dave wagner
@davewagner.bsky.social
two things make me happy and two things only: organized labor and surly cats
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dave wagner
@davewagner.bsky.social
· Nov 13
it should be illegal to move your cat off-camera during a Zoom meeting
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Tomorrow I will defeat my family.
November 27, 2025 at 2:26 AM
Tomorrow I will defeat my family.
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i hate all elves but i nevertheless have an Important Question: what kind of elf is best? forest elf? city elf? dark elf? snow elf? high elf? there's so many kinds
November 27, 2025 at 1:30 AM
i hate all elves but i nevertheless have an Important Question: what kind of elf is best? forest elf? city elf? dark elf? snow elf? high elf? there's so many kinds
what if someone could invent a cat who could pay attention when you said their name
November 27, 2025 at 2:13 AM
what if someone could invent a cat who could pay attention when you said their name
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"i hate all elves but i nevertheless have an Important Question" is how every meeting in Dwarf Fortress starts.
November 27, 2025 at 2:07 AM
"i hate all elves but i nevertheless have an Important Question" is how every meeting in Dwarf Fortress starts.
i hate all elves but i nevertheless have an Important Question: what kind of elf is best? forest elf? city elf? dark elf? snow elf? high elf? there's so many kinds
November 27, 2025 at 1:30 AM
i hate all elves but i nevertheless have an Important Question: what kind of elf is best? forest elf? city elf? dark elf? snow elf? high elf? there's so many kinds
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Kind of surprised no one has made a pet bed that looks like a mound of gold and priceless gems so that your pet looks like it is sleeping atop a dragon hoard
November 26, 2025 at 11:12 AM
Kind of surprised no one has made a pet bed that looks like a mound of gold and priceless gems so that your pet looks like it is sleeping atop a dragon hoard
did you know that parantheses open a portal to another dimension, and whatever you put inside them is not only NOT a part of the original sentence but rather is, in fact, extraterrestrial? read the literature for God's sake
November 27, 2025 at 12:12 AM
did you know that parantheses open a portal to another dimension, and whatever you put inside them is not only NOT a part of the original sentence but rather is, in fact, extraterrestrial? read the literature for God's sake
his churu expenditure represents roughly one half of the growth in the gdp of the United States over the last year. Chancleta is simply Too Big To Fail.
November 26, 2025 at 10:13 PM
his churu expenditure represents roughly one half of the growth in the gdp of the United States over the last year. Chancleta is simply Too Big To Fail.
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the end of the work week is so close he can almost touch it
November 26, 2025 at 5:51 PM
the end of the work week is so close he can almost touch it
the end of the work week is so close he can almost touch it
November 26, 2025 at 5:51 PM
the end of the work week is so close he can almost touch it
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freya gonna fly around on this carrot like a broomstick
November 15, 2025 at 11:04 PM
freya gonna fly around on this carrot like a broomstick
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i believe it is peace for our time
November 19, 2025 at 8:58 PM
i believe it is peace for our time
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the game doesn't let him save right before the boss and now he has to fight the same 30 dudes again for the fourth time
November 22, 2025 at 11:31 PM
the game doesn't let him save right before the boss and now he has to fight the same 30 dudes again for the fourth time
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The best couple
November 25, 2025 at 4:01 AM
The best couple
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Charlie, 2015, displaying his dual nature
November 21, 2025 at 4:33 AM
Charlie, 2015, displaying his dual nature
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November 24, 2025 at 2:01 AM
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Mr. Swirls rolling around to show how much he loves attention from me.
November 23, 2025 at 9:26 PM
Mr. Swirls rolling around to show how much he loves attention from me.
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Latenite archival BabbyGonz time!
November 23, 2025 at 10:58 AM
Latenite archival BabbyGonz time!
the game doesn't let him save right before the boss and now he has to fight the same 30 dudes again for the fourth time
November 22, 2025 at 11:31 PM
the game doesn't let him save right before the boss and now he has to fight the same 30 dudes again for the fourth time
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Guys.
The tumor found in my cat's mouth is not malignant and I'm extremely grateful. She's 15 and is back to her sassy self after having it removed from her mouth. I'm so happy! She is my best friend, my pride and joy! She has an attitude still though....
The tumor found in my cat's mouth is not malignant and I'm extremely grateful. She's 15 and is back to her sassy self after having it removed from her mouth. I'm so happy! She is my best friend, my pride and joy! She has an attitude still though....
November 22, 2025 at 4:46 AM
Guys.
The tumor found in my cat's mouth is not malignant and I'm extremely grateful. She's 15 and is back to her sassy self after having it removed from her mouth. I'm so happy! She is my best friend, my pride and joy! She has an attitude still though....
The tumor found in my cat's mouth is not malignant and I'm extremely grateful. She's 15 and is back to her sassy self after having it removed from her mouth. I'm so happy! She is my best friend, my pride and joy! She has an attitude still though....
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I thought this thread of departed pet cats (waiting in cat heaven, which I believe is real even though human heaven is not) would make me sad, but it honestly helped me feel better about all the love my and others's cats received while they were still around:
bsky.app/profile/dave...
bsky.app/profile/dave...
in tribute to @charliebrowntc.bsky.social , a king among cats, let us have a thread of Great Departed Cats, to show the angels that are now greeting him.
this is my baby Fez, who left us in 2022. one time some butter fell off the counter onto his side and Sandal chased him for like twenty minutes.
this is my baby Fez, who left us in 2022. one time some butter fell off the counter onto his side and Sandal chased him for like twenty minutes.
November 22, 2025 at 1:43 AM
I thought this thread of departed pet cats (waiting in cat heaven, which I believe is real even though human heaven is not) would make me sad, but it honestly helped me feel better about all the love my and others's cats received while they were still around:
bsky.app/profile/dave...
bsky.app/profile/dave...
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Three ghosts tried to show Sandal the error of his ways, but he was really asleep and didn't wake up or notice.
November 22, 2025 at 12:01 AM
Three ghosts tried to show Sandal the error of his ways, but he was really asleep and didn't wake up or notice.
i don't think your loan is getting approved
November 21, 2025 at 10:26 PM
i don't think your loan is getting approved
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Zohran flip your hair again we need healthcare get him to give us healthcare.
November 21, 2025 at 9:26 PM
Zohran flip your hair again we need healthcare get him to give us healthcare.
all cats who did not voluntarily sit down in a cup of yogurt today, please stand up. not so fast, Freya.
November 19, 2025 at 10:53 PM
all cats who did not voluntarily sit down in a cup of yogurt today, please stand up. not so fast, Freya.