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Lizzie Poste
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lizzieposte.bsky.social
I think the KWS scan should tell you how old it thinks you are and recommend cosmetic surgery it thinks you need, just as a sort of cherry on top of this whole farce
December 10, 2025 at 12:53 AM
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thewrongnoel.bsky.social
Framing the teen social media ban as standing up to big tech to protect the children is such bullshit.
If they had any desire to stand up to big tech they’d tax it properly.
December 10, 2025 at 12:21 AM
lizzieposte.bsky.social
So delighted to be off Spotify! It’s been on my list for ages, and honestly, if anyone’s holding on to their account, it took me all of 15 minutes to set up a Tidal account, transfer my playlists and cancel my Spotify account, and most of that was finding the delete account button for Spotify
December 9, 2025 at 10:03 AM
lizzieposte.bsky.social
Okay I don’t know who sent a magical hidden NGL but I like your style. An anonymous message from an anonymous person. Not quite nothing, but not quite something either! (PS yes, feel free to send smut, for the person who asked ☺️)
An NGL home page with one message blurred out
December 8, 2025 at 8:41 AM
lizzieposte.bsky.social
Easiest mode on earth
December 8, 2025 at 8:32 AM
lizzieposte.bsky.social
We’re officially allowed to put them in our ears now
pleasebegneiss.bsky.social slate @pleasebegneiss.bsky.social · 2d
i welcome our q-tip overlords
post from q-tips captioned “something big is coming 12/9” over image of large shadow on moon’s surface in foreground and earth in background
December 8, 2025 at 8:30 AM
lizzieposte.bsky.social
Men should never be allowed to write articles about Marilyn Monroe holy shit 💀 put this dork ass loser in prison for life
A screenshot of a Guardian article that reads: Monroel How did she get away with flaunting such raw sexuality? For no amount of airbrushing or euphemistic costuming could hide the fact, amply attested to in Arnold's photographs of her, that this was a real woman, with a shape - slightly dumpy, with plump thighs and a big bum - not all that much different from that of your mother, or your wife, or that girl down the street you always fancied. A large part of her attraction for men, and probably for women, too, was that she was ordinary, and yet a phantom out of the sweatiest of night-time dreams. Following on from the first screenshot: a nose like that could be described as a classic beauty - and the bone structure of her face was weak. When she was not "being" MM, many of the people she met did not recognise her and refused to believe she was Marilyn. Yet, when she was in front of the camera, she was luminous. "Up close," Arnold tells us, "around the periphery of her face there was a dusting of faint down. This light fuzz trapped light and caused an aureole to form, giving her a faint glow on film ..."
December 7, 2025 at 3:45 AM
lizzieposte.bsky.social
Not having a crush anymore sucks because now my hidden folder is just photos of my various rashes
December 6, 2025 at 9:59 AM
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I love FB marketplace. Yes let’s haggle over this piece of shit neither of us really wants hehehee cash only babyyyy
December 6, 2025 at 8:41 AM
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Sometimes you’re eating dinner and you look over and see your perfect, gentle little canary reaching out to nibble on a tiny piece of broccolini and it’s like. Yes. We are siblings. And I love you
December 4, 2025 at 11:02 AM
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tanyavolt.bsky.social
it is extra legal to call bruce lehrmann a rapist now
December 3, 2025 at 3:02 AM
lizzieposte.bsky.social
In great news, I’ve woken up with the most painful, swollen lips, so I’m now ready to join Love Island UK 😌 audition tape below
Lizzie in the shower doing a thumbs down (not a boohorny as no norks visible) with massive fat lips
December 3, 2025 at 12:48 AM
lizzieposte.bsky.social
Aussie Broadband’s hold music is just a lady reading a bunch of jokes stolen from Twitter, which is a real choice???
December 2, 2025 at 8:23 AM
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BISCO IS SINGING AGAIN!!!!! He hasn’t sung since he got ill, but he just sat on his disco ball and sung along to the kettle and I cried and I’m so happy! My little man! My sweet songsmith! My tiny slice of musical burned toast!!! 😭🙌
A perfect, handsome green and yellow canary sitting on a food bowl in a bird cage. He looks a bit like burned panettone
December 2, 2025 at 7:05 AM
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leguinbot.bsky.social
A writer is a person who cares what words mean, what they say, how they say it. Writers know words are their way towards truth and freedom, and so they use them with care, with thought, with fear, with delight. By using words well they strengthen their souls.
December 1, 2025 at 6:43 AM
lizzieposte.bsky.social
I don’t know if it’s just a me problem, but I’m not enjoying buying this flat. I’m sleeping really badly, can’t focus on anything, feel super paralysed by the whole experience?? It’s like a constant, lowkey whine in the background of my brain and I feel curmudgeonly for not being excited!
December 1, 2025 at 6:32 AM
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reidparker.bsky.social
Getting real sick of everything being called AI.

The latest is from our tech space calling a daily, automated report “AI”.

Fucking buzzwords, this is just a script that runs on a timer and sends an email with a handful of data points.

Does this mean my email handling rules are AI?
November 30, 2025 at 11:40 PM
lizzieposte.bsky.social
New Knives Out is about an hour too long but redeems itself in outstanding fashion with Tom Wait’s Come On Up To The House as its closer 🥹
November 30, 2025 at 10:39 AM
lizzieposte.bsky.social
AI videos suck for soooo many reasons, but one of the worst so far is telling my mum the parrot she’s been following on IG is AI, and her saying ‘it’s okay, I just feel stupid’. Stop making my very clever mum fell stupid, you bastards!!
November 29, 2025 at 11:22 AM
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Yay! Did my reading at UWA last night and everyone laughed at my jokes (my one and only goal)
Self presenting in front of an audience who I promise are cackling gaily at my hilarious jokes
November 27, 2025 at 3:26 AM
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Incredible things happening on r/Canaries. Adore this whole situation and the owner’s wholehearted acceptance of his new family members
A Reddit post showing an aviary with the title: Bought a house that came with canaries and not sure what to do. The post text, which reads: 1. How do I clean all the poo? 2. How often do I clean the poo up? 3. How often do I change the stuff on the floor? 4. Do I clean it with all the birds inside it or will that stress them out? should I feed them first before trying to clean or after they have eaten? There is a scraper and brush and shovel so l've tried to use that to clean poo up but can I use soapy water or anything too? 5. Do I clean their beds? They seem to have little pots with stuff in them to sleep in. 6. What is the white stuff in the container? it wasn't labeled but I'm thinking oats? Do I mix that with the seed mix or just give it on its own and how often? 7. How often do I give the dried meal worms? (The seem to love those!) 8. Is there too many birds in this cage or is it okay? 9. Should I get them more play stuff? 10. What are the things in the last photo? should I clean them too and change the stuff inside them? Any help would be much appreciated, I want my new birds to be happy and healthy.
November 26, 2025 at 2:20 PM
lizzieposte.bsky.social
Something I enjoyed about the not-very-good second Wicked movie is they invented all these fantasy Ozian animals and then just chucked in a totally unedited shoebill stork and a kangaroo like yeah these freaks don’t need any changes
November 26, 2025 at 5:48 AM
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miriamgrace.bsky.social
Hello network. This is real shit. I’m looking for transgender, nonbinary, or gender nonconforming front and back end web designers for a project to help trans people get housing in NJ. This is a paid opportunity.

Please share this if you see it, and my DMs are open for more information. Tysm 🩵🩷🤍🩷🩵
November 25, 2025 at 3:15 PM
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I’m not finished Inferno yet, but pretty sure Dante’s circle of hell for transphobes is going to be a single gender neutral public bathroom and the desperate need to piss
November 25, 2025 at 11:08 AM
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aodhan.bsky.social
i have a slightly different view on gender and i think there is a potential second axis we could be exploring
a horizontal pink-to-blue line with feminine on the left and masculine on the right a vertical green-to-orange line with "just want to have fun" at the top and "back in town" at the bottom
November 24, 2025 at 12:16 PM