll be asking viewers to save up their channel points for a cursed halo run by Ellie and Maddy (or me and Ellie because Maddy doesn't like suffering)
November 26, 2025 at 5:24 PM
Master Chief? You mind telling me what you're doing on that couch?

(Thanks @noxydile.bsky.social for catching me with my ass out)
November 26, 2025 at 5:23 PM
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“Feeling good! … For a start! This is about twice the size and I’m not even feeling stretched or tight yet!Seriously, give me all you’ve got! I need tits that slosh loud enough to cause earthquakes! Big enough to reach the ceiling! Bigger bigger bigger!”
[2/4]
Art from @jimbohusky.bsky.social 💛🦊💛
November 26, 2025 at 5:17 PM
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“Feeling good! … For a start! This is about twice the size and I’m not even feeling stretched or tight yet!Seriously, give me all you’ve got! I need tits that slosh loud enough to cause earthquakes! Big enough to reach the ceiling! Bigger bigger bigger!”
[2/4]
Art from @jimbohusky.bsky.social 💛🦊💛
November 26, 2025 at 5:18 PM
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November 26, 2025 at 4:53 PM
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November 26, 2025 at 11:22 AM
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Hey huge tits. Hey bowling balls. Hey udders. There's probably so much milk in those. I should tie a bell on you, tag your ear and inseminate you in a barn, you fucking COW. (lovingly)
November 26, 2025 at 12:16 PM
Ahhh I forgot that I shouldn't take my sedative on a full belly because it metabolises way slower

It's a REALLY full belly
November 26, 2025 at 5:35 AM
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defunctland videos are great because everyone in charge of disneyland for the past half century have been trying to carry out what they think walt would’ve wanted like they’re the patriots in MGS trying to carry out the boss’s will. coincidentally both involve giant robot dinosaurs
November 26, 2025 at 4:25 AM
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socks!
November 26, 2025 at 4:11 AM
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RAH.
November 18, 2025 at 8:02 PM
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fixed it up a lil
November 19, 2025 at 12:52 AM
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take them off boy.
November 19, 2025 at 12:08 AM
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let me try this again since it wants to be Stupid
November 20, 2025 at 6:47 AM
also i bit my fork too hard the other night and i think i flattened my two front teeth
November 26, 2025 at 4:36 AM
i cut a little chunk of skin off my thumb today with a big fuckoff knife and i hope it didnt end up in the bacon
November 26, 2025 at 4:21 AM
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"You'll be visited by three spirits."

The three spirits:
November 26, 2025 at 4:14 AM
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shrimp girl oc
November 26, 2025 at 2:48 AM