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I am unfortunately apparently writing a book about cartomancy being silly. PDX ☆ lone twin ☆ acearo, she/they ☆ Old ☆ ffxiv! primal/exodus/rina lhuil ☆ for gods sake buy me a drink https://ko-fi.com/A320MOR ☆ #handcrafts #cartomancy

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meg | open ur clown chakra @lazulisong.bsky.social · Aug 26

I could write SUCH a mean book about cartomancy you guys

meg | open ur clown chakra @lazulisong.bsky.social · 15h

Absolutely love how I can have two cups of coffee and a nice walk and be ready to sleep five hours after

meg | open ur clown chakra @lazulisong.bsky.social · 21h

TO BE FAIR he can see his hands but not his hair

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meg | open ur clown chakra @lazulisong.bsky.social · 1d

*ni mo

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meg | open ur clown chakra @lazulisong.bsky.social · 1d

I had convinced myself I wasn't gonna buy a hobonichi weeks since I have an avec and a Kinbor dupe but they got me with the pencil board of Ame ni Makazu

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meg | open ur clown chakra @lazulisong.bsky.social · 1d

You guys stopped?????

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meg | open ur clown chakra @lazulisong.bsky.social · 1d

Meg: hey can you let me know about the meeting on the day I'm coming down cause mom says they're going to a football game
Meg: and I'm not saying I'd rather be shot than go but I am saying that if those were my two options I'd have to think about it

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🏳️‍⚧️ Josephine Riesman (Horrifying) @josie.zone · 2d

Fact-checking should be legally required for all nonfiction books and publishers should pay for it

Zach Weinersmith @zachweinersmith.bsky.social · 2d

Do you have any extremely niche, but serious, ethical stances?

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meg | open ur clown chakra @lazulisong.bsky.social · 2d

All Portland memery aside I am sincerely happy to get them because my hair is past my shoulder blades and beginning to require an engineering degree to be contained without giving me a headache

meg | open ur clown chakra @lazulisong.bsky.social · 2d

When I asked my mom to get me frog clips I was not expecting like TWENTY TWO of them but viva la revolution I guess

Twenty two frog hair snap clips in a clear box

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Nu Pogodi! Enjoyer @lameposting.bsky.social · 2d

Microsoft hates computers AND everyone who uses them, whereas Apple only hates computers, and Linux only hates the people who use them. In this essay I will

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meg | open ur clown chakra @lazulisong.bsky.social · 3d

There comes a time when you weigh the cost of your time against the price of pre made and decide it's time to say fuck this

meg | open ur clown chakra @lazulisong.bsky.social · 3d

YES

meg | open ur clown chakra @lazulisong.bsky.social · 3d

Not to be lazy but why did god make pumpkin puree if not to save us the effort

meg | open ur clown chakra @lazulisong.bsky.social · 3d

I'm never going to be not not mad over how alcohol is one of the most effective pain killers for certain things and yet

meg | open ur clown chakra @lazulisong.bsky.social · 3d

Maybe I got drunk rather than deal with bodily pain and whatever is happening now maybe you should

meg | open ur clown chakra @lazulisong.bsky.social · 3d

Your mother is correct

meg | open ur clown chakra @lazulisong.bsky.social · 3d

I MISS HAVING DOG AND OR CAT

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meg | open ur clown chakra @lazulisong.bsky.social · 3d

First of all how dare u argue second of all how dare u win

meg | open ur clown chakra @lazulisong.bsky.social · 3d

You... you've managed to win one???

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meg | open ur clown chakra @lazulisong.bsky.social · 3d

٩( ᐛ )و ONWARD EVER UPWARD

meg | open ur clown chakra @lazulisong.bsky.social · 3d

In context yeah

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meg | open ur clown chakra @lazulisong.bsky.social · 3d

I didn't even question the Beethoven part I just had no idea how you got there??????

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meg | open ur clown chakra @lazulisong.bsky.social · 3d

Guys I saw this and thought I was having a stroke

This conversation, condensed by the app so Slippy is talking about surprise hotel wine on top and Rufus is talking about knotting Beethoven directly after

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meg | open ur clown chakra @lazulisong.bsky.social · 3d

If someone said this to me my only option would be to walk to the nearest bridge and jump.

Bouba's Delivery Service @fernmonkey.bsky.social · 3d

I know "who's this clown" is the ultimate insult, but for layered insults with many different implications I'm quite fond of "well, YOU haven't changed since Livejournal".

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meg | open ur clown chakra @lazulisong.bsky.social · 3d

Now I'm looking at frog hair stuff because you know what I do deserve a little treat this month