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tinybaby @tiny.baby · 3h

we have got to start killing billionaires. is the first line that the villain speaks in the novel im writing. really though, in the real world, we have to kill these people. he continues

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lil miss anthrope @lilmissanthrope.bsky.social · 1h

it's pretty good, yeah

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lil miss anthrope @lilmissanthrope.bsky.social · 2h

yeah i bounced off the interface, too. the old one worked fine, idk why they had to fuck with it

but whatever, tarn and zach can have my $20

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lil miss anthrope @lilmissanthrope.bsky.social · 10h

huh, guess she didn't appease him hard enough

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lil miss anthrope @lilmissanthrope.bsky.social · 17h

walter white bangin your wife: i am the one who cucks

FreeLinkophant sHELLey B Woke - Living Saint of Purity🏳️‍⚧️🖤💜🤍 💛 @shelleybwoke.bsky.social · 17h

Walter white ascending to the papacy: I am the one who defrocks

Lexi’s Chainsaw Massacre @surrealhousewife.bsky.social · 17h

walter white while putting on a kinda-half-turtleneck: i am the one who mocks

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lil miss anthrope @lilmissanthrope.bsky.social · 17h

if they did that, i might watch a comic book movie

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lil miss anthrope @lilmissanthrope.bsky.social · 1d

i always liked 'em. also sardines, herrings, whatever fish u got in a can, really

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lil miss anthrope @lilmissanthrope.bsky.social · 1d

then the next day, labcorp sends me this:

yes they are, labcorp, but not the way you think

From: Labcorp
Subject: Are your testosterone levels affecting your quality of life?

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lil miss anthrope @lilmissanthrope.bsky.social · 1d

<3

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lil miss anthrope @lilmissanthrope.bsky.social · 1d

i'm leaving some cookies out iykwim ;)

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lil miss anthrope @lilmissanthrope.bsky.social · 1d

suddenly missing my '87 civic ;___;

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lil miss anthrope @lilmissanthrope.bsky.social · 1d

"you just haven't had the right dick yet", you know, the thing these dudes all say to lesbians

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lil miss anthrope @lilmissanthrope.bsky.social · 1d

we're still not allowed to call them the n-word, GJ

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lil miss anthrope @lilmissanthrope.bsky.social · 2d

it's what happens when you talk back to bigots too much

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lil miss anthrope @lilmissanthrope.bsky.social · 2d

when the people running *the inquisition* have you dragged home in chains for your human rights abuses, yeah, maybe you shouldn't have a holiday named after you

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