Lizzie Poste
@lizzieposte.bsky.social
So delighted to be off Spotify! It’s been on my list for ages, and honestly, if anyone’s holding on to their account, it took me all of 15 minutes to set up a Tidal account, transfer my playlists and cancel my Spotify account, and most of that was finding the delete account button for Spotify
December 9, 2025 at 10:03 AM
So delighted to be off Spotify! It’s been on my list for ages, and honestly, if anyone’s holding on to their account, it took me all of 15 minutes to set up a Tidal account, transfer my playlists and cancel my Spotify account, and most of that was finding the delete account button for Spotify
Okay I don’t know who sent a magical hidden NGL but I like your style. An anonymous message from an anonymous person. Not quite nothing, but not quite something either! (PS yes, feel free to send smut, for the person who asked ☺️)
December 8, 2025 at 8:41 AM
Okay I don’t know who sent a magical hidden NGL but I like your style. An anonymous message from an anonymous person. Not quite nothing, but not quite something either! (PS yes, feel free to send smut, for the person who asked ☺️)
Easiest mode on earth
December 8, 2025 at 8:32 AM
Easiest mode on earth
We’re officially allowed to put them in our ears now
December 8, 2025 at 8:30 AM
We’re officially allowed to put them in our ears now
Men should never be allowed to write articles about Marilyn Monroe holy shit 💀 put this dork ass loser in prison for life
December 7, 2025 at 3:45 AM
Men should never be allowed to write articles about Marilyn Monroe holy shit 💀 put this dork ass loser in prison for life
Not having a crush anymore sucks because now my hidden folder is just photos of my various rashes
December 6, 2025 at 9:59 AM
Not having a crush anymore sucks because now my hidden folder is just photos of my various rashes
I love FB marketplace. Yes let’s haggle over this piece of shit neither of us really wants hehehee cash only babyyyy
December 6, 2025 at 8:41 AM
I love FB marketplace. Yes let’s haggle over this piece of shit neither of us really wants hehehee cash only babyyyy
Sometimes you’re eating dinner and you look over and see your perfect, gentle little canary reaching out to nibble on a tiny piece of broccolini and it’s like. Yes. We are siblings. And I love you
December 4, 2025 at 11:02 AM
Sometimes you’re eating dinner and you look over and see your perfect, gentle little canary reaching out to nibble on a tiny piece of broccolini and it’s like. Yes. We are siblings. And I love you
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it is extra legal to call bruce lehrmann a rapist now
December 3, 2025 at 3:02 AM
it is extra legal to call bruce lehrmann a rapist now
In great news, I’ve woken up with the most painful, swollen lips, so I’m now ready to join Love Island UK 😌 audition tape below
December 3, 2025 at 12:48 AM
In great news, I’ve woken up with the most painful, swollen lips, so I’m now ready to join Love Island UK 😌 audition tape below
Aussie Broadband’s hold music is just a lady reading a bunch of jokes stolen from Twitter, which is a real choice???
December 2, 2025 at 8:23 AM
Aussie Broadband’s hold music is just a lady reading a bunch of jokes stolen from Twitter, which is a real choice???
BISCO IS SINGING AGAIN!!!!! He hasn’t sung since he got ill, but he just sat on his disco ball and sung along to the kettle and I cried and I’m so happy! My little man! My sweet songsmith! My tiny slice of musical burned toast!!! 😭🙌
December 2, 2025 at 7:05 AM
BISCO IS SINGING AGAIN!!!!! He hasn’t sung since he got ill, but he just sat on his disco ball and sung along to the kettle and I cried and I’m so happy! My little man! My sweet songsmith! My tiny slice of musical burned toast!!! 😭🙌
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A writer is a person who cares what words mean, what they say, how they say it. Writers know words are their way towards truth and freedom, and so they use them with care, with thought, with fear, with delight. By using words well they strengthen their souls.
December 1, 2025 at 6:43 AM
A writer is a person who cares what words mean, what they say, how they say it. Writers know words are their way towards truth and freedom, and so they use them with care, with thought, with fear, with delight. By using words well they strengthen their souls.
I don’t know if it’s just a me problem, but I’m not enjoying buying this flat. I’m sleeping really badly, can’t focus on anything, feel super paralysed by the whole experience?? It’s like a constant, lowkey whine in the background of my brain and I feel curmudgeonly for not being excited!
December 1, 2025 at 6:32 AM
I don’t know if it’s just a me problem, but I’m not enjoying buying this flat. I’m sleeping really badly, can’t focus on anything, feel super paralysed by the whole experience?? It’s like a constant, lowkey whine in the background of my brain and I feel curmudgeonly for not being excited!
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Getting real sick of everything being called AI.
The latest is from our tech space calling a daily, automated report “AI”.
Fucking buzzwords, this is just a script that runs on a timer and sends an email with a handful of data points.
Does this mean my email handling rules are AI?
The latest is from our tech space calling a daily, automated report “AI”.
Fucking buzzwords, this is just a script that runs on a timer and sends an email with a handful of data points.
Does this mean my email handling rules are AI?
November 30, 2025 at 11:40 PM
Getting real sick of everything being called AI.
The latest is from our tech space calling a daily, automated report “AI”.
Fucking buzzwords, this is just a script that runs on a timer and sends an email with a handful of data points.
Does this mean my email handling rules are AI?
The latest is from our tech space calling a daily, automated report “AI”.
Fucking buzzwords, this is just a script that runs on a timer and sends an email with a handful of data points.
Does this mean my email handling rules are AI?
New Knives Out is about an hour too long but redeems itself in outstanding fashion with Tom Wait’s Come On Up To The House as its closer 🥹
November 30, 2025 at 10:39 AM
New Knives Out is about an hour too long but redeems itself in outstanding fashion with Tom Wait’s Come On Up To The House as its closer 🥹
AI videos suck for soooo many reasons, but one of the worst so far is telling my mum the parrot she’s been following on IG is AI, and her saying ‘it’s okay, I just feel stupid’. Stop making my very clever mum fell stupid, you bastards!!
November 29, 2025 at 11:22 AM
AI videos suck for soooo many reasons, but one of the worst so far is telling my mum the parrot she’s been following on IG is AI, and her saying ‘it’s okay, I just feel stupid’. Stop making my very clever mum fell stupid, you bastards!!
Yay! Did my reading at UWA last night and everyone laughed at my jokes (my one and only goal)
November 27, 2025 at 3:26 AM
Yay! Did my reading at UWA last night and everyone laughed at my jokes (my one and only goal)
Incredible things happening on r/Canaries. Adore this whole situation and the owner’s wholehearted acceptance of his new family members
November 26, 2025 at 2:20 PM
Incredible things happening on r/Canaries. Adore this whole situation and the owner’s wholehearted acceptance of his new family members
Something I enjoyed about the not-very-good second Wicked movie is they invented all these fantasy Ozian animals and then just chucked in a totally unedited shoebill stork and a kangaroo like yeah these freaks don’t need any changes
November 26, 2025 at 5:48 AM
Something I enjoyed about the not-very-good second Wicked movie is they invented all these fantasy Ozian animals and then just chucked in a totally unedited shoebill stork and a kangaroo like yeah these freaks don’t need any changes
I’m not finished Inferno yet, but pretty sure Dante’s circle of hell for transphobes is going to be a single gender neutral public bathroom and the desperate need to piss
November 25, 2025 at 11:08 AM
I’m not finished Inferno yet, but pretty sure Dante’s circle of hell for transphobes is going to be a single gender neutral public bathroom and the desperate need to piss
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i have a slightly different view on gender and i think there is a potential second axis we could be exploring
November 24, 2025 at 12:16 PM
i have a slightly different view on gender and i think there is a potential second axis we could be exploring
Gender is a spectrum from just wanting have fun to being back in town, and to varying degrees, each of us contains attributes of both, which is a beautiful thing
November 24, 2025 at 3:15 AM
Gender is a spectrum from just wanting have fun to being back in town, and to varying degrees, each of us contains attributes of both, which is a beautiful thing
Soz for the Bad Site link, but I can’t find it anywhere else. New Issy Wood rocks and it’s asexual rep at its finest?! Unexpected but stunning?
November 23, 2025 at 9:47 AM
Soz for the Bad Site link, but I can’t find it anywhere else. New Issy Wood rocks and it’s asexual rep at its finest?! Unexpected but stunning?