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Joel DeWitte

Joel DeWitte

@lolmonade.bsky.social

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Joel DeWitte @lolmonade.bsky.social · Jun 17

You can be wrong as long as it’s entertaining.

Joel DeWitte @lolmonade.bsky.social · 12h

$500 Vampire Survivors machine here.

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Joel DeWitte @lolmonade.bsky.social · 21h

Yes.

Joel DeWitte @lolmonade.bsky.social · 1d

Cool.

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youtu.be/Foggkeiwlp0?...

Canada gets a 10% tariff thanks to Republicans being confronted with how far they’ve fallen.

Former US president Ronald Reagan FULL 1987 speech on tariffs and free trade

YouTube video by Global News

Joel DeWitte @lolmonade.bsky.social · 2d

When we hit the 2nd Great Depression, a small comfort will be that the man whose self esteem is tied to his name will have it tarred as shantytowns the way Hoover was.

Reposted by Joel DeWitte

Nintendo World Report @nintendonwr.bsky.social · 4d

Joel DeWitte @lolmonade.bsky.social · 5d

spotify.link/JYvwWWdeIXb

Thrice rules. This album rules.

Joel DeWitte @lolmonade.bsky.social · 5d

Admittedly my experience more matches Guillaume’s purchasing habits. I don’t have firsthand view of EAs internal metrics, but my broken business brain can’t make sense of this logic outside of a mindset that price increases are an infinite money glitch.

bsky.app/profile/guil...

GuillaumefromRFN @guillaumenwr.bsky.social · 5d

I dunno.
Last time I got a retail game at launch was Pikmin 4 last year? And Mario Kart World in the bundle I guess, cheaper than buying the game and console separately but far from cheap.
I'm literally about to head to the local library to get Bananza 3 months after release. #GamesDiscourse

The "you guys are getting paid" National Lampoon's Vacation remake meme but with "you guys are getting games at full price?"

Joel DeWitte @lolmonade.bsky.social · 5d

Suggesting games should be that expensive belies a misunderstanding (or no consideration for) price elasticity. Really tired of the onus being on the customer to make video game production sustainable instead of scrutinizing a ballooning cost of video game development.

Joel DeWitte @lolmonade.bsky.social · 5d

It’s the worst.

Joel DeWitte @lolmonade.bsky.social · 5d

Joel DeWitte @lolmonade.bsky.social · 5d

Games from this year I’m interested in that might not (probably won’t? get around to.

Expedition 33
The Alters
Hollow Knight: Silksong
Ninja Gaiden 4
Citizen Sleeper 2
Sonic Racing: Crossworlds
Split Fiction

What other games should I have played but won’t?

Joel DeWitte @lolmonade.bsky.social · 6d

This & infamous are the Sony franchises I miss the most after my PSN account was jailed on me.

Wario64 @wario64.bsky.social · 6d

Gravity Rush 2 is $9.99 on US PSN buff.ly/3ZvSYYW

Free Gravity Rush 2 DLC buff.ly/4gglEui

also on PS+ Extra

Joel DeWitte @lolmonade.bsky.social · 6d

Now bring it to Switch.

Wario64 @wario64.bsky.social · 6d

Castlevania Requiem: Symphony of the Night and Rondo of Blood is $4.99 on US PSN buff.ly/uNomRtc

Joel DeWitte @lolmonade.bsky.social · 6d

I’ve been chipping away at it for months. @poncle.games trying to make sure I never play another game ever again.

Wario64 @wario64.bsky.social · 6d

Vampire Survivors: Ode to Castlevania Update | Announcement Trailer www.youtube.com/watch?v=KW3Z...

"This update is additional content for the Ode to Castlevania Expansion, so if you don’t own it already, now is the perfect time to start

When we said “Everyone is here” we meant EVERYONE!"

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Nintendo World Report @nintendonwr.bsky.social · 6d

Cast your mind back to 2011, you're sitting on the toilet, you're on your fancy new smartphone, zombies are attacking your garden. www.nintendoworldreport.com/review/71477...

Plants vs. Zombies: Replanted Review - Review

www.nintendoworldreport.com

Joel DeWitte @lolmonade.bsky.social · 6d

The demo played well. Don’t think it’ll be your favorite beat-em-up ever but I’m looking forward to putting it through its paces when it comes out.

Wario64 @wario64.bsky.social · 6d

MARVEL Cosmic Invasion releases Dec 1st www.youtube.com/watch?v=itVL...

Iron Man & Phoenix revealed

Reposted by Joel DeWitte

Nintendo World Report @nintendonwr.bsky.social · 7d

Ten more days 'til Halloween
Halloween
Halloween
Ten more days 'til Halloween
But eight to Luigi

GameCube Nintendo Classics Library Adding Luigi's Mansion Next Week - News

www.nintendoworldreport.com

Joel DeWitte @lolmonade.bsky.social · 7d

Like if Six Flags charged at Disney prices but also made a replica of the Batman ride.

Joel DeWitte @lolmonade.bsky.social · 7d

A ★ review of Terminator Salvation (2009)

Aggressively boring.

Joel DeWitte @lolmonade.bsky.social · 7d

I think this is more gaming becoming a luxury good situation than an Xbox rake-stepping situation.

Reposted by Joel DeWitte

Abram Buehner @abrambuehner.bsky.social · 8d

The PS2 truly is the best console ever because it is constantly becoming more powerful. Each time we say something "looks like a PS2 game" we're talking about a game of a higher fidelity than the last. What the PS2 is capable of in 2025 is so far beyond what it was capable of in 2003. That's amazing

Joel DeWitte @lolmonade.bsky.social · 8d

Do not play this game.

Wario64 @wario64.bsky.social · 8d

CLICKOLDING is $2.09 on Steam buff.ly/3ND5vTp
GOG buff.ly/4flD08x