Lizzie Poste
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Currently giving gods of chaos, I have to be honest
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Being a godmother is the best thing in the whole world 😭 I’m so lucky to have so many beautiful babies in my life 🥹💕
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I could, but I fear nothing but the real thing will bring me happiness
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I think my pits will win! They’re already racing ahead. Do you think it’s like fingernails and toenails? The hairs closer to your feet grow slower? 😂
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It’s heartbreaking!!!!!
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I was at the same showing of Cole Escola’s Oh, Mary! in New York as Steven Spielberg but because I don’t watch movies or know anything about directors I literally had no idea and couldn’t have pointed him out if I tried
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Right folks. Feeling rather down at the moment so bringing back an oldie

Please Quote this with your most minor celebrity interaction
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Have to remove my beloved bush for medical reasons (vom), and am now praying nightly for it to grow, à la someone waiting for puberty. I’m growing my pit hair in solidarity to encourage the bush via parallel play/body doubling 😌🌳✨
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Also activism doesn’t look like one thing! It’s people responding in whatever way feels strong, helpful and authentic to themselves 🐸
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That makes sense – slow and steady. I hope your reactions calm down and you feel better soon 🥰
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Ohhh I thought the point was to help regulate blood sugar? You poor thing ☹️
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I mean in fairness, we’re pretty gross too, and we get to add blood to the mix 🥴
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They literally use it as an excuse to ban trans women, citing bathrooms as a safe space for women to do things like wash their pants if they have a spill etc. Utterly deranged
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Don’t mind me! We literally have biohazard bins for our tampons etc., but apparently everyone is totally fine with strangers’ blood all over their sinks 😌 wow, isn’t exclusionary womanhood wonderful? 💅
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Every time I’ve got my period and use a public loo, I think about the terf fever dream of women regularly washing their knickers in the public bathroom sinks 💀
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Omg that’s killer actually. I’m trying it next time 🙏
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Well I can’t do that, but I can glare at them from afar
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At last!!! Machine free 😌
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Men get off your phone and actually do the exercise you’re hogging the machine for challenge (these blokes are turning me into a boomer)
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Julie is there to keep me humble 😌
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She’s literally on my board of favourite girls 😭
A pin up board with a picture of
Dolly Parton with a kitten, Julie Andrews is in the corner
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Goddddddd I don’t think I could cope
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Aah thank you lovely! I usually have my hair down, so it felt like a nice excuse to put them on 🎀
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It literally travels around my body 😭 every hour is a new and exciting hell!