GONZO the Ca'at
@gonzo.bsky.social
Okrahamblone Cat A/K/A GONZOtheghoast.
Certified 97.64% goode.
Brothur to @charliebrowntc.bsky.social
Tips for treets: https://ko-fi.com/gonzothebiggkid
My Wares: https://www.redbubble.com/people/charliebrowntc
See also: https://linktr.ee/gonzotheghoast
Certified 97.64% goode.
Brothur to @charliebrowntc.bsky.social
Tips for treets: https://ko-fi.com/gonzothebiggkid
My Wares: https://www.redbubble.com/people/charliebrowntc
See also: https://linktr.ee/gonzotheghoast
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GONZO the Ca'at
@gonzo.bsky.social
· Nov 10
Omigosh many of yu guise nevar saw my babby danse skillz veddio! I am still skilld at many forms of danse, btw.
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Found an additional graphic that gets even more of these quotes together.
I've kept "I hate myself, I hate clover, and I hate bees" pinned above my desk since I first started studying evolutionary biology as an undergraduate. So relatable to get extremely frustrated with your study system.
I've kept "I hate myself, I hate clover, and I hate bees" pinned above my desk since I first started studying evolutionary biology as an undergraduate. So relatable to get extremely frustrated with your study system.
February 12, 2026 at 7:19 PM
Found an additional graphic that gets even more of these quotes together.
I've kept "I hate myself, I hate clover, and I hate bees" pinned above my desk since I first started studying evolutionary biology as an undergraduate. So relatable to get extremely frustrated with your study system.
I've kept "I hate myself, I hate clover, and I hate bees" pinned above my desk since I first started studying evolutionary biology as an undergraduate. So relatable to get extremely frustrated with your study system.
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Goodemorning Gonzobongos! I wil endeavor tobe less grompy todaye
February 12, 2026 at 7:51 PM
Goodemorning Gonzobongos! I wil endeavor tobe less grompy todaye
Latenite archival babbyGonz time!
February 12, 2026 at 10:44 AM
Latenite archival babbyGonz time!
Behaviores Report: yah yah , 100% goode
February 12, 2026 at 4:15 AM
Behaviores Report: yah yah , 100% goode
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So the DOD started laser testing because they believed party balloons were drones, shut down all of El Paso airspace, and blamed it on Mexican cartels?
February 11, 2026 at 6:06 PM
So the DOD started laser testing because they believed party balloons were drones, shut down all of El Paso airspace, and blamed it on Mexican cartels?
Goodemorning Gonzobongos! I am feelng a bitt of a grompy todaye, pleez donot minde me
February 11, 2026 at 8:16 PM
Goodemorning Gonzobongos! I am feelng a bitt of a grompy todaye, pleez donot minde me
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February 10, 2026 at 7:43 PM
Do you want to help us score some grant money? All you have to do is vote for us for Project for Awesome 2026! Full disclosure: the website is slow and you have to give your email address to sign in, but we would be so grateful for your vote!! projectforawesome.com/videos/proje...
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I understand I was really disruptive today but in my defense I’m literally a silly little guy
February 11, 2026 at 6:21 AM
I understand I was really disruptive today but in my defense I’m literally a silly little guy
Behaviores Report: yez indeed, anothur 100% goode day!
February 11, 2026 at 7:41 AM
Behaviores Report: yez indeed, anothur 100% goode day!
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I can’t stop laughing about “and from New Jersey”
February 10, 2026 at 10:58 PM
I can’t stop laughing about “and from New Jersey”
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Controversial, but we have a feeling RiffTrax's MST3K Kickstarter is going to do quite well. 🤷♂️
February 11, 2026 at 1:53 AM
Controversial, but we have a feeling RiffTrax's MST3K Kickstarter is going to do quite well. 🤷♂️
a healthful sa'alad, delishes!
February 11, 2026 at 1:19 AM
a healthful sa'alad, delishes!
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A dinosaur convention has banned all paleontologists who hung out with Epstein. SDinosaur conventions have stronger ethics and morals than the U.S.
February 10, 2026 at 9:29 PM
A dinosaur convention has banned all paleontologists who hung out with Epstein. SDinosaur conventions have stronger ethics and morals than the U.S.
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Rip out your Ring system!
It's being used by the MAGA nazi administration to hunt people!
It's being used by the MAGA nazi administration to hunt people!
February 10, 2026 at 8:28 PM
Rip out your Ring system!
It's being used by the MAGA nazi administration to hunt people!
It's being used by the MAGA nazi administration to hunt people!
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US Olympic Curling Team member speaks out against ICE:
"I'm proud to represent Team USA. But we'd be remiss if we didn't mention what's going on in Minnesota and what a tough time it's been. What's happening is wrong. There's no shades of gray."
"I'm proud to represent Team USA. But we'd be remiss if we didn't mention what's going on in Minnesota and what a tough time it's been. What's happening is wrong. There's no shades of gray."
February 10, 2026 at 8:58 PM
US Olympic Curling Team member speaks out against ICE:
"I'm proud to represent Team USA. But we'd be remiss if we didn't mention what's going on in Minnesota and what a tough time it's been. What's happening is wrong. There's no shades of gray."
"I'm proud to represent Team USA. But we'd be remiss if we didn't mention what's going on in Minnesota and what a tough time it's been. What's happening is wrong. There's no shades of gray."
Goodemorning Gonzobongos! Grosserys hav arrived and it waz okey
February 10, 2026 at 9:42 PM
Goodemorning Gonzobongos! Grosserys hav arrived and it waz okey
Shoulde i challendge thoze guise (yu kno tha ones) to a fite ousside tha uniqlo?
February 10, 2026 at 9:26 AM
Shoulde i challendge thoze guise (yu kno tha ones) to a fite ousside tha uniqlo?
Behaviores Report: 100% goode!
February 10, 2026 at 4:55 AM
Behaviores Report: 100% goode!
Goodemorning Gonzobongos! I hope this Moonday findes yu well
February 9, 2026 at 10:25 PM
Goodemorning Gonzobongos! I hope this Moonday findes yu well
Behaviores Report: 100% goode!
February 9, 2026 at 5:37 AM
Behaviores Report: 100% goode!
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#BadBunny's performers continued to dance and party outside the stadium after the #SuperBowl #HalftimeShow
February 9, 2026 at 1:58 AM
#BadBunny's performers continued to dance and party outside the stadium after the #SuperBowl #HalftimeShow
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Terrified Conservatives Lose Ability To Speak English After Exposure To Bad Bunny Performance https://theonion.com/terrified-conservatives-lose-ability-to-speak-english-after-exposure-to-bad-bunny-performance-dios-mio-cry-millions-of-panicking-republicans/
February 9, 2026 at 1:35 AM
Terrified Conservatives Lose Ability To Speak English After Exposure To Bad Bunny Performance https://theonion.com/terrified-conservatives-lose-ability-to-speak-english-after-exposure-to-bad-bunny-performance-dios-mio-cry-millions-of-panicking-republicans/