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Lizzie Poste
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It goes without saying that the writer looks like a shoe, but I won’t stoop to posting his pic. Instead, let’s admire this dumpy woman with weak facial features who looks like ya mum
Marilyn in her 30s, looking gorgeous Marilyn again, gorgeous again Marilyn doing a little dance, still lovely Marilyn in a hat, stunning
December 7, 2025 at 3:51 AM
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Men should never be allowed to write articles about Marilyn Monroe holy shit 💀 put this dork ass loser in prison for life
A screenshot of a Guardian article that reads: Monroel How did she get away with flaunting such raw sexuality? For no amount of airbrushing or euphemistic costuming could hide the fact, amply attested to in Arnold's photographs of her, that this was a real woman, with a shape - slightly dumpy, with plump thighs and a big bum - not all that much different from that of your mother, or your wife, or that girl down the street you always fancied. A large part of her attraction for men, and probably for women, too, was that she was ordinary, and yet a phantom out of the sweatiest of night-time dreams. Following on from the first screenshot: a nose like that could be described as a classic beauty - and the bone structure of her face was weak. When she was not "being" MM, many of the people she met did not recognise her and refused to believe she was Marilyn. Yet, when she was in front of the camera, she was luminous. "Up close," Arnold tells us, "around the periphery of her face there was a dusting of faint down. This light fuzz trapped light and caused an aureole to form, giving her a faint glow on film ..."
December 7, 2025 at 3:45 AM
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Hey so how’s the weather, beloved internet pals? Getting the vibe it’s a bit warm @stilgherrian.com
December 6, 2025 at 8:54 AM
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Here’s Biscotti during cold and flu season!
A perfect yellow and green canary standing on a kitchen counter next to a sheet of cold and flu tablets
December 6, 2025 at 12:46 AM
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Ma’am, if I may
A Spotify wrapped listening age of 100
December 5, 2025 at 1:02 AM
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Part 2: Kylie confronts Ricky about his kitchen habits with Gemma
December 3, 2025 at 12:53 AM
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Love Island UK, I’m ready to be a star
December 3, 2025 at 12:49 AM
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In great news, I’ve woken up with the most painful, swollen lips, so I’m now ready to join Love Island UK 😌 audition tape below
Lizzie in the shower doing a thumbs down (not a boohorny as no norks visible) with massive fat lips
December 3, 2025 at 12:48 AM
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BISCO IS SINGING AGAIN!!!!! He hasn’t sung since he got ill, but he just sat on his disco ball and sung along to the kettle and I cried and I’m so happy! My little man! My sweet songsmith! My tiny slice of musical burned toast!!! 😭🙌
A perfect, handsome green and yellow canary sitting on a food bowl in a bird cage. He looks a bit like burned panettone
December 2, 2025 at 7:05 AM
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Yay! Did my reading at UWA last night and everyone laughed at my jokes (my one and only goal)
Self presenting in front of an audience who I promise are cackling gaily at my hilarious jokes
November 27, 2025 at 3:26 AM
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Incredible things happening on r/Canaries. Adore this whole situation and the owner’s wholehearted acceptance of his new family members
A Reddit post showing an aviary with the title: Bought a house that came with canaries and not sure what to do. The post text, which reads: 1. How do I clean all the poo? 2. How often do I clean the poo up? 3. How often do I change the stuff on the floor? 4. Do I clean it with all the birds inside it or will that stress them out? should I feed them first before trying to clean or after they have eaten? There is a scraper and brush and shovel so l've tried to use that to clean poo up but can I use soapy water or anything too? 5. Do I clean their beds? They seem to have little pots with stuff in them to sleep in. 6. What is the white stuff in the container? it wasn't labeled but I'm thinking oats? Do I mix that with the seed mix or just give it on its own and how often? 7. How often do I give the dried meal worms? (The seem to love those!) 8. Is there too many birds in this cage or is it okay? 9. Should I get them more play stuff? 10. What are the things in the last photo? should I clean them too and change the stuff inside them? Any help would be much appreciated, I want my new birds to be happy and healthy.
November 26, 2025 at 2:20 PM
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I deleted the post because LORD KNOWS we cannot be normal here. Here’s my bird, who rocks
A green and yellow canary perched on a chair with the sun shining on his glorious form
November 20, 2025 at 5:34 AM
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Yessss! I have this with scrampled egg too 🥹
A meme of a kitten with glazed eyes and a silly expression that reads no thoughts brain scrampled egg
November 19, 2025 at 10:56 PM
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Wicked fit check. Film was fine! Obviously For Good made me howl, but that’s just because those two skinny witches are soulmates and should’ve ended up together. The rest was … I mean we got a reprisal of the worst song from the first half and a few dull new ones. A solid 6/10, see with the girls
Lizzie wearing a green dress with green eyeshadow smiling at the camera Lizzie and her new bike Rosalía on the train
November 19, 2025 at 2:11 PM
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Nothing changed my personal vocabulary quicker
A serving dish of spinach that has a dymo label on it reading ‘spinch’
November 18, 2025 at 10:42 PM
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Just deliciousness 🥹 courtesy miss Bean
A Falseknees comic that shows a chicken running around happily. It’s saying: HA HA WHEEEEEE! BOY! IN THIS KOOKY WORLD OF OURS I SURE AM LUCKY TO BE CHICKEN Lizzie years ago holding a very relaxed chicken and kissing her on her perfect little head
November 17, 2025 at 11:38 PM
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Throwback to the time one of my chickens laid a magical egg ✨
A basket of brown eggs with one pure white egg in the middle. The text reads: Okay, so one of the girls has laid what is clearly a magical egg. What could be inside? A ring? A wish? Another universe?
November 17, 2025 at 12:39 PM
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Tracks.
A tumblr post by velidewrites that reads: How are we doing today ladies. Are we still losing it. Are we going completely insane
November 17, 2025 at 7:32 AM
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I’m sorry to be a pedant, but if you hear anyone tying to say Frankenstein’s creature was canonically hot, here are some handy quotes to whip out. I don’t care about adaptation accuracy! Make him hot!! But let’s not kid ourselves about the actual words on the page pls
A screenshot of an Instagram comment section. Comment 1 says: Also him being good looking is accurate to the book With Lizzie’s reply, which reads: Not really! His intention was for him to be gorgeous, but aside from the teeth and hair, he failed. Some quotes from the book ☺️ 'I had selected his features as beautiful. Beautiful! - Great God! His yellow skin scarcely covered the work of muscles and arteries beneath; his hair was of lustrous black, and flowing; his teeth of pearly whiteness; but these luxuriances only formed a more horrid contrast with his watery eyes ... his shrivelled complexion and straight black lips! 'I had gazed upon him while unfinished; he was ugly then; but when those muscles and joints were rendered capable of motion, it became a thing such as even Dante could not have conceived!’
November 16, 2025 at 3:17 AM
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A moment of silence for the lads I got to witness realising they’d hung their billboard upside down 🙃🥲
A giant billboard at an intersection, with the entire image upside down and some unidentifiable people in hi-vis staring at it glumly
November 14, 2025 at 5:03 AM
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Unusual Pet Vet doing the absolute most this morning 🥹😭💕
A screenshot of a text with a picture of Biscotti and text that reads: Good morning! I am very happy today, well I was until the mean nurse made me have medicine. I do like the snacks though! Love Biscotti
November 14, 2025 at 3:00 AM
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Thanks! I did a bunch of them years ago!
November 13, 2025 at 11:05 PM
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1. Biscotti is going well in hospital!

2. Weird one, but I’m going through my old art, and I have this paper collage of Marilyn that I made with hole-punched paint samples yonks ago that can’t quite bring myself to throw away! Would anyone like it? Happy to post in Aus 🖤🩶
November 13, 2025 at 12:33 PM
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Bisco is sick 🥺 He’s at the best vet in the world, but he’s been admitted to hospital for monitoring 😣 Pls keep him in your hearts!
A tiny yellow and green canary being held in a towel while a vet checks his eyes with a torch
November 13, 2025 at 3:26 AM
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God I wish she were still here 😔
Lizzie’s arm in a blue cardigan with a beautiful ginger tabby cat curled around it. She’s fast asleep with her paw over Lizzie’s arm
November 12, 2025 at 11:21 AM