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Memos from Saeder-Krupp President & CEO, Lofwyr. Memos by Executive Assistant unless marked. (Fan Account) #Lofwyr #Cyberpunk #SaederKrupp #Shadowrun  “I’m often very alarmed and confused by this account.” -Tom Dowd [Also on Discord and Mastodon]

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Memos From Lofwyr @lofwyrmemos.bsky.social · Feb 2

This is an in-character fan account and does not advocate non-imaginary crimes.

Views are those of an imaginary dragon. 
Also on Discord: discord.gg/6WRBhZY7

And Mastodon: shadowland.social/@Memos_from_...

#Shadowrun

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Memos From Lofwyr @lofwyrmemos.bsky.social · 22h

MEMO:

HR will be testing a pilot program which will replace the Performance Improvement Plan with the Performance Example Plan, wherein poor performance will be made an example of.

#Shadowrun

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Memos From Lofwyr @lofwyrmemos.bsky.social · 2d

MEMO:

Jackbooted goons have their place, employees, but over-reliance on them only exposes their limitations. (And yours.) -L

#Shadowrun

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Memos From Lofwyr @lofwyrmemos.bsky.social · 3d

MEMO:

Personal VTOL arrivals to the shareholder meeting on top of the Paris arcology are being diverted as the protesters surrounding the building apparently have a large supply of balloons and incendiary devices.

#Shadowrun

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Memos From Lofwyr @lofwyrmemos.bsky.social · 4d

My sentiments exactly. -L

#Shadowrun

Perianwyr @perianwyr.bsky.social · 5d

Explain your username:

I'm a dragon. Fuck you.

Mx. D. D. Ward (they/them) @ddwardiswriting.bsky.social · 5d

Explain your username:

I'm DD Ward. And I am, or ought to be, writing.

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Friend Computer @friend-computer.bsky.social · 5d

! MISSION ALERT !

Attention Troubleshooter:
Report to briefing room CRS-4533/gamma immediately!
Nature of Mission: CLASSIFIED!
Estimated Time Required: CLASSIFIED!
Briefing Officer: CLASSIFIED!

This assignment will be very safe and lots of fun. Your next of kin have been notified.

#ttrpg

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Memos From Lofwyr @lofwyrmemos.bsky.social · 6d

You are like a bad penny. -L

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Memos From Lofwyr @lofwyrmemos.bsky.social · 7d

I’ve only known a few who could master it. It’s not easy. -L

Memos From Lofwyr @lofwyrmemos.bsky.social · 7d

MEMO:

Anyone up on 117 should know that the lunch drone is late because Craig has fashioned it into a sort of machete and she is roaming the halls with it.

So lunch will be late and lock your office door.

#Shadowrun

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Dylan Archbold 🇵🇷🇺🇦🇵🇸🏳️‍🌈 @dylanarchbold.bsky.social · 8d

The Ork Rights Commission declares this month to be Orktober!

#shadowrun

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Memos From Lofwyr @lofwyrmemos.bsky.social · 9d

MEMO:

Onomatopoeia is no longer allowed in incident report forms.

Something going *splutch*, while evocative, does not provide any usable information for the Industrial Hygiene team.

Thank you.

#Shadowrun

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Memos From Lofwyr @lofwyrmemos.bsky.social · 10d

Just a little something we are working on for the SOX. -L

Memos From Lofwyr @lofwyrmemos.bsky.social · 10d

a man in a suit and a white shirt is standing in front of a door .

ALT: a man in a suit and a white shirt is standing in front of a door .

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Memos From Lofwyr @lofwyrmemos.bsky.social · 10d

MEMO:

Employees, Mr. Lofwyr knows that extractions spike right before a large project is coming due, so he hires a number of teams himself. Can you be sure that you’ve hired the right one to get you out?

(No.)

#Shadowrun

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Memos From Lofwyr @lofwyrmemos.bsky.social · 11d

MEMO:

Jensen, please plan to attend our one-on-one meeting in person tomorrow. -L

#Shadowrun

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Memos From Lofwyr @lofwyrmemos.bsky.social · 13d

MEMO:

This was the final image before Grossman’s security feed cut out. I guess we can close the book on that one.

#Shadowrun

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Memos From Lofwyr @lofwyrmemos.bsky.social · 13d

MEMO:

Subsidiary Barrytech’s H-55 cyberarm is being recalled due to a defect in the neural interface which can activate the brain’s pleasure centers when the arm is set to “crush.”

We are trying to get these off the streets before the thrill-kill gangs find out about it.

#Shadowrun

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Memos From Lofwyr @lofwyrmemos.bsky.social · 14d

MEMO:

Saeder-Krupp’s position remains that the construction of a fusion facility on Spitsbergen is for energy reliability purposes in Scandinavia. Claims that the energy is being diverted to the floor of the Arctic Ocean are false.

#Shadowrun

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Memos From Lofwyr @lofwyrmemos.bsky.social · 15d

That is a certain purple-eyed youngster I have the misfortune of knowing. -L

Memos From Lofwyr @lofwyrmemos.bsky.social · 18d

MEMO:

Contrary to rumor, my assistant is not dead, merely recuperating. Memos shall resume shortly. -L

#Shadowrun

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Memos From Lofwyr @lofwyrmemos.bsky.social · Sep 10

MEMO:

Maintenance is replacing an electrical outlet in the hallway outside my office today. Yesterday an FBI agent materialized out of it and wandered off in a fugue state. Mr. L says this happens every 25 years or so but it’s nothing to worry about.

#Shadowrun

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Memos From Lofwyr @lofwyrmemos.bsky.social · Sep 6

MEMO:

I am pleased to announce that the SK has successfully completed a series of fiscal, military, and shadow maneuvers to secure a dominant share of global pumpkin spice reserves.

#Shadowrun

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Memos From Lofwyr @lofwyrmemos.bsky.social · Sep 5

There’s a series of fine meshes one must navigate to make upper management. -L

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Memos From Lofwyr @lofwyrmemos.bsky.social · Sep 5

MEMO:

Strange goings on in the woods outside small towns are best left alone.

We’ve lost our share of thaumaturgical project managers to their own hubris in that regard. -L

#Shadowrun

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Memos From Lofwyr @lofwyrmemos.bsky.social · Sep 4

MEMO:

All available security staff please report to the mezzanine on Level 8. A ghost lemur got in somehow and nobody can catch the fragging thing.

Ah, drek, not the chandelier!

#Shadowrun

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Memos From Lofwyr @lofwyrmemos.bsky.social · Sep 4

I am far more discerning with my payouts. -L