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Skeletal Viking Amy

@lasrina.bsky.social

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She/her. Looks like she’d know where the Parmesan cheese is.

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Skeletal Viking Amy @lasrina.bsky.social · Nov 25

13. My permanent pinned tweet

Tweet reads:

I love how much of my social media feeds these days is:
CORGI OWNER: Here's a picture of my baby!
RANDOM REPLY: He's so cute! I want a corgi so much!
CORGI OWNER: NO YOU DON'T THEY'RE ROTTEN LITTLE SHITS

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Erin Biba @erinbiba.bsky.social · 17h

Three panel cartoon by Wawa wiwa comics

An octopus, a shark and a jellyfish are talking to each other

Octopus: I once saw a human and peed myself

Shark: a human saw and peed himself

Jellyfish: a human touched me once and his friend peed on him

Octopus: dude…

Shark: what?

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Skeletal Viking Amy @lasrina.bsky.social · 2h

Well THAT’S a thing I can’t unsee.

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Skeletal Viking Amy @lasrina.bsky.social · 20h

The fact that they’ve recently become relevant to a whole lot more people is, in fact, the gist of the fact.

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Skeletal Viking Amy @lasrina.bsky.social · 20h

It’s about screwworms

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Skeletal Viking Amy @lasrina.bsky.social · 20h

I independently took a photo of this myself because it’s _delightful._ look at those happy little guys

Skeletal Viking Amy @lasrina.bsky.social · 20h

“Amy! What is best in life?”
IDK, but watching somebody who loves Distressing Animal Facts share one with someone who’s equal parts delighted and horrified to learn it has gotta be pretty high on the list.

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Skeletal Viking Amy @lasrina.bsky.social · 1d

No good comes of stabbing YOUR fingers with a felting needle. Let’s not rule it out in every case though.

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Mia the Calligrapher @tspcalligrapher.bsky.social · 1d

Save me local grocery store big pumpkin save me

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The Cat Hive @thecathive.bsky.social · 2d

The Criminal

Doodle of an orange cat with a piece of crumpled plastic in his mouth. He is running away quickly, wide-eyed. There is text from someone shouting "WHO IS EATING PLASTIC!!!"

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Skeletal Viking Amy @lasrina.bsky.social · 1d

We’re all out here having a normal week, I see

Skeletal Viking Amy @lasrina.bsky.social · 1d

Well that seems insane

Skeletal Viking Amy @lasrina.bsky.social · 1d

Is it like that thing magazines do where they send you to the back of the magazine and it’s on a sliver of the page? I understand the logic, but I’ve hated that since I was a kid reading magazines and waiting rooms and flipping back to the end to finish the article.

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lacey @byelacey.bsky.social · 1d

it’s that time of year again 🍂🍃

four simplistic drawings of a fluffy white dog rolling around in red, yellow, and orange leaves while exclaiming “leaf, leaf”

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Skeletal Viking Amy @lasrina.bsky.social · 1d

I mean I'll write you a permission slip right now

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Kendra, regular version @kendrawcandraw.bsky.social · 2d

Me: I just don't understand why I can't just out-think my anxiety and emotions and simply react and respond in the most ideal way every single time and never feel bad
My therapist of eight years: *audibly loading gun*

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Kendra, regular version @kendrawcandraw.bsky.social · 2d

You can't logic your way out of being burnt out. Unless you're me. Who should be able to do it and it's a personal failing that I can't

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Skeletal Viking Amy @lasrina.bsky.social · 2d

It’s good because it made me giggle.

Skeletal Viking Amy @lasrina.bsky.social · 2d

Bought a new dog bed for the big dog specifically, and it was immediately taken by the little dog.

A larger black dog lies next to a dog bed, looking up at the camera. On the dog bed is a tricolor corgi.

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Skeletal Viking Amy @lasrina.bsky.social · 2d

There’s always someone who doesn’t catch the “✨✨✨almost✨✨”.

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K.B. Spangler @kbspangler.com · 2d

*glares at everything* Stop that.

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Skeletal Viking Amy @lasrina.bsky.social · 2d

Someone needs to be like “sir, you have made America great again, and now it’s time for you to focus on getting into heaven” and then 25th amendment his ass into the sun.

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dave wagner @davewagner.bsky.social · 3d

of the best things that have happened in the last decade, #1 remains "the Dungeons and Dragons movie naming that one character Jarnathan" and it's not particularly close

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Skeletal Viking Amy @lasrina.bsky.social · 2d

If the CEO is noticing most of us at all, it’s a bad thing.

Skeletal Viking Amy @lasrina.bsky.social · 2d

In the sense that it really does feel like elder abuse to keep putting him in the spotlight when his mind is obviously so far gone, that is.

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Skeletal Viking Amy @lasrina.bsky.social · 2d

It’s getting to the point where I actually ✨✨✨almost✨✨ feel sorry for him.

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