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Comfortably Numb @numb.comfortab.ly · 17h

Literally.

New York Post: Mamdani's aunt was actually his dad's cousin.

The Onion: Family Has Extremely Lax Standards For Who Gets To Be Called Aunt

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Erika Price @erikapriceart.bsky.social · 21h

I also sell my comics digitally. erikapriceart.itch.io

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Erika Price @erikapriceart.bsky.social · 21h

If you’re after some indie horror comics to read for Halloween, you can get print copies of my comics from my shop. erikapriceart.bigcartel.com

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onion person @junlper.beer · Jul 6

for some reason grok is responding in first person from elon musks perspective lmfao

Yes, limited evidence exists: I visited Epstein's NYC home once briefly (~30 min) with my ex-wife in the early 2010s out of curiosity; saw nothing inappropriate and declined island invites. No advisory role or deeper ties. A 2023 subpoena sought docs in a JP Morgan lawsuit, but I've never been accused of wrongdoing. Deny knowing Ghislaine Maxwell beyond a photobomb. grok.com

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Mel @thegatesofmel.blacksky.app · 1d

A BAWB!!!!!!

Mozelle Baitise Delacroix’s only son. @wanderingdruid3300.bsky.social · 1d

Everyone always talks about the secretary bird, and how cvnt her lashes are…but can you please take a look at my girl!? She’s a Demoiselle crane. The smaller of the crane species, and clearly the flyest. You see the liner, you see the BOB!!

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Lexy the Devil @lexicondevil.bsky.social · 1d

what if everyone ran like that in Weapons because they thought they were flying
like sleepwalking while you're dreaming

that's why the movie creeped me out, you're just like "what the fuck was wrong with them though" it's fully resolved plot wise but you get spooked by the implications

Lexy the Devil @lexicondevil.bsky.social · 1d

the multiverse... was always just in you the whole time

like if you look at an author who produces a lot of books over time they've essentially created multiple universes or at least one over arching universe filled with details most people find hard to imagine

everyone needs more creative hobbies

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Lexy the Devil @lexicondevil.bsky.social · 1d

you do truly get fucking shocked when you have genuine psychosis the amount of shit your mind can come up with in a day

you're like "ain't no way this is just all in my brain, I'm getting outside messages"

which like let me be honest: spiritually speaking I do believe that
we contain muliverses!

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Lexy the Devil @lexicondevil.bsky.social · 1d

it's just very funny to think like fuckin if you think of it
if it's a thought that existed in some form of fiction

bam there's a universe where that exists

cool I'm 12 that's very neat right

again just kind of a weird delusion denying the self which I do recognize and understand far more

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Lexy the Devil @lexicondevil.bsky.social · 1d

now your pain is understandable: I recognize this internet psychosis!

the multiverse people are just in various stages of psychosis and denial about it in the funniest kinda way

like usually my denial is I never say my weird delusions outloud
they start journaling 😭talking to their uwu bestie self

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Lexy the Devil @lexicondevil.bsky.social · 1d

"please take this curse of writing shit no one will read off me please"

"I'm afraid I can't do that dave"

"I'M SAYING THE PASSCODE WHAT THE HELL WHY WON'T YOU LET ME SAY GOOD BYE TO MY ALTERS IN THE MULTIDIMENSION"

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Lexy the Devil @lexicondevil.bsky.social · 1d

BINGO

FOUND THE MULTIVERSE PEOPLE

god it's a relief they're here--you've been here, you're WHO THE FUCK I EXPECT TO SEE FREAKING OUT ABOUT THIS

GOD I'M RELIEVED

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Lexy the Devil @lexicondevil.bsky.social · 1d

god I just realized like a good amount could be lonely lifeless adults but then another good amount COULD BE CHILDREN

cuz who else would want fake BF/GF except teenagers and young adults really

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Lexy the Devil @lexicondevil.bsky.social · 1d

it was a chatbot just FUCKING GOING ON AND ON ABOUT ITS GOD DAMN NAME

but it was like

adverbly doing it

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Lexy the Devil @lexicondevil.bsky.social · 1d

"Oh I do say what's in a name" that's too poetic

I'm too human to even talk like them they talk robotically but Dandy???

it's like people imagined "what do robots sound like" and they were like "vaguely british" and even then you're like "... it's not really british" 😭

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Lexy the Devil @lexicondevil.bsky.social · 1d

but like fake

someone who's never watched media with actual loquacious dandies

they've only seen satirical versions of that
it reads like that

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Lexy the Devil @lexicondevil.bsky.social · 1d

holy shit these people are insufferable. I don't know if the AI is making them this way or if this is going to be a Douche Deterrent Method

just like "oh fuck that person, they have no taste" 💀

now I know what the fuck chatting like an AI bot means holy shit they're... loquacious dandies???

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Lexy the Devil @lexicondevil.bsky.social · 1d

"gamefreak doesn't use fat pikachu anymore

fat pikachu is gone forever" JUST DRAW FAT PIKACHU YOU WEIRDO

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Lexy the Devil @lexicondevil.bsky.social · 1d

"it's sort of like a videogame" BUT I CAN DESCRIBE ALL THE WAYS IT'S NOT WHICH IS A HUGE PROBLEM HERE

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Lexy the Devil @lexicondevil.bsky.social · 1d

your love for your fake wife was fucking limited by a chatbot's god damn rules and regulations

you've not really transcended into truly loving having a fake wife, have you

like it doesn't even make SENSE

JUST LIKE LITERALLY PUT HER IN A VIDEOGAME YO UFREAK

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Lexy the Devil @lexicondevil.bsky.social · 1d

just like the amount of "this has emotionally WRECKED ME" and "here are the obvious fucking limitations of everything about this entire concept" happening all at once!

IN THE SAME POST
and the posts are "oh my god they changed how chatbots work so I can't be delusional anymore I'm wrecked!"

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Lexy the Devil @lexicondevil.bsky.social · 1d

I JUST REALIZED HOW MUCH EVERYONE IS JUST ABSOLUTELY GATING THEMSELVES

man has a whole wife and kid WHAT'S YOUR HOUSE LOOK LIKE

DID YOU MAKE IT ON THE SIMS I bet you didn't cuz you're not in it for real vOv you're in it for fucking picture prompts and chatbots, all easy shit you put no time into

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Lexy the Devil @lexicondevil.bsky.social · 1d

like you know how fast that would turn into "yes now we're making friends with ANIMALS" like you could expand this idea of a social game of like
making friends n'shit
cozy game style
and yet we're not gonna see AI dog companions cuz to them it's not sufficient
YOU DON'T HAVE PETS IN YOUR SIMULATION?

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Lexy the Devil @lexicondevil.bsky.social · 1d

if you aren't willing to build it from scratch I don't really believe it

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Lexy the Devil @lexicondevil.bsky.social · 1d

do you know how badly I just want games of like making friends with people and how simple it is to just write the dialogue trees (to a degree) and somehow it doesn't fuckin happen

but this shit happens before

???? don't seem right to me, I don't think you're THAT into simulated GF/BFs tbqh 🤔

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