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two things make me happy and two things only: organized labor and surly cats

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it should be illegal to move your cat off-camera during a Zoom meeting
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Sorry, I can't come into the office because my cat would be sad.
February 3, 2026 at 12:59 PM
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Ellie Update:
Unbothered by this absolute CHONK of a squirrel crunching the camellias just off my viewing deck...
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February 2, 2026 at 12:42 AM
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Enjoying how the demand is evolving from 'abolish ICE' to 'abolish and prosecute ICE'

that's the spirit folks, keep pushing 🙌
February 1, 2026 at 8:17 AM
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February 1, 2026 at 3:03 PM
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Is the study a dictionary?
February 1, 2026 at 8:48 AM
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you're trying to cross a bridge and this absolute unit parks himself in your path. he refuses to budge. what do you do
February 1, 2026 at 1:19 AM
you're trying to cross a bridge and this absolute unit parks himself in your path. he refuses to budge. what do you do
February 1, 2026 at 1:19 AM
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we were running our robot vacuum today. it was going about its business when one of the feral cats saw it through the window from outside. he watched it for ten minutes: his eyes wide at a new universe of possibilities.

i think we changed his whole life. is this how religions start
January 31, 2026 at 4:49 PM
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Hello Friends, Cat Dad here. I hate to ask but we could use help if you are able. We received a few bills that we weren’t expecting and it is likely that we won’t be able to cover our expenses for February. Layla is also due for updated Vaccinations this month. ko-fi.com/laylaandpiglet
❤️ you all. -C
January 31, 2026 at 7:24 PM
we were running our robot vacuum today. it was going about its business when one of the feral cats saw it through the window from outside. he watched it for ten minutes: his eyes wide at a new universe of possibilities.

i think we changed his whole life. is this how religions start
January 31, 2026 at 4:49 PM
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breaking: he has a Thought
January 31, 2026 at 12:04 AM
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January 31, 2026 at 3:11 AM
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January 31, 2026 at 2:24 AM
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He went home with to be with his mom. I love you, Finnegan.

Now would be a great time to honor Mikayla and Finnegan's memory and legacy by donating to Save A Fox. www.saveafox.org
Farewell Finnegan Fox
YouTube video by Saveafox
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January 31, 2026 at 12:01 AM
breaking: he has a Thought
January 31, 2026 at 12:04 AM
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not a lot of people know this life hack: instead of shoveling snow, you can just leave it and move away forever
January 27, 2026 at 10:07 PM
not a lot of people know this life hack: instead of shoveling snow, you can just leave it and move away forever
January 27, 2026 at 10:07 PM
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We're all mad here. I'm mad. You're mad."
January 27, 2026 at 12:19 PM
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if you saw a cat in this picture, no you didn't
January 26, 2026 at 10:54 PM
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in video games for cats you hit the button to go into stealth mode and nothing changes at all
January 26, 2026 at 10:59 PM
if you saw a cat in this picture, no you didn't
January 26, 2026 at 10:54 PM
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The Illustrated Dictionary's entry for "insouciant."
she has never been afraid of anything or anyone. she is ten pounds.
January 26, 2026 at 5:29 PM
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ugh why is everybody calling my masked armed death squads who kidnap kindergartners the gestapo
January 26, 2026 at 3:39 PM
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Northern Virginia!
January 26, 2026 at 10:59 AM
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she has never been afraid of anything or anyone. she is ten pounds.
January 25, 2026 at 1:08 AM